Jessica♥*

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Member Since: 2 Jan 2013 05:16pm

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Birthday: July 4

Location: who knows anymore

Gender: F

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Why, hello there!

I'm Jess.
16 years old.
I guess I'm just your average girl.
& this will be your average page of info that you in no way needed to know
But if you actually take time to read it,
I commend you. *applause*

So, where do I start?
Oh, yes.
I have two very important boys in my life right now.
My cats,
Jeremiah and Spooky.
They're very furry gracious creatures,
and I'm in love with them.

Hmm, well Taylor Swift is my life.
She's my inspiration and my role model.
She brings flawlessness to a new level.
If you insult me, you're dead meat.
If you insult my idol, I'm feeding you to my dogs.

My dogs are vicious animals.
They're both maybe about two feet tall.
One is a Pembroke Corgi (Charlie)
and the other one (Archie) is a Basenji mix.

I have one brother.
His name is Nathanael.
My brother is one of my best friends.
He's an odd boy,
and he doesn't have an abundance of friends himself,
but I love him to the moon and back.
He always sticks by my side even when he probably shouldn't.
'Cause I can be a serious beyaatch.

I was born and raised in the wonderful New Jersey.
I moved to Tennessee in June 2012.
As much as I miss NJ, Tennessee has come to be a really good place for me.

Megan & Liz, and Ed Sheeran are also some of favorite singers.

I listen to all kinds of music.
Instead of me listing a million names of artists/singers/bands,
if you actually care, you can look at my likes and stations on Pandora.
http://www.pandora.com/profile/jessicap7499

I play a little flute.
AHAHA, jk.
I played flute for like half a year but I suck at it.
I do play a little piano and guitar though.
I'm in the process of teaching myself.
YEAH! *gives self high-five*

I play World of Warcraft
'cause it's awesome sauce.
FOR THE HORDE.

The Walking Dead, Pretty Little Liars, Prison Break,
American Horror Story, Orange is the New Black,
Sword Art Online, Sherlock,
Catfish: The TV Show, and Grey's Anatomy
are the best shows of all time.
Seriously, I watch way too much TV + Netlfix.

I like food.
I really like food.
Like, I really really like food.
Tacos & Mac N' Cheese are the bomb.com.

....

It's time to get serious.
I'll admit that I've made a lot of mistakes in my life.
But I accept that
because I'm human.
And humans make mistakes.
There is no such thing as someone who is absolutely perfect.
This world is crumbling.
The walls are falling,
and more and more people are breaking.
We're falling apart.
This is the end of the world.
Not because a catastrophic event is gonna happen.
But because of us.
The people.
Personally, I think everyone needs to shape the f//k up.
When you catch up with reality,
it's a God d/mn shame.
Because nothing is as good as it seems.

~ I d o n ' t t h i n k t h e p e o p l e o f m y p a s t f u l l y
c o m p r e h e n d j u s t h o w m u c h t h e y f / c k e d m e u p. ~

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Disorder Your Score

Major Depression:	High
Dysthymia:	High-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder:	Extremely High
Cyclothymia:	Extremely High
Seasonal Affective Disorder:	Very High
Postpartum Depression:	N/A
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Jessica♥*
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January 8, 2014 1:17am UTC

if you’re ever mean to me i’ll seduce your dad and get him to marry me then i’ll be your stepmom and i’ll disable the internet every night at seven pm don’t flip flappin' try me

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Jessica♥*
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January 6, 2014 7:16pm UTC

me: better check my phone for texts from friends
me: *checks phone*
me: better get some friends

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Jessica♥*
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January 4, 2014 5:27pm UTC

white boy: [draws on dicks literally everything in sight] hahaha no h.omo

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Jessica♥*
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January 4, 2014 5:23pm UTC

exercising would be so much more rewarding if calories screamed when you burned them

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Jessica♥*
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January 4, 2014 5:20pm UTC

whenever someone offers you money say ¥€$

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Jessica♥*
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January 4, 2014 5:15pm UTC

I have a desire for every inch (of you)
the smell of your breath
on my needing lips.
the taste of you under the covers
AND YOUR VOICE RUMMAGING
through every vein in my body.
Please don't remove this!

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Jessica♥*
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January 4, 2014 4:56pm UTC

me when i was 12: i will never tell my name or my age or where i live or talk to people i meet on the internet ever
me now: i probably wouldn't send nudes

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January 4, 2014 4:53pm UTC

There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger. & in the season finale, they have like 3 minute spots to show the conclusions for all the stories where they connect like puzzle pieces in the end.

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Jessica♥*
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October 14, 2013 11:14pm UTC

Depression is a war.
you either survive, or die trying.

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Jessica♥*
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August 13, 2013 12:54am UTC

We learn to live wiith the pain.
mosaic broken hearts.

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Jessica♥*
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July 26, 2013 11:40pm UTC

i know i'm not perfect.
i'm not going to pretend to be for even a second.
i'm hyper
and sometimes i'm too loud.
i can never seem to keep my mouth shut.
plus, i tend to offend people with my humor.
i say a lot of foolish things
like, for example:
you're the best thing that's ever happened to me
and i can't imagine a world without you.
then, i usually regret saying those things.
because you've never saw me
the way i see you,
or the way you see her.
it's blantantly obvious that you love her
with the ferocity and passion i'd hope we'd have.
so this is my farewell.
and this is me telling you to keep loving her
because you deserve to be happy.
this is probably another fault on my behalf.
in which i'll most definitely regret.
i'm giving up the only thing i've ever truly known.
but you're worth it.
and i hope she's worth it.
j.p.

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Jessica♥*
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July 14, 2013 7:02pm UTC

It's better to kill them with sophistication rather than nothing but cuss words.
Option A: Shut your f.ucking mouth because no one wants to hear your f.ucking s.hit. Go f.ucking kill yourself you god d.amn annoying c.unt.
Option B: You know, I've just come to realization of how irritating you are. I don't think I've ever met anyone in my life who has such a low IQ. Oh, darling, you probably don't even know what an IQ is.

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Jessica♥*
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July 9, 2013 5:24pm UTC

why are b.oobs even considered sexual?
they’re lumps of fat made to store milk for babies what the f.uck is sexual about that

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Jessica♥*
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July 9, 2013 12:24am UTC

Here’s some serious advice.
Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest a.ssholes when they’ve had enough.

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Jessica♥*
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July 7, 2013 5:29pm UTC

Am I the only one who always thought it was 'caught-not joe' instead of 'cotton-eyed joe'?
That song never made sense to me but now that I know what the real name is..
it still doesnt make sense to me.

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Jessica♥*
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July 4, 2013 12:54am UTC

today's my
birthday.
within the first 20 minutes of my birthday, i've had over 20 people say 'happy birthday' to me. i've never felt to loved in my life. it's a great feeling
it's even cooler that Witty just said 'happy birthday' to me too.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Jessica♥*
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July 1, 2013 10:14pm UTC

today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder

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Jessica♥*
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July 1, 2013 12:44am UTC

me: *breaks the law*
me: *duct tapes it back together*

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Jessica♥*
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July 1, 2013 12:42am UTC

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

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Jessica♥*
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June 13, 2013 9:06pm UTC

i look at you
and i can see it in your face
you think you hide it,
but i see you.
i see the hurt
the dark circles beneath your eyes
and the quiet plea
dancing on your bottom lip,
too afraid to be voiced
too afraid to be heard
because you're too afraid
to be hurt
and i just want to take you and
wrap you up in my arms
hold you, console you
tell you things that you'll believe
but you don't seem to believe
anything anymore
because you have been decieved
far too many times
so i'll just look at you
and see the pain in your fake smile,
and i'll smile back
and i'll hear the attempted deception
when you tell me that you're just tired,
and i'll say me too
i know that you're broken inside,
i can see it in your face
violets are blue,
and so are you
m.k.

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