Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

AwittyGirrl

  1. AwittyGirrl AwittyGirrl
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 11:11pm UTC
    Idgaf ;
    I dont give away food.

  2. AwittyGirrl AwittyGirrl
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 11:29am UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. AwittyGirrl AwittyGirrl
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    Me: Oh look, she has a new boyfriend. Go figure.
    My mom: Who?
    Me: Me mom. Me.
    My mom: oh.... Hoe.
    The fact that i dont have a boyfriend & my mom knows who im talking about, makes it funnier.

  4. AwittyGirrl AwittyGirrl
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    You might have to
    meet a few jerks, but one day you'll find a guy that treats you the way you need to be treated.

  5. AwittyGirrl AwittyGirrl
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    slow replies make me feel like youre talking to someone
    better
    -----------------------------------------------
    format credit to OneDirection

  6. AwittyGirrl AwittyGirrl
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    I really want to chat someone on the chat box.

  7. AwittyGirrl AwittyGirrl
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 11:37am UTC
    Guys are like drugs;
    they either kill you, or give
    you the best feeling in the
    world.

  8. AwittyGirrl AwittyGirrl
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 2:55pm UTC
    I'LL BE OKAY
    no, no i wont. ?

  9. AwittyGirrl AwittyGirrl
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    Some bros marry other bros.
    get over it.

  10. AwittyGirrl AwittyGirrl
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 11:37pm UTC
    My main two moods are:
    "I hate you, shut up"
    or
    "Im hungry"

  11. AwittyGirrl AwittyGirrl
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 11:23am UTC
    ------------------------
    Its not the 'goodbye' that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.

    ------------------------
    nmf

  12. AwittyGirrl AwittyGirrl
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 10:53pm UTC
    My Mom: *Scrolling through tv channels* Tally, you cant watch this its T.V 14
    Me: Im 15? Yes i can.
    My Mom: No.
    Me: Yes.?!
    My Mom: No. Because you're not aloud to be 15.
    Me: Does my mother not want me to grow up?
    My Mom: No, I want you out of my house by tomorrow.
    Me: Forreal?
    My Mom: NO PLEASE DONT EVER MOVE OUT. PLEASE.
    Me: .... Fine.

  13. AwittyGirrl AwittyGirrl
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    I would just like to say,
    That as of today, I am 2 years cut free. Its been really hard & ive come close to cutting In the 2 years that i was on my way to recovery. I want to thank the few witty people that helped me. I would probably be back to cutting if it werent for you guys. Ive had a lot of struggle in my life & I always thought cutting was a relief to it, its not. & you girls that cut are worth more than a stupid blade! Stay strong & im here if you need to talk.
    Stay strong.

  14. AwittyGirrl AwittyGirrl
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    Want to know why he is talking to you?
    Because, he is desperate & you are easy.

  15. AwittyGirrl AwittyGirrl
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 1:55pm UTC
    *boy & girl walking in the forest.*
    Boy: if you were a tree, Youd be that one.
    *Points to tree.*
    Girl: Why?
    Boy: Because i like that one

  16. AwittyGirrl AwittyGirrl
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 9:01pm UTC
    Logging onto Witty:
    77
    Im officially cool now. Thanks guys!

  17. AwittyGirrl AwittyGirrl
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 10:01pm UTC
    Texting
    5 people & telling 4 of them you
    have to go to talk to only 1.

  18. AwittyGirrl AwittyGirrl
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 6:48pm UTC
    Spend a day in my life
    Then tell me why i am the way i am.
    format by sandrasaurus

  19. AwittyGirrl AwittyGirrl
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    What Makes You Beautiful:
    One Direction: You're insecure, don't know what for, you're turning heads when you walk through the door,don't need make-up, to cover up,being the way that you are is enough.

    My Version: I'm insecure, I know what for I'm not Danielle, 32 or Eleanor. But that's okay, Cause they're all gay, So it's not like they'd want me anyway-ay-ay
    *this isnt meant to be rude, or offend anyone. I love the boys & i am a directioner.

  20. AwittyGirrl AwittyGirrl
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 12:52am UTC
    So what if you have a boyfriend.
    I have 5.
    ------------♥------------
    not my format

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles