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Carla Crahan.*
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June 8, 2014 3:20pm UTC

Problems of teenagers:
most teenagers: omg my parents caught me smoking yesterday
me: why can't I untangle these earphones?

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capsized*
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June 6, 2014 1:54am UTC

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

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*crybaby*
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June 10, 2014 3:28am UTC

*squints suspiciously*
i like you, new character....
*squints more suspiciously*
you're going to die.
aren't you.

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yourcool
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June 7, 2014 2:23pm UTC

imagine how radical being a
pet fish would be like you're just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

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AtmosFEAR
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June 8, 2014 9:29pm UTC

Hazel called herself a grenade.
In Issac's video game, Gus jumps on a grenade to save the children.
It's a metaphor.
Gus saved the children by becoming the grenade.
Hazel is the children.
Gus saved Hazel by becoming the grenade she was going to be.

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LittleMissObvious*
posted a quote
May 8, 2014 5:20pm UTC

Can we create something beautiful and destroy it?

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*crybaby*
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May 9, 2014 8:42am UTC

Me: I cleaned all the dishes
Mum: Aren't you going to put them away too?
Me: You have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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nicole🌹*
posted a quote
May 8, 2014 8:34pm UTC

I'm that part of the fandom that can't gif, made edits, write fanfiction or draw I'm just kind of here like
hey

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*•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
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April 22, 2014 2:17pm UTC

justin bieber : *kills a person*
society : oh well you know he's just a kid

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Morgan*
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April 22, 2014 4:19pm UTC

Me: *turns volume to 20*Phone: Warning! Permanent ear damage may occur if your volume is higher than 15!Me: *turns it up more* Good. I don't want to hear bullshxt!

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soccertrack
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April 19, 2014 1:24pm UTC

Ask your wife if it can really be considered "labor" if she's the one laying down the entire time. She will be impressed by your observational humor, and remember why it is that she loves you.

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*mysterious.mah*
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April 19, 2014 6:58pm UTC

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

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capsized*
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April 19, 2014 9:38pm UTC

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

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phani
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April 19, 2014 11:45pm UTC

I would love to go to the gym,
but
it's on the fourth floor and it has no elevators.....

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capsized*
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April 19, 2014 11:56pm UTC

"its dark im scared"
dont worry bae i got this
*stomps foot*
*sketchers light up*

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Hollieeee*
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April 20, 2014 7:59am UTC

Someone: Who are you?
Someone: Someone changed all my contact names.
Me: What did they change my name to?
Someone: Batman
Me: DON'T CHANGE IT BACK
Someone: But who the hell are you?
Me: BATMAN
Me: Nananananananana

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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happiest*
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April 20, 2014 2:11pm UTC

IM LAUGHING SO HARD WE ARE TAKING OUR MATH EXAM AND SOME GIRL JUST YELLED OUT
“THERE’S NO WAY I GOT 11 MILLION AS MY F-CKING ANSWER”

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capsized*
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April 20, 2014 6:38pm UTC

no need to thank me
your credit card will do

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