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Averey

1. Averey
   posted a quote
   April 6, 2012 3:07pm UTC
   Alarm System: "Beep, beep, beep. Exit now."
   Me: What!? I ain't got no pants on!
   
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2. Averey
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   April 3, 2012 8:47pm UTC
   That awkward moment when you see a black person walk into a tanning salon…
   
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3. Averey
   posted a quote
   March 1, 2012 6:15pm UTC
   When Katy Perry sings,
   I wish I could just throw my phone away,
   I think to myself,
   I would never do that you crazy blue haired woman!
   ♥
   
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4. Averey
   posted a quote
   February 29, 2012 5:08pm UTC
   •••••••••
   What if....
   we fel l in love and never let go.
   •••••••••
   
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5. Averey
   posted a quote
   February 29, 2012 4:45pm UTC
   Dear Girls,
   Those nasty words don't make you pretty.
   Sincerely, Me
   format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl
   
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6. Averey
   posted a quote
   February 29, 2012 4:17pm UTC
   Listening to your friend's voicemail recording, and you can't help but laugh.
   Format: xxCHANCExx
   nmf.
   
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7. Averey
   posted a quote
   February 29, 2012 3:59pm UTC
   Don't follow in my footsteps.
   I tend to run into walls
   ♥
   
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8. Averey
   posted a quote
   February 29, 2012 2:24pm UTC
   CookieDoughFormats
   My eyes are an ocean in
   which my dreams are
   reflected
   Cookie dough formats
   
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9. Averey
   posted a quote
   February 29, 2012 2:21pm UTC
   OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
   *Some quote nobody ever reads*
   oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
   
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10. Averey
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 2:12pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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11. Averey
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    Do you need a tissue,
    for your issue?
    
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12. Averey
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    February 21, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    I wish life had an "undo" button........
    
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13. Averey
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    January 28, 2012 10:41pm UTC
    Like if you think Witty should have a chat and friend option just like Facebook.
    
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14. Averey
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    January 27, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    hi
    
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15. Averey
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    January 27, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    I hate detox day
    
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16. Averey
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    January 21, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    Who is this Lyka Boss girl..?
    
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17. Averey
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    reading old texts
    and realizing how much
    you miss that person.
    
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18. Averey
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    January 15, 2012 9:59am UTC
    like my quote if you love god ♥. Repost and he will do you a miracle, you have 60 seconds.
    
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19. Averey
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    I hate people who don't know how to shut up.
    
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20. Averey
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    Love
    Someone
    
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