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  1. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2014 1:24am UTC
    So I basically have two moods either let's do something spontaneous and awesome or let's just lay in bed all day and forget the world exists

  2. Gpc11 Gpc11
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    October 5, 2014 12:01pm UTC
    "Hello, 911? Hi, I was just wondering: Is it stop, drop, THEN roll? Cause my friend --STOP SCREAMING, I'M ASKING THEM"

  3. Gpc11 Gpc11
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    October 5, 2014 12:06pm UTC
    Funny prank: leave a note on a car apologizing for the damage and watch them go crazy searching for it.

  4. Gpc11 Gpc11
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    October 4, 2014 9:38pm UTC
    Plan of action :1) Go to pet store, purchase bird seeds and ask how long it'll take for the birds to grow2) Watch the reaction of the cashier

  5. McDreamer* McDreamer*
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    October 5, 2014 7:00am UTC
    I wish that you were here
    or i were there
    or we were together anywhere.

  6. Gpc11 Gpc11
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    October 4, 2014 9:55pm UTC
    I keep getting mixed up between claustrophobia and homophobia.Which is the one about being in a closet?

  7. Gpc11 Gpc11
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    October 4, 2014 9:59pm UTC
    UK: We call is Autumn, from the French word "autompne" and later, the Latin word "autumnus"USA: WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAVES FALL DOWN BlTCH!

  8. Gpc11 Gpc11
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    October 4, 2014 9:45pm UTC
    People assume I’m smart when theysee my glasses case. Then they seethat I use it to store a Snickers barand they recognize my true genius.

  9. Steve Steve
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    January 16, 2014 1:44pm UTC
    Today is my 10 Year Anniversary on Witty Profiles.

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
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    October 13, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science

  11. *mysterious.mah* *mysterious.mah*
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    October 2, 2014 9:18pm UTC
    I don't insult people, I describe them accurately.

  12. *mysterious.mah* *mysterious.mah*
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    October 2, 2014 9:17pm UTC
    Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

  13. AtmosFEAR AtmosFEAR
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2014 8:19pm UTC
    boom clap the sound of my thighs

  14. Repair Boy 🔥* Repair Boy 🔥*
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    September 13, 2014 12:53pm UTC
    I don't care how old I am,
    When I see a bubble,
    I will hunt the bxitch down and kill it.

  15. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
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    September 9, 2014 8:43pm UTC
    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional, it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
     

  16. McDreamer* McDreamer*
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    September 8, 2014 5:11pm UTC
    If sleep is so important then why the f*ck does school start so early.

  17. AtmosFEAR AtmosFEAR
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    September 7, 2014 8:27pm UTC
    "Hey, can you give me your URL?"
    "Okay, sure. Not interested dot com forward slash you."

  18. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
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    August 16, 2014 12:13am UTC
    it's funny, because when i'm with you, my smiles are actually real.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
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    September 2, 2014 2:59pm UTC
    Fragments From a Junior's Thoughts
    Today, I heard the phrase "it looks good on college applications" 11 times
    Teachers tell me they are preparing me for the "real world" as if the first 18 years are a free trial
    Getting an education turned out to be a competition I never agreed to enter
    I used to think in weekdays and now I think in test dates
    Nothing is heavier than this backpack except maybe my eyelids
    I'm losing sleep, losing weight, losing my mind
    I'm so lost
    Even as I write this poem I know nothing I say matters unless it's typed in Times New Roman 12pt font

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