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  1. AskSydneyy AskSydneyy
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2010 3:35pm UTC
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  2. AskSydneyy AskSydneyy
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2010 4:14pm UTC
    How Come?;
    Pretty Much
    All the funny quotes
    now aren't even funny?

  3. AskSydneyy AskSydneyy
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2010 4:01pm UTC
    Ya'll ever notice how preetty
    much ALL these advice
    quotes are about guys!?
    Or about Bestfriend Drama.

  4. AskSydneyy AskSydneyy
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2010 3:38pm UTC
    The Blonde Test! d:
    1 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
    2 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
    3 [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
    4 [ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
    5 [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed,then people gave you weird looks
    6 [x ] You have ran into a tree
    7 [ x ] is possible to lick your elbow
    8 [x ] you tried to lick your elbow after you read this
    9 [ x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
    10 [x] You just tried to sing them
    11 [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
    12 [x] You have choked on your own spit
    13 [x ] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
    14 [x] You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
    15 [x] You just looked at it
    16 [ ] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
    17 [ x] A LOT of People have called you slow
    18 [x ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
    19 [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went somewhere else on your face
    20 [x] You have caught yourself drooling
    21 [ x ] You've fallen asleep in class
    22 [ x ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
    23 [x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
    24 [ x] People are often shaking their heads at you and walk away from you
    25 [x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
    26 [ x] You use your fingers to do simple math
    27 [x ] You have eaten a bug
    28 [ x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important. (okay, CREEPY!!!)
    29 [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or insideout, and didn't realize it
    30 [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
    31 [x] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...
    32 [ ] You break a lot of things; just about everydaay
    33 [ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
    34 [ x ] You tilt your head when you're confusedd
    35 [x] You have fallen out of your chair before
    36 [x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the
    ceiling/wall.
    37 [ x ] The word 'umm' is used many times a day
    38 [x] You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
    39 [x] You have spelled your name wrong
    40 [x] You have packed to go somewhere and totally forgot the most important thing

  5. AskSydneyy AskSydneyy
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2010 2:12pm UTC
    I loveyou.
    I remember all those times when we were
    together, what you wore the day that we went out,
    our conversations, and everything that happened.
    Unfortuanatly, when you were walking me
    home &+ we were holding hands, my dad saw us. D:

  6. AskSydneyy AskSydneyy
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2010 2:00pm UTC
    The other Day.
    I screamed In my classroom because someone was going to fling a rubber band at me, My prinicpal heard me. He ran down the hallway dressed up like a ninja, with a paintball gun saying "IS EVERYONE OK!?"
    ^iloveourschool^

  7. AskSydneyy AskSydneyy
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2010 8:01pm UTC
    Name 10 guy friends
    1. Gabe,:D
    2. Ryan O.
    3. John
    4. Christian
    5. Ryan M
    6. Joshua!
    7. Casey
    8.Connar
    9. Drew
    10. Spencer O.
    Party with 1 or 7?
    SEVEN!
    Marry 2 or 6?
    Definatly Two.
    Kill 3 or 8?
    Eight.
    Date 9 or 10?
    Nine!
    Make out with 4 or 7?
    four, seven has a girlfriend.
    Cuddle with 6 or 8?
    rather six. but, he has a girl.
    Have kids with 4 or 5?
    four.
    Live with 1 or 9?
    one! definatly.
    Be stuck on an island with 2 or 5?
    two (:
    Trade lives with 8 or 10?
    none. D:
    Wake up next to 4 or 9?
    four.
    Eyes?
    one.
    Smile?
    one
    Face?
    two and one
    Body?
    two and six.
    Abs?
    idontknow.
    Butt?
    two
    Style?
    seven.
    A Few More Questions..
    Has 3 ever hurt you?
    YES!
    Have you ever hurt 4?
    no?
    Who's the funniest?
    seven, one, two, three and six.
    Can you beat up 8?
    no, he wrestles.
    When is the last time you saw 9?
    friday.
    Who's the smartest?
    i dunno.
    How long have you known 2?
    sixth grade.
    What would you do if 1 and 6 started dating?
    awkward, !
    Who is 5 dating/crushing on?
    Charlee.
    Does 10 smell good?
    i dont smell him throughout the day.
    Who will you still be talking to in 15 yearrs?
    two, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, threem one.

  8. AskSydneyy AskSydneyy
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2010 4:39pm UTC
    they have an
    iPad.
    whats next?
    iTampon?

  9. AskSydneyy AskSydneyy
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2010 4:05pm UTC
    The Other Day,
    I was taking a shower &+ when I squirted the shampoo
    bottle it whistled like when a guy whistles at you.
    It was awkward, because I was naked. o.O
    Sorry its Dull, :D

  10. AskSydneyy AskSydneyy
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2010 4:57pm UTC
    Jersey Shore B-tch! :D
    Ronnie, Sammi, ♥
    JWoww, The Situation,
    Vinny, Pauly D,
    Snooki, &+ Angela

  11. AskSydneyy AskSydneyy
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2010 5:22pm UTC
    ATTENTION!
    WITTY PEOPLE. :D
    Alright, so...
    I really like this boy but, were besst friends.
    & I don't wanna tell him because that would ruin our friendship.
    Its already awkward enough because my older friends are trying to hook us up. All my friends have boyfriends that are older than us and I don't. Its very awkward hanging out with them because they all cuddle and hang out with theer boyfriends all the time., And I dont wanna be by my self so I end up going with them., But, the good thing is that their boyfriends are my bestfriends. So anyways, this guy. I really like him and I don't know what to doo. ):

  12. AskSydneyy AskSydneyy
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2010 5:22pm UTC
    ATTENTION!
    WITTY PEOPLE. :D
    Alright, so...
    I really like this boy but, were besst friends.
    & I don't wanna tell him because that would ruin our friendship.
    Its already awkward enough because my older friends are trying to hook us up. All my friends have boyfriends that are older than us and I don't. Its very awkward hanging out with them because they all cuddle and hang out with theer boyfriends all the time., And I dont wanna be by my self so I end up going with them., But, the good thing is that their boyfriends are my bestfriends. So anyways, this guy. I really like him and I don't know what to doo. ):

  13. AskSydneyy AskSydneyy
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2010 5:21pm UTC
    ATTENTION!
    WITTY PEOPLE. :D
    Alright, so...
    I really like this boy but, were besst friends.
    & I don't wanna tell him because that would ruin our friendship.
    Its already awkward enough because my older friends are trying to hook us up. All my friends have boyfriends that are older than us and I don't. Its very awkward hanging out with them because they all cuddle and hang out with theer boyfriends all the time., And I dont wanna be by my self so I end up going with them., But, the good thing is that their boyfriends are my bestfriends. So anyways, this guy. I really like him and I don't know what to doo. ):

  14. AskSydneyy AskSydneyy
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2010 5:12pm UTC
    Yesterdaay,
    I realized that my caps lock button
    is all in lower case.
    I feel bettrayed by my computer
    ):

  15. AskSydneyy AskSydneyy
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2010 7:06pm UTC
    BEDROOM SURVEY
    How many windows are in your room? two.
    Do you get ready for the day in your room or the bathroom? both.
    What size bed do you have? queen
    What does your comforter look like? black and white polka dotted/
    Is your room big? yeah
    Is it clean? yeah.
    Do you have a ceilling fan? nah.
    Do you have a night light? sometimes.
    Do you have the following in your room:
    [x] desk
    [x] more than 3 sources of light
    [x] phone
    [x] chair/dish chair
    [x] book shelf
    [x] dresser
    [x] TV
    [x] CD player/stereo
    [] bean bag chair
    [x] laptop
    [x] posters
    [x] paintings
    [x] pictures
    [x ] walk in closet
    [x] large mirror
    [x] bed
    [ ] drumset
    [ ] bathroom
    [X] clock (digital)
    [x ] clothes on the floor
    [x]box of tissues
    [x] guitar
    [ ] lava lamp
    [x ] smoke detector
    [ ] piano/keyboard
    [ ] bongos
    [ x] a bin
    [ ] locking door
    [x ] can of soda
    [x ] bottle of water
    [ x] playstation or another game source
    [ x] a blacklight
    [ x] something about your own country
    [ ] medals
    [ ] trophies
    [x ] awards
    [ x] water polo ball
    [x ] soccer ball
    [ x] softball stuff
    [ x] beach ball
    [ ] over 100 cds
    [ ] surround sound
    [ ] sofa
    [ ] empty liquor bottles
    [ ] flag
    [ ] stop sign
    [ ] caution tape
    [ ]paintball gun
    [ ]dog bed
    [ ] picture of your gf/bf by your bed
    [x] calendar
    Not miine...

  16. AskSydneyy AskSydneyy
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2010 6:19pm UTC
    Today;
    I was in Science class
    and we were doing a expirament.
    We had all the equiptment
    Which included a non-roll crayon,
    a beaker, graduated cylinder,etc.
    My classmate set the
    non- roll crayon on the table
    it fell off the edge..
    My science teacher walks up to him and screams: IT WAS A NON-ROLL CRAYON! HOW CANIT EVEN ROLL OFF THE EGDE!
    Him: -runs into the bathroom and cries-
    He figured out moments after that his crayon was the only one who had a rolly side. (:

  17. AskSydneyy AskSydneyy
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 1:20pm UTC
    Grab your Phone.
    got it ?!
    well dur,
    What kind is your phone?
    LG enV 3,
    Who is the first person to come up under the letter M?
    Mateo.
    Whos the last person you called?
    Alex, butt dial.
    Who was your last missed call from?
    Paul (:
    Who is the 2nd person to come up under D?
    Dad Work.
    Whos the third person who comes up under J?
    Jamie.
    How many messages are currently in your inbox?
    240, with one draft.
    What do you have as your background?
    Me, with a heart. (:
    Whos the 5th message in your inbox from?
    John is my favorite.
    Whos the first person who comes up under B?
    Bailey.
    How many bars of signal do you currently have there?
    2?
    Who was your last message from
    Janelle.
    Who is the first name in your phone book
    Abby (:
    Who is the last person in your phonebook?
    93Q
    Name every person you have text messages from in your inbox.
    Janelle, Charlee is sexxy, 900080002020,Taylor, John is my favorite,Kyle (:, Sam (:, Moms Cell, Jill <3, Allison B., Dane is my Best Friend!!!,Emily <3, Alyssa, Sam Kogut, Dad Cell.
    Whos the 5th person under A?
    Alexx.
    Who is the ninth person on your missed call list?
    Sam (:
    What does the 6th message on your outbox say?
    I'm not the one who likes Kyli...(:

  18. AskSydneyy AskSydneyy
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2009 3:16pm UTC
    IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
    So, here's how it works:
    1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, ETC.)
    2. Put it on shuffle
    3. Press play
    4. For every question, type the song that's playing
    5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
    6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...
    Opening Credits: Big Poppa_The Notorious B.I.G.
    Waking Up: Tie Me Down_New Boyz.
    Falling in Love: Hard_Rihanna.
    Fight Song: I Gotta Feeling_Black Eyed Peas.
    Breaking Up:Birthday Sex_Jeremih.
    Studying/Working: Drop It Low_Ester Dean& Chris Brown.,
    Life: Evacuate The Dancefloor_Cascada.
    Mental Breakdown:Prom Queen_Lil Wayne.
    Sunny Day: Whatcha Say_Jason Derulo.
    Rainy Day:Crank That_Soulja Boy.
    Party/Dance Music: Jump Around_House Of Pain.
    Driving: Do You Remember_Jay Sean.
    Sleeping/Dreaming: First Dance_Justin Drew Bieber(:
    Nightmares: Empire State of Mind_Jay-Z.
    Flashback: Never Say Never_The Fray.
    Wedding day: Hard Knock Life_Jay-Z.
    Final Battle: Succesful_Drake (ha.)
    Death Scene: You're A Jerk_New Boyz.(wow)
    Funeral Song: Mrs.Officer_Lil Wayne(?)
    End Credits: Thunder_Boys Like Girls.

  19. AskSydneyy AskSydneyy
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    December 23, 2009 4:58pm UTC
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    December 20, 2009 2:09pm UTC
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