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__OneDirectionerForever__
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 9:15am UTC

True Yolo.
French Boy: Bonjour belle, je t'aime
British Boy: You look gorgeous today love.
Australlian Boy: I was going to go surfing with my mates but then i laid my eyes on you.
Italian Boy: Ciao Belle, te amo.
Latin Guys: Hola bonita que aqui hay una rosa.
American Boy: Yo shawty you look smokin' today, get on yo knees and suck it.

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abkamel*
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 10:13pm UTC

Witty Girl Problems:
When the bottom of your laptop gets too hot
nmf

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NemoIsMySquishy
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June 17, 2012 5:38pm UTC

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nmq just really bored

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SagginMyPants_SwagginMyStyle
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 3:20pm UTC

What. is the point.
of Algebra
The only use of finding
X
is if you're a pirate
Format by Sandrasaurus
(nmf/nmq)

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smilelaughlivexoxo
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 11:24am UTC

At School: 2 + 3 = potato
In the Shower: I've discovered the cure for cancer.

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rubzarnone
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 12:15pm UTC

im bored of hearing that im not a 1990's kid?
apparentley if your born from 1996-1999
your not a 90's kid?
i watched thats so raven?
i can still remember the rap from
fresh prince of bell air?
i remember sabrina the teenage witch?
so whos to say im not a 90s kid?
i still had the same childhood as all the other years?
had to be said.
we are 90's kids.

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gooliaxo98
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 12:51pm UTC

kay guyss..
every time that your in a big crowd , yell "AWOT"
it stands for [ Any Wittians Out There? ]
so we can see who eachother are<3

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mooymolo
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 9:12am UTC

Dear William and Kate,
If William is 100% royal and Kate is 0% royal, will that make your son the half-blood prince?
Sincerely, curious.
nmq

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mooymolo
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 9:37am UTC

Dear 11:11,
You owe me six ponies, thirteen Hogwarts acceptance letters, four kisses from that one guy in my study hall, and twenty-three dates with the cute guy in my math class that I like. I do not accept coupons.
Sincerely, impatient.

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