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  1. Ashley1D Ashley1D
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 12:11pm UTC
    I'm gonna give u an update of what hurricane sandy did to New York...
    k so i haven't had power since Monday 4:00 pm and I still haven't seen any power trucks fixing the power in my neighborhood till today and I have been going around the area where I live and sooooooo many trees r down and power lines and the lines for gas are unbelievably long... Most of them r one mile!!! So when my generator runs out of gas yup ill b waiting on that line -_- so yay me!!! Haha o and if u r wondering how i am getting wifi... I'm sitting in McDonald's haha and this whole past week I had nooooo school and I think some days of the week to come I won't have school which is not good cause then they have us make up those days during my summer... So anyway if u wanna know anything ask me!!! K bubye lol

  2. Ashley1D Ashley1D
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 9:42am UTC
    Wanna know what's annoying? Well, when your mom looks for something
    and everything just magically appears.

  3. Ashley1D Ashley1D
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 9:31am UTC
    Okay so Hurricane Sandy is starting just about now for me and
    I'm on the computer trying to get my essay done before the power
    goes out.

  4. Ashley1D Ashley1D
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    Okay that's it I have had enough with this long distance relationship...
    fridge... your coming to my room.
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  5. Ashley1D Ashley1D
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    Me doing my homework:
    Me: okay homework time!!
    Me: okay I'll start with hmmmmm... How about social studies
    Me: *opens binder*
    Me: yea okay no
    Me: *does same with the rest of homework*
    Me: okay ya know what how about SOCIAL studies
    Me: starts texting friends

  6. Ashley1D Ashley1D
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    kissing test♥
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and past this quote
    4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser

  7. Ashley1D Ashley1D
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    RMe on the computer:
    Me: MOM!! I'm going on the computer to do my homework!
    Mom:Okay!!
    Me: *Heheehehe let's go on witty*
    Mom: *Walks by computer area*
    Me: *Pulls up a tab with all my homework on it*
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    How many of you do this? Or did I just give you a good idea? Lol :P

  8. Ashley1D Ashley1D
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    Which member of One Direction are you most like?
    Harry Styles:
    [x] you have curly hair
    [x] you're cheeky and flirty
    [x] you have dimples
    [] you have a British accent
    [x] you talk slowly
    [x] you're the youngest of your friends
    [x] you love white Converse
    [x] your favorite food is tacos
    [x] you have green eyes
    [x] you're under 6ft
    [x] you love wearing blazers
    [x] you have a great voice
    Louis Tomlinson:
    [] you have straight hair
    [x] you love to wear stripes
    [] you love pants that end above the ankle
    [] you own at least 1 pair of Toms
    [] you have blue eyes
    [] you have a British accent
    [] you're the oldest of your friends
    [x] you're sassy, outgoing and crazy
    [x] you love to sing
    [x] you love people who eat carrots
    Zayn Malik:
    [x] you have amazing eyelashes
    [] you have black or dark brown hair
    [x] you can be very quiet
    [] you're mysterious and the 'badboy/badgirl' of your group
    [x] you have piercings(earrings if they count lol)
    [] you're the 'devil' of your friends
    [x] you love varsity jackets
    [x] you have great fashion senses
    [x] you have a catch phrase
    [] you hate dancing
    [x] you're vain
    [x] you use hair products
    [x] you like to rap
    [x] you like to sing solos
    Liam Payne:
    [] you change your hairstyle constantly
    [x] you've had your hair straight and curly before
    [x] you're sweet as can be
    [x] you work hard to make people happy
    [] you love to be on Twitter and do twitcams
    [x] you love wearing plaid
    [x] you can pull off a closed or open-mouthed smile
    [x] you have a signature dance move
    [x] you love Disney films
    [x] you love singing
    [] you have a British accent
    [x] you're like the 'father/mother' of your friends
    [x] you take care of the people you love
    Niall Horan:
    [x] you have amazing hair
    [] you have an Irish accent
    [] you bleach or dye your hair
    [] you're a hat person
    [x] you have rosy red cheeks
    [x] you love sneakers(mainly hightops)
    [x] you LOVE to eat food(hell yea)
    [x] you like guitars
    [x] you're funny/like funny people
    [] you have blue eyes
    [] you have/have had braces
    [x] you like to eat sweets for breakfast (who doesn’t???)
    [] you hate Disney films
    [x] you can do an Irish jig (im 75% Irish hell yea I can lol)
    [x] you love Liam (of course!!!)
    [x] you love to sing
    Harry: 11
    Louis: 4
    Zayn: 10
    Liam: 10
    Niall: 10
    Most like Harry ♥

  9. Ashley1D Ashley1D
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    New York City Moment #2:
    I was on the subway train and the guy next to me was super nervous and started shoving gum in his mouth and then trying to talk to me and spitting all over my face o_o Lol
    ATTENTION!!
    Fav for a series
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  10. Ashley1D Ashley1D
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    New York City Moments #1:
    When your in Coney Island and a guy is standing there with a sign that says " FREE HUGS!" and then me and my cousin ran up to him and gave a stranger a hug. Lol
    ATTENTION!!
    fav for a series!!!
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  11. Ashley1D Ashley1D
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 7:43pm UTC
    I wanna do a series about funny NYC moments... (ive benn through a lottttttt of those lol) and I just wanna
    know how many of u would read them... I'll post #1 today... If u wanna read go on my account 2 check it
    out!!! Thanks!!! <3xx

  12. Ashley1D Ashley1D
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    One Directions having a
    contest for like a lottttt of
    countries... May the odds be
    ever in ur favor!

  13. Ashley1D Ashley1D
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    CookieDoughFormats
    Sarcasm helps keep you from telling
    people what you really think of them.
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  14. Ashley1D Ashley1D
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    ♪♫♩♬♪♫♪♫♩♫♩♬♪♫♩♬
    The real trouble with reality is that there is no background music
    ♪♫♩♬♪♫♪♫♩♫♩♬♪♫♩♬
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  15. Ashley1D Ashley1D
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    On my bus we have the
    wierdest convos... wbu?

  16. Ashley1D Ashley1D
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    Google XType HereXXXXXXXXxxxxxxxXXXXX
    Search
    ____________________________________________________________
    Things I wish I could google:
    1) Does he like me?
    2) Where is the pencil I lost
    3) What is the next winning lottery number?
    4) Will life get better?
    (If only google had the answers!)
    ~Bunnylover43 Format

  17. Ashley1D Ashley1D
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    Yes, I'm single.
    No, I'm not desperate

  18. Ashley1D Ashley1D
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    STUDY
    (verb)
    The act of texting, eating, and watching TV
    with an open textbook nearby.
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  19. Ashley1D Ashley1D
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    DRAMA
    D: Dumb
    R: Retards
    A: Asking For
    M: More
    A: Attention

  20. Ashley1D Ashley1D
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    SINGLE
    (noun)
    A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.
    nmq/nmf

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