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1. Asher
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2012 12:31am UTC
   Im so sick of
   all this boys on Witty stuff
   whoever said Witty was just for girls?
   Because I've gotten some crap about that.
   Then let me address the issue of girls fawning
   all over these guys on witty they don't even know,
   and probably don't even exist.
   Then faving all their quotes and following them.
   Just because they are a guy.
   When most of their quotes are terrible/jocked.
   One thing that annoys me
   more than anything,
   is when a girl tells me that they followed me because I'm a guy.
   I've even had a girl ask me out. ...what? I don't even know you.
   I'm here for you if you need to vent or talk, but no thanks :/
   Just treat us like any other Witty user please :)
   And the sexy format I used was from this awesome person below :)
   ThatsSoMeee :)
   
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2. Asher
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2011 9:15pm UTC
   And who else is all alone on New Years?
   Like seriously, I can hear people outside partying, and fireworks...no social life over hereee. And all these people are like: I'm gonna kiss so and so on New Years! And I'm over here all "Hi I'm socially awkward and alone, nice to meet you!"
   
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3. Asher
   posted a quote
   December 28, 2011 12:14am UTC
   I'm sick of not being given a chance.
   I'm sick of being stuck in the friend zone.
   I'm sick of being there for people when they aren't there for me.
   I'm sick of putting up a cold front, only to have the one person I can't have burn it down.
   I'm sick of being tired all the time.
   I'm sick of people being so d*mn judgemental of others.
   I'm sick of people harassing me for being a guy on witty.
   I'm sick of all this needless drama.
   I'm sick of all this bullsh*t.
   I'm done.
   
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4. Asher
   posted a quote
   December 21, 2011 11:11am UTC
   so, I know a girl, and she thinks that there is nothing to love about her, so I'm making a list
   Things I love about you,
   your guitar callusses,
   how you're obssessed with Blink 182
   how you crinkle your nose,
   your amazing hot chocolate,
   how your snow forts will always be better than mine,
   the way you say my name,
   your ability to make me laugh like no one else,
   your willingness to camp outside with me...in the rain,
   when you try to wink,
   how you never manage to paint your right hand,
   how you looked when I first met you,
   the first words you ever said to me,
   how you dance in snow,
   and in the rain,
   at night,
   in big,
   lit up,
   cities.
   
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5. Asher
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2011 11:15pm UTC
   Things I love about you,
   how your smile lights up a room
   how the minute that guitar touches your fingertips, you're fearless
   how your eyes turn green at the beach,
   how your gingerbread men have bowties,
   how you smell like vanilla ;D,
   how you can't do a push up,
   but could probably beat me in crunches,
   your loud laughter,
   your obsession with Peter Pan,
   your fear of growing up,
   how you already have your children's names picked out,
   how you can make me feel my best on my worst days,
   the Christmas lights strung about your room,
   your horrible gift wrapping skills,
   your liking for feather earrings,
   your desire for something big in life,
   the way you enchanted people,
   how you made me feel charmed to meet you.
   
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6. Asher
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2011 10:30pm UTC
   Things I like in a girl:
   when you aren't afraid to be silly.
   
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7. Asher
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2011 10:23pm UTC
   And the truth is,
   I've never felt like this around anyone but you.
   I love everything about you,
   the way your hair falls in your face,
   how you don't care what other people think of you,
   how you're pigeon-toed,
   how you've been through so much,
   your leather jacket,
   the smell of your perfume,
   your hazel eyes,
   your originality,
   your chipped nails,
   the way you sing in the car,
   how you hate umbrellas,
   your ambition,
   how you look when you play guitar,
   the list goes on and on,
   but one thing never changes,
   I can never find the guts to tell you.
   
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8. Asher
   posted a quote
   December 1, 2011 11:02pm UTC
   Tommorrow I'm going to a
   concert with my best friend.
   And honestly, I haven't been this
   excited in years :)
   
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9. Asher
   posted a quote
   November 26, 2011 9:47pm UTC
   And truth is
   I miss you.
   I miss you more than you can imagine.
   And I'm too stubborn to admit it.
   Not to you, and not to myself.
   But really I'm killing myself inside.
   Not waking up to you everyday.
   And I'm terrified that once you leave,
   You won't come back.
   You'll like it there and want to stay.
   I miss you.
   And I won't ever admit it,
   because I'm a guy.
   And we have a gene
   that we're born with.
   And it automatically makes us stubborn.
   but we don't have genes that tell us
   how to deal with emotions :/
   
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10. Asher
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 9:14pm UTC
    when your mom comes home
    and she expects you to have been doing something while she was gone,
    so you frantically run to go do it before she makes it inside and sees you on witty and you're all
    "PSHHHH yeah mom, of course I've been sitting in the kitchen doing dishes this entire time you've been gone..."
    
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11. Asher
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 5:20pm UTC
    And I swear
    her eyes could put
    every city light,
    every sunset,
    and every star
    to shame
    format;damnntaylerx
    
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12. Asher
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 12:25pm UTC
    format by XxprettixX
    Playing videogames with my best friend:
    Avery: Is this a bad guy?
    Me: No, that's me.
    Avery: YAY! I KILLED HIM!
    Me: You killed me!
    Avery: OMG WATCH OUT!
    Me: WHAT WHERE?
    Avery: THERE'S A PERSON BEHIND YOU! Hold on! I'll kill them!
    Me: You killed me!
    Avery: I'm sorrr- ohhh what does this button do?
    Me: You killed me!
    Avery: I'm sorry! Hey! Wait a minute- why can't I move?
    Me: Because you died.
    Avery: What? How? Who killed me?
    Me: I did.
    Avery: wtf? Who would you do that? Friends don't f*cking kill friends Asher!
    Oh how I love her :)
    Format by XprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.
    
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13. Asher
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 11:38pm UTC
    That one girl:
    in your grade who is OBSESSED with horses
    nmf/nmq
    
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14. Asher
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 10:57pm UTC
    And sometimes,
    And sometimes I just want to get away from it all
    
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15. Asher
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 10:28am UTC
    90's kids will remember:
    Team Rocket
    nmf
    
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16. Asher
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 10:26am UTC
    90's kids will be able to sing:
    The Pokemon Theme Song
    And know all the lyrics by heart.
    nmf
    
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17. Asher
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 10:24am UTC
    90's kids will remember:
    Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends
    and just how f*cking bad you wanted it to exist.
    nmf
    
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18. Asher
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 10:20am UTC
    90's kids will remember:
    The Fresh Prince of Bel Air
    nmf
    
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19. Asher
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 10:18am UTC
    90's kids will remember:
    Rugrats
    nmf
    
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20. Asher
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 10:14am UTC
    90's kids will remember:
    beanie babies.
    Not those creepy hamster toys that have wheels..
    nmf
    
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