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Ash_789it

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Member Since: 23 Jun 2011 02:39pm

Last Seen: 1 Jul 2012 05:43pm

user id: 186405

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When you're in love...
You can't fall asleep...
Because reality is finally
Better than your dreams ♥  
 
 

 
   
Barely on Witty anymoree):
hmu if you want(;





  1. Ash_789it Ash_789it
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 1:34pm UTC
    every quote on witty is either popular because:
    a) looks pretty
    b) about one direction
    c) was popular somewhere else.
    smh.

  2. Ash_789it Ash_789it
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    Today, I was babysitting, and the kid I babysit wanted to play "The Game of Life".
    *Lands on the 'Get Married' space
    Me: Okay, pick a girl piece outta there.
    Him: Nuh-uh. I want you to fit into my car next to me.

  3. Ash_789it Ash_789it
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    that frustrating moment when.......
    you pull your earbuds out of your pocket or purse & have to spend 15 minutes untangling them.
    fml.

  4. Ash_789it Ash_789it
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    I hope everything goes okay when Snooki has her baby.
    She'd hate to hear the doctor say "We have a little Situation here".

  5. Ash_789it Ash_789it
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 1:52pm UTC
    Yesterday I was hanging out with my cousin Molly.
    Molly: Is cousin Madison coming today?
    Me: No.. She's at her house far away.
    Molly: Where?
    Me: In Las Vegas like 3O hours away!
    Molly: That's where unicorns live
    (:
    I love her

  6. Ash_789it Ash_789it
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 10:59am UTC
    Coca Cola went to town......
    Pepsi Cola knocked him down...
    Dr. Pepper picked him up ...Now we're drinking
    7up.....7up got the flu......
    Now we're drinking Mountain Dew.... Mountain Dew fell
    off the mountain.. Now were drinking from the fountain.... Then the fountain somehow broke....
    Now we're drinking Cherry Coke......
    cherry coke lost his Cherry.....Now we're drinking Sprite with Berry....
    Berry Sprite said "OH DEAR"...
    Now were drinking Root Beer...
    Root Beer said: "Now what a joke"...
    Now were back to good ol' Coke.

  7. Ash_789it Ash_789it
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 10:53am UTC
    Am I like the only one with a basic profile layout?
    D:

  8. Ash_789it Ash_789it
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 2:01am UTC
    I'm gonna beat you with my
    Rainbow
    Weiner!

  9. Ash_789it Ash_789it
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 1:51pm UTC
    Yo Momm'a so fat:
    Her cereal bowl came with a lifegaurd!(:
    Lol.. This one is for mah new "buddy" and you know who yah are <3

  10. Ash_789it Ash_789it
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 6:58pm UTC
    If you don't act as if your name is on the bill-boards:
    It will never be(;

  11. Ash_789it Ash_789it
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 6:53pm UTC
    Unicorns are pretty;
    Rainbows are nice
    (Your Name Here) is both;
    Times twice!!!!

  12. Ash_789it Ash_789it
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 6:45pm UTC
    If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't like you. If I hadn't liked you, I wouldn't love you. If I wouldn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do and I will.

  13. Ash_789it Ash_789it
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 6:41pm UTC
    "Dominos now uses
    REAL cheese!"
    Soooh What the f**k were they using before?

  14. Ash_789it Ash_789it
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 4:23pm UTC
    Last night my friend tried saying "Zombie Apocalypse", and it came out
    "Zombie Acockalicks". I was laughing so hard I was crying.
    I'm sooh perverted.

  15. Ash_789it Ash_789it
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 10:19am UTC
    No shirt, no shoes, no service.
    So feel free to come in with no pants on[[[:

  16. Ash_789it Ash_789it
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 1:47pm UTC
    I love you; You love me
    Fave this if you sang: "We are one big family" (:

  17. Ash_789it Ash_789it
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 12:30pm UTC
    Don't geniuses live in lamps?
    -Patrick♥
    [:

  18. Ash_789it Ash_789it
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 12:26pm UTC
    That naive cube!
    I <3 you Plankton.

  19. Ash_789it Ash_789it
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 12:20pm UTC
    Somebody puh-lease call the Fashion Police! I'm making this citizen's arrest.

  20. Ash_789it Ash_789it
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 12:13pm UTC
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