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  1. Teenage_Scumbag Teenage_Scumbag
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2015 11:47pm UTC
    You're worth every moment of time you're given.

  2. beyondsanity beyondsanity
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2015 8:01pm UTC
    Go to bed early Fridays.
    Do homework Saturdays.
    Go to work then do more homework Sundays.
    Hate your life and go back to college Mondays.

  3. Lil_lamb Lil_lamb
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2015 7:31pm UTC
    "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have."
    *shows up at law firm in lingerie and angel wings*

  4. 3milyMerritt 3milyMerritt
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2014 9:11am UTC
    I've been locked inside
    your
    heart - shaped box
    for weeks

  5. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2014 7:36pm UTC
    "Promise me you won't do it again"
    I can't promise that, and if I do it won't mean anything at all
    because no matter how much I promise, or swear
    this entire conversation won't mean anything at all
    at four in the morning, when I'm feeling like sh..it and wanting to die.
    I won't be able to talk to you, because you are sleeping, unperturbed,
    whilst I fight the conflict in my mind. I know I will feel guilty, because I had promised,
    even though it was nothing to me, it was to you. and
    I know you will be disappointed, perhaps angry, and infinitely sad
    and I know you will cry, almost as much as me
    but in this moment, I'm being selfish,
    I'm thinking of no one but myself, and in this moment,
    right now, I need release

  6. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2014 2:07pm UTC
    Oh she doesn't know much but she knows this; life's too short not to take risks. Oh, she steels herself and she goes for luck. She pulls the trigger and lifts it up.

  7. GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2014 9:24pm UTC
    First, Pierce The Veil sold hot sauce, and now Being As An Ocean are making pillowcases... Well, band merch is getting a bit weird.
     

  8. fulldark fulldark
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2014 10:13pm UTC
    Nobody likes you when you're 23
    and are still more amused by TV shows.
    What the Hell is ADD?
    my friends say i should act my age
    (( what's my age again? what's my age again? ))

  9. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2014 9:01am UTC
    Jesus Christ, that's a pretty face.

  10. 🐝* 🐝*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2014 4:26pm UTC
    we were together for what felt
    like eternity
    the laughs and rolls on the floor
    that always ended
    with me in your arms
    I gave you so much
    you did the same
    our jam sessions on your lawn
    me on guitar and
    you were just you
    trying
    the dirty hair
    that i loved to twine between
    my fingers
    that you'd run yours over
    the way youd wake me up
    with your hands over every
    curve of my body
    we'd rarely kiss
    you'd rather hold hands
    "it's more intimate"
    you said
    to feel my hand
    like you had noting else
    and hold onto it like it meant the world
    it did
    your tired bones grew next
    to mine
    for two years
    i remember
    people said "he's the one"
    mom loved you
    yours loved me
    you asked me the question
    i just smiled
    bit my lip
    i was scared and young
    so young
    and there you went
    picked up all of the memories
    that were etched into my being
    and ran
    so far
    You're gone now
    and I wonder if you think
    about me as often as I do
    you

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 11:06pm UTC
    anakin: the jedi turned against me. don't you turn against me, too.
    padme: i don't know you anymore. anakin, you're breaking my heart. you're going down a path i can't follow.
    anakin: because of obi-wan?
    padme: because of what you've done! what you plan to do!
    obi wan: *steps out of ship*
    anakin: i came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

  12. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2014 7:17pm UTC
    Me when I have a zit:
    Conceal don't feel
    Don't let them know. . .

  13. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2014 2:36pm UTC
    I've recently decided to freeze myself to
    -273°C. My friends think I'll die, but
    I'll be 0K

  14. WeAreLoud WeAreLoud
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 8:31pm UTC
    Why'd
    you only
    call me
    when
    you're
    high
    ?

  15. WeAreLoud WeAreLoud
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 7:21pm UTC
    我會愛你直到時間的盡頭
    I will love you till the end of the time

  16. Last Serenade* Last Serenade*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 1:27pm UTC
    But when you’re with me, darling I don’t believe in anyone else I’m so confused by you I don’t know what to do

  17. Last Serenade* Last Serenade*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 1:30pm UTC
    ignore unnecessary negativity. like “you’re too old to go in the inflatable bouncy castle”. don’t listen to things like that. don’t let them control your life. go into that inflatable castle. bounce around all you want. stare intently at the person who told you you couldn’t go in. while bouncing around. the whole time

  18. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2014 7:34pm UTC
    it’s hard 2 be sad about ur body when you think of it as a landscape. you don’t criticise a mountain for being too big, or a valley for being too winding, and no one ever complains about the vastness of the sea. u are part of the earth and u are so beautiful friends.

  19. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    & i'm starting to envy the cup
    of coffee that gets to kiss your
    sleepy lips awake every cold
    and bitter fall morning


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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