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  1. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 11:45am UTC
    I don't understand people who only sleep with one pillow.

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 2:17pm UTC
    People think I’m really innocent and cute and sweet and I mean, I am, but I’m also kinky as f-ck, bada$$ and hardcore bye.

  3.  * *
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 8:30pm UTC
    it's okay. i understand. she's skinnier. she's funnier. she's prettier.
    don't worry. I wouldn't choose me either.

  4. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 12:14am UTC
    So... I heard that some people are twerking for their exercise. Apparently, in six weeks, you can lose ten pounds and your dignity

  5. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 12:34am UTC
    How To Twerk
    Step 1: Dont.

  6. The Ukrainian Chick* The Ukrainian Chick*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 8:23pm UTC
    today at i saw a wifi network called
    “Scott’s iPhone” so i tried logging into
    it with the password “scottiscool” and it worked

  7. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 7:36pm UTC
    Did you know that if you read the bible backwards...
    You're still a gullible idiot.

  8. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 9:07pm UTC
    Confession #34
    I've only slept
    About 7-8 hours
    Since last Wednesday
    Like it's not that I'm never tired
    I just can't stand the thought of how much time I'd waste sleeping
    And like
    How easily one can die in their sleep....
    I also blame my sleeping problems on the above reasons
    When really
    I'm just scared of all the monsters that lurk in the dark
    I'm scared of someone I care about dying while I was sleeping
    Overall
    I'm just scared to sleep.

  9. theWalrus theWalrus
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 9:00pm UTC
    All of the iphone users: fuc/king ios 7!
    Android people: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 2:15pm UTC
    i spend 90% of my day pretending i’m in a music video

  11. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation

  12. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 7:30pm UTC
    Midgets apparently find it patronising if you pat them on the head more than five times.

  13. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 10:37pm UTC
    Dear autocorrect,
    stop correcting my 'omg' to 'OMG'
    Like bruh, it's not that serious
    sometimes.

  14. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 9:12pm UTC
    advice for freshman:
    1. nobody except you will remember your first day of high school
    2. nobody except you will remember anything you did in high school
    3. don't worry about being alone at brunch or lunch; it happens to everyone at least once, usually more
    3a. if you really don't like being alone, fake text or call someone, you'll look like you're waiting for someone
    4. wear whatever you want because nobody is judging you
    4a. if someone does judge you, they'll probably forget all about it in a matter of minutes so who cares
    4b. for the most part everyone is too busy thinking about what everyone else thinks of them to even notice you so when you hear people behind you
    laughing, odds are it isn't directed at you
    5. being invisible is a blessing; you have more freedom that way
    6. don't worry too much about popularity, you don't need anyone other than yourself to like you
    7. don't dress for fashion when it's hot. the jacket may be cute but passing out from heatstroke isn't
    8. walking to classes alone isn't something to be embarrassed about; a lot of people do it and it doesn't mean you're a loser
    9. you will have classes where you don't know anyone; it's time to make new friends
    10. pay attention to school traditions and superstitions
    11. don't ever say "why do you hate freshman so much, you were one once!"
    10a. as soon as you graduate to sophomore, you'll understand
    11. you have to take the hate freshman get. it's a rule. it happens to everyone. we've all been through it and it's only fair you go through it too.
    11a. that doesn't mean you have to let it get to you. take it in stride and wear your freshie branding with pride

  15. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 9:11pm UTC
    you've built your wall so high
    NO ONE CAN CLIMB IT.

  16. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    Dear Apple,
    Get your shït together
    Sincerely,
    My fücking iPhone is so hot that it may as well burst into flames and the apple "geniuses" didn't do shït and then told me to restart it when I get home but now I'm home and it won't let me get past setting up my internet so fück you and fück this I'm getting an android


  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  18. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 7:27pm UTC
    Mom: Get off the computer and go out! You've been playing Sims too much!
    Me: Ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche.

  19. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    Lizzie: Ronnie broke up with me
    Gordo: He's a loser
    Lizzie: No, Gordo. I'm the loser, okay? He
    likes another girl. She's probably prettier than me and
    she's probably smarter than me and she's probably a lot
    more fun than I am.
    Gordo: No, she's not.
    Lizzie: How do you know?
    Gordo: Because there's nobody prettier than
    you, or more fun to be with.
    Me: I love you, Gordo
    Me: Where's my Gordo?
    Me: Every girl needs a Gordo.

  20. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 7:18pm UTC

    i want to go back in time,shake hands
    with the person you used to be, then
    turn around & walk away.
    with my middle finger high in the air.

:)

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