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ArmagedonNinjaX
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December 22, 2013 1:27am UTC

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God must love stupid people.
He made SO many.
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ArmagedonNinjaX
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December 21, 2013 3:10pm UTC

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That moment when your crush keeps you up all night;
Inside your mind.
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ArmagedonNinjaX
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December 20, 2013 2:07pm UTC

I'm probably one of the guys that you'd call "To true to be real". Some people call it "being a nice guy", others call it "fake". But, I actually stick to what I think should be. If I had a girlfriend, she should deserve most of the attention. If she needs support, be there 100 percent. Spend every moment that you can with her! Course I'm going to treat her with respect, if she was willing to choose me over any other guy, the least she deserves is me showing her how much it means to me. If she doesn't want me talking to other girls, fine, she's the only one I need. But a girl needs to know, if a guy is willing to spend this much on her, the least she can do is admire him and know that he'd do anything for her. There are just some things in this world, you just have to enjoy.

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ArmagedonNinjaX
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December 20, 2013 9:37am UTC

When someone compliments me:
Alright....who paid you?

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ArmagedonNinjaX
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December 18, 2013 4:57pm UTC

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

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ArmagedonNinjaX
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December 18, 2013 4:55pm UTC

A train stops at a train station. A bus stops at a bus station. What I have in front of me here, is a work station.

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ArmagedonNinjaX
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December 18, 2013 1:56pm UTC

Some things are better off unseen. Like my browser history.

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ArmagedonNinjaX
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December 17, 2013 2:38pm UTC

When you have something to live for, life just becomes a whole lot better.

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ArmagedonNinjaX
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December 17, 2013 12:07pm UTC

There's only so much one guy can go through before he cracks down and gives up.

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ArmagedonNinjaX
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December 16, 2013 3:58pm UTC

My dad found out I had an imaginary girlfriend.
He said, "You know you could do better."
"Thanks dad, that means a lot.", I replied
"I was talking to your girlfriend."

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ArmagedonNinjaX
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December 16, 2013 3:54pm UTC

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Sometimes the strongest people are the ones who love beyond all faults, cry behind closed doors, and fight battles
that nobody knows about.
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ArmagedonNinjaX
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December 16, 2013 3:00pm UTC

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I hope my problems fly by as fast as the year 2013 went by.
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ArmagedonNinjaX
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December 16, 2013 2:32pm UTC

Random Stranger: What do you do for fun?
Me: Yeah....I'm a gamer....so I play games and stuff like that
Random Stranger: Um...I said something you do for FUN...
*Smacked across the face*
Me: YOU HAVE NO PLACE HERE.

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ArmagedonNinjaX
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December 16, 2013 12:43pm UTC

Never try to screw up someone when there's having a good day.
Karma will smack you down and say, "NO."

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ArmagedonNinjaX
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December 12, 2013 10:35am UTC

Life is tough, but so are you.

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ArmagedonNinjaX
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December 11, 2013 2:30pm UTC

It's okay to try and let yourself be heard, but don't take over the whole situation by yourself.

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ArmagedonNinjaX
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December 11, 2013 1:24pm UTC

Officer: Alright, we're going to have to do a drug test.
Me: Ight, cool, which drugs are we testing?

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ArmagedonNinjaX
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December 10, 2013 3:46pm UTC

Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

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ArmagedonNinjaX
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December 10, 2013 3:32pm UTC

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

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ArmagedonNinjaX
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December 10, 2013 3:19pm UTC

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

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