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  1. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2015 1:07am UTC
    If you're really really quiet, you can hear yourself doing the universe a favor.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. Primadonna* Primadonna*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2014 6:00am UTC
    this format was made by partie! please only use this for your QUOTES on WITTYPROFILES.COM and do not remove ANY part of the credit; that includes this credit right here and any credit that follows (c) partie
    Oh baby, darling
    How I long
    to become
    your suicide blonde

  4. *mysterious.mah* *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2014 8:44pm UTC
    Having a tan is attractive.
    Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.

  5. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2014 7:59pm UTC
    Format by jannette aka _Jannette.
    All I want in life is to go to concerts and have good eyebrows

  6. Bernicexoxo* Bernicexoxo*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2014 10:05pm UTC
    Its hard to tell when I'm joking cause
    I'll have a straight face and I'll say
    "I'm dead serious" like 5 times


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. Ducker Ducker
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2014 1:19am UTC
    "I was only 41 years old, i loved Ducklord so much, i had all the stuffed ducks" "
    I prayed to Ducklord everynight before bed, thanking him for the duck i've been given"
    "Ducklord is love i say, Ducklord is life"
    "My dad hears me and calls me a ducker, i knew he was just jelly for my love for Ducklord"
    "I called him a Quacker"
    "He slaps me and sends me to bed"
    "I'm ducking now, and my duck hurts"
    "I feel a warmth moving towards me"
    "It's Ducklord!"
    "Ducklord grabs me by its big powerful duck wings"
    "Ducklord: *secci time*
    "My dad walks in on us"
    "Dad: *sees Ducklord ducking a ducker*
    "Ducklord: It's all ducking now" "
    Duck flys to a pond"
    "Ducklord is love, Ducklord is life"
    "Its never ducking"

  9. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2014 10:43am UTC
    Music is like a hug for your ears.

  10. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2014 5:03pm UTC
    We're the last generation whose baby pictures weren't taken on a phone
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    © format : jannette
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  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2014 6:40pm UTC
    I’m very strong, I could fight off
    maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day

  12. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2014 2:27am UTC
    That face you make when you over-hear
    people complimenting you.

  13. livelaflove livelaflove
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2014 11:02pm UTC
    "Idiots are not very smart."
    - My Father

  14. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2014 6:04pm UTC
    ANIME GIRLS:If it looks like a girl and acts like a girl, it's probably a guy.

  15. jjsmit jjsmit
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2014 10:11am UTC
    So im on google looking at Tesla vehicles and the following suggestions pop up in this order:
    Tesla model S
    Tesla model E
    Tesla model X
    And i think to myself..."what a wonderful world"

  16. Corinne  ☀️* Corinne ☀️*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2014 4:48pm UTC
    You realise you are lazy when you can't even be bothered to get out of bed for food.

  17. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2014 10:30am UTC
    ‘‘ Ok, i'm going to study now.”
    3 hours later
    “ ...Ok, i'm going to study now.”

  18. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2014 1:34am UTC
    When you sent someone a message
    you just thought twice about.

  19. wall-e* wall-e*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2014 5:12pm UTC
    me: *misses the ellen show*
    me: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
    me: *cries brains out 'til faints of dehydration*

  20. sapphire123 sapphire123
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2014 11:59am UTC
    Parents: I want the truth.
    Me: *tells truth*
    Parents: nope you're lying wrong answer.

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