Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

AoifeAngel

  1. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 2:40pm UTC
    We all have those
    songs to skip,
    but we never delete
    them off our iPod

  2. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    Sheldon: (To Howard)
    I never said that you weren't good at what you do.
    It's just that what you do is not worth doing.

  3. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    candy canes
    //////////////////////////////////
    Format by Breeze

  4. OperationBeautiful OperationBeautiful
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    Let's play the YES or No game.
    RULES: You can only say yes once and no once.
    Are you beautiful? ______
    Are you lying? ______

  5. pieloverhehe5225 pieloverhehe5225
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    Dear 6,
    Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things.
    Sincerely, 7

  6. VintageParis VintageParis
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 9:28pm UTC
    Let's play the YES or No game.
    RULES: You can only say yes once and no once.
    Are you FOREVER ALONE? ______
    Are you lying? ______
    Just a little friendly reminder :)

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 1:55pm UTC
    You're so fake,
    Barbie's jealous.

  8. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. TheLostGirl TheLostGirl
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    HOW CAN YOU
    look a child in the eyes
    and pull the trigger

  10. homesick homesick
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 11:10am UTC
    28 dead.
    Including the 20-year-old gunman himself and his mother, the principal of Sandy Hook Elementary School, at least 18 children, and others who worked there. On December 14th, my 8-year-old cousin watched his best friend die. Harmless children had their future taken away from them for no reason, and the children who survived had their innocence taken away. Adults had the light of their lives stolen from them, and will have to face going back to an empty house and seeing Christmas gifts they got for their kids that will now never be opened.
    How could someone be so cruel?

  11. Schizophrenia21 Schizophrenia21
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 11:48am UTC
    Delete from Facebook: Done.
    Delete from Yahoo: Done.
    Delete from phone: Done.
    Delete from daily routine: Done.
    Delete from heart: Error.

  12. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    Principle: *walks into music room*
    Teacher: *starts acting fake, like usual*
    Principal: Brendan, Whats your name?
    Me: Did she just ask....
    Brendan: Brendan.
    Principal: Adrian, Whats your name?
    Adrian: Adrian.
    Me: Did she jus-
    Principal: Okay have a good weekend.
    Me: But it-its Monday.
    Principal: *stumbles out of room*
    Me: I think she's on drugs.

  13. SayingWhatMeFeel SayingWhatMeFeel
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 10:51pm UTC
    My mom was being really nice
    yesterday. I was suspicious about why she was being to lovey-dovey and asked her. "Why are you being all mushy-gushy today?" she broke down crying and replied
    "Because 18 kindergardeners won't return home today, 18 pairs of parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles already bought their children Christmas presents that will wait under the tree and never be opened. Little kids watched their friends and classmates and teachers murdered. They will never be the same after that. Right now I think this world needs a little love."
    This Newtown shooting is the worse thing I've never heard of. It literally ruined my day. Imagine that a WHOLE GRADE wiped out from your school.
    It shouldn't take something so horrible and terrifying for us to realize how important our family and friends are to us. I have never appreciated the people in my life so much before. Never take your loved one fore granted.
    Heaven recieved 18 extremely special new angels yesterday.
    Rest in paradise.
    Sorry it's so long, but it's worth it.
    Wear blue and yellow on Monday in honor of the shooting
    My quote/nmf please don't steal.

  14. Polls_Quizzes_Fav_Ifs_Comment_Ifs Polls_Quizzes_Fav_Ifs_Comment_Ifs
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    Fav if your single
    Comment if
    your in a
    relatonship

  15. missperfect1129 missperfect1129
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO GET HIGH.
    HE TOOK HER TO THE TALLEST HILL IN TOWN.
    SHE SAID THAT SHE WANTED TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND DRINK.
    HE GAVE HER A 12 PACK OF CAFFINATED PEPSI AND SAID "DRINK UP".
    SHE SAID THAT SHE WANTED TO SHOOT HERSELF IN THE FACE.
    HE GAVE HER A WATER GUN, PUT HER FINGER ON THE TRIGGER, AIMED IT AT HER FACE, AND HELPED HER PULL THE TRIGGER.
    SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO CUT HERSELF.
    HE TOOK A POLAROID OF HER, HANDED IT TO HER ALONG WITH THE SCISSORS, AND HAD HER CUT IT UP.
    SHE SAID THAT SHE WANTED TO SEE HER BLOOD.
    HE TOOK HER TO GET HER EARS PIERCED.
    SHE SAID THAT SHE WANTED TO CRY HERSELF TO SLEEP.
    HE HAD HER WATCH A SAD, ROMANTIC MOVIE BEFORE BED.
    SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO BE ALONE.
    HE GAVE HER A NAME TAG THAT SAID "MY NAME IS: ALONE".

  16. heartofgold heartofgold
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    Willow Smith is 11,
    has a tounge ring,
    half of her head shaved of,
    and apparently 'bi-sexual'.
    Maybe she needs to live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.

  17. inkywrists inkywrists
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 5:12am UTC
    7 Things I really hate;
    1. Slow internet.
    2. Slow internet.
    3. Slow internet.
    4. Slow internet.
    5. Slow internet.
    6. Slow internet.
    7. Slow internet.
    yeah and that's it. anyone else?

  18. addicted4music addicted4music
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 5:23am UTC
    Here we are, the end of 2012 is coming faster than ever. I am here to tell you that even you think you accomplished NOTHING this year, you have ! Put your hand over your chest, do you feel that ? Your heartbeats are the proof that you made it ! Don't give up now! You've come far.

  19. elenisawesome elenisawesome
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 5:26am UTC
    I've never used and entire eraser,they just always get lost.
    nmq

  20. BeautifulMiracles BeautifulMiracles
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 5:32am UTC
    It seems impossible , but maybe , just maybe
    I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU.

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles