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joy12345
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 8:49pm UTC

Like if you ever pretended to text in an awkward situation?

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 25, 2012 5:59pm UTC

that awkward moment
when there's a top quote.
And you don't get it.
But like 1418983957 other people do.
my quote:) follow me, i follow back:)-jimmy365

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tt505
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 10:12pm UTC

i f i w o k e u p f r o m a c o m a
& Channing Tatum told me he was my husbnad, i wouldn't question it.

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ThatOneGirlNamedEmily
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 9:49pm UTC

You're 13.
You smoke.
You're not a virgin.
You wear more make-up then clothes.
I'm sure your mother is proud.

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lexi1020
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 10:54pm UTC

It's the police, open up!
What's the password?
Open sesame?
Crap...

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Jade672
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 3:11pm UTC

The only two boys,
you really need are called ben and jerry ♥

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DarkAngelPhantomhive
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 1:12am UTC

*Boy pees in the woods and gets bitten by a snake*
OH MY GOD! CALL A DOCTOR! IT A SNAKE JUST BIT MY JUNK!!!
Don't worry! I'll save you!►
*calls doctor* My friend just got bitten by a snake! What do i do?!►
You need to suck out the poison!
O____O"►
What did he tell you?!
....You're going to die... .__.►

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iridescent3
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 10:19pm UTC

A while ago,someone on witty...
suggested having a "detox day", where no quote formats or anything were used. Plain, simple quotes, a day where we focus on the words, not how pretty they are. Would anyone be interested in doing this, or does anyone know who first came up with it so maybe we could try and do it? Obviously, no idea credit to me. Fave it up?

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 11:19am UTC

When theres a car in the middle
of the mall and you're just like "How the heck did it get in here?"
NFM/FMQ

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Jade672
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 10:56pm UTC

In 20 to 30 years from now, one of the hardest things our kids will have to do is
find a username that hasn't already been taken.
all credit to, elmolovesyouu3 ♥

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TakexMyxHeart
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 7:54pm UTC

Today i was walking to my best friends house
and i passed this group of kids probobly like 12
and they pointed at the little one and sayd
"hey he likes you he wants to marry you"
so i waved and sayd "hey there cutie" and smiled and walked away
as i walked away the little boy ran to the sidewalk and yelled after
me...
"your beautiful"
he was only like 6
Made my day
True story
@TakexMyxHeart

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 8:13pm UTC

That song on your
ipod you always skip but never delete

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lizzygaddy
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 6:30pm UTC

fav this if you
belive in god♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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ColorMeeSamm
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 11:09pm UTC

Is it just me, or...
do you always pose in the mirror like you're going to take a picture when you're getting ready?

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 17, 2012 5:32pm UTC

They say sleep is good for the brain
s o w h y i s n ' t i t a l l o w e d i n s c h o o l ?
follow me, i follow back:)-jimmy365

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ChelseyGrace
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 10:07pm UTC

You have no idea
how much my life
has changed
since the day
I met you.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 10:52pm UTC

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i remember tears streaming down your face,
when i said i'll never let you go.
when all those shadows almost killed your light...
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kravutskea
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 1:59pm UTC

if the world
dosen't end on December, 21st 2012,
I have a feeling
a lot of babies will be born on September 20th, 2013.

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livsbestfriendryan
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January 16, 2012 2:20pm UTC

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