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  1. lovestardoll423 lovestardoll423
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    If your profile picture is
    a car,
    I'm gonna assume your a transformer

  2. taalkxgabbby taalkxgabbby
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    Fav
    - if you have waited behind a door to scare someone,
    but ended up leaving because they took too long to come out.

  3. mareadia914 mareadia914
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 12:34pm UTC
    mom: you're all dressed up! where are you going?
    daughter: the bathroom. I need a new profile picture

  4. hayxhay hayxhay
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 8:10am UTC
    Did you know?
    that people with brown/hazel eyes are most fun and happy?
    They kiss the best and will love when not wanted; They always
    end up falling for peopple they didn't know long. They are
    the most hyper and crazy people. You can't do better than them.
    fav if you have brown/hazel eyes.

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    DISNEY
    teaching you not to talk to strangers
    unless they're hot

    nmf/nmq

  6. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    my grandma: I put $2,000 aside for your
    wedding someday.
    me: Aww, thank you Grandma! I love you.
    my dad: What if she's forever alone?
    me: I hate you.

  7. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 12:20pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you finally take a decent picture and then as you continue to stare it gets uglier.

  8. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    I think my iPhone is broken,
    I pressed the home button & I'm still at school.

  9. BeWithMeForever BeWithMeForever
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    Joe
    he first person to comment is gay!
    11 minutes ago · Like · Comment
    Joe *The
    10 minutes ago · Like Comment
    fav if you get it
    nmf.

  10. Anniee91 Anniee91
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    Shutting the door to
    trap your pet,
    so they're
    forced into spending
    time with you.

  11. laxgirl4life laxgirl4life
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    Cleaning Room
    1% cleaning
    10% texting
    89% playing with cool things you found

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    giving your friend the
    "wtf is this?"
    look during a test.

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    OH COOL its
    bendable!
    *SNAP*
    never mind...
    format by jimmy365

  14. LuckyCutiepie12 LuckyCutiepie12
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    Facebook boys: You should come over. We can have some fun if you know what I mean. ;)
    Witty boys: You should come over. We can cuddle, and watch your favorite movie, and hold hands, and I'll cook for you, and we can live happily ever after.
    Boys I know: Make me a sandwich.
    Format By LuckyCutiepie12

  15. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    I hate when
    people read something I wrote to them, out loud.

  16. J I L L I A N ; )* J I L L I A N ; )*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    Click the ♥
    if you love Jesus,
    and your
    not ashamed to
    say so.
    (:

  17. abigaylemichele abigaylemichele
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    I'm finally over him!
    Finally..
    I know right! Ahahaha. (:
    Brb, gotta pee..
    He used to pee...
    ......

  18. teenager_posts teenager_posts
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    TeenagerPost#108
    When a teacher erases the board; but sloppily leaves a mark or two, I go insane on the inside.
    nmq.nmf,

  19. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 9:03am UTC
    hannahlovesxox fade
    Those random moods,
    when you hate everyone you talk to.

  20. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 2:16am UTC
    shaving my legs before bed:
    going to sleep with silky smooth legs
    . . and waking up with crazy bristles.

:)

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