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Ansley14

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Member Since: 12 Jul 2011 05:50pm

Last Seen: 7 Mar 2012 02:41am

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  1. Ansley14 Ansley14
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 10:52pm EST
    I vow to help you love life, to always hold you with tenderness and to have the patience that love demands,to speak when words are needed and to share the silence when they are not and to live
    within the warmth ofyour heart and always call it home.-The Vow

  2. Ansley14 Ansley14
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 3:09pm EDT
    #1
    Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor.

  3. Ansley14 Ansley14
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    October 11, 2011 10:04pm EDT
    Homework.
    Witty. ✔
    ♥just me?

  4. Ansley14 Ansley14
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 7:21pm EDT
    behind everyones favorite song, is an untold story.

  5. Ansley14 Ansley14
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 3:50pm EDT
    http://www.facebook.com/ansley.cooler
    i need witty friends. So add me :)

  6. Ansley14 Ansley14
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 6:40pm EDT
    Name of the guy i would be cute with? pfft. Favorite and i'll write them name of youre future dog, (:

  7. Ansley14 Ansley14
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 6:52pm EDT
    Watch this i almost cryed ♥: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_oIaWEKrx4

  8. Ansley14 Ansley14
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 10:27am EDT
    I NEED a WITTY bestfriend.
    like one i can talk to, and wont just give up on me.
    anyone? (:

  9. Ansley14 Ansley14
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 9:38pm EDT
    that awkward moment when you realize facebook has made more changes than Obama.

  10. Ansley14 Ansley14
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 4:46pm EDT
    ‎-Long but worth it. A Mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with George and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and George said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. George taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so George can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children. Your daughter, Judith... PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come!

  11. Ansley14 Ansley14
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 6:57pm EDT
    It's the personality that counts. not just the looks.

  12. Ansley14 Ansley14
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 4:37pm EDT
    69
    (;

  13. Ansley14 Ansley14
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    September 15, 2011 5:56pm EDT
    I bet if guys had tampons
    they would brag about
    how big they
    are.
    nmf.(:

  14. Ansley14 Ansley14
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    September 14, 2011 4:57pm EDT
    S M I L E [:

  15. Ansley14 Ansley14
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    September 14, 2011 3:15pm EDT
    Curious...
    comment for
    F A C E B O O K
    favorite for
    W I T T Y

  16. Ansley14 Ansley14
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2011 2:49pm EDT
    Maybe it's time to move on? /:

  17. Ansley14 Ansley14
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    September 8, 2011 10:02pm EDT
    You guys he texted me first . <3

  18. Ansley14 Ansley14
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    September 1, 2011 5:20pm EDT
    I keep thinkingthe adds on witty are quotesuntil i click on it.O.o

  19. Ansley14 Ansley14
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    August 27, 2011 3:22pm EDT
    My heart's a stereo, it beats for you so listen close . ♥

  20. Ansley14 Ansley14
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 1:50pm EDT
    Taylor Swift gives me hope. ♥

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