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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2016 8:12pm UTC
    I’m a hopeless bromantic, high five me in the rain, fistbump me gently as the sun sets.

  2. Cess_me Cess_me
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2015 5:12pm UTC
    Realize that the people on the screen will
    always have a more exciting life than you,
    whether you’re single or not. And the only
    reason that’s the case is because their life is
    fake. Real life is a lot more boring.

  3. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2015 1:09am UTC
    Format by jannette aka _Jannette.
    So Heres to Another Better Year
    ...

  4. NickieNicole87 NickieNicole87
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    ♥♥♥ A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the pu...zzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he sighed......."Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box" ♥♥♥

  5. NickieNicole87 NickieNicole87
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    When a girl says, "What?"
    Its not because she didn't hear you...
    She's just giving you a chance to refrase what you said.

  6. NickieNicole87 NickieNicole87
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    True Story
    My mom,"I heard something about freckles possibly leading to skin cancer."
    *My little sister grabs her cheeks*
    "I thought these were kisses from God?!?!"

  7. NickieNicole87 NickieNicole87
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 10:42pm UTC
    A guy was walking along the beach, found a bottle, and picked it up. A magical genie popped out and said, "Thanks for letting me out. For your kindness I will grant you one wish." The guy said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I can't because I'm afraid to fly and ships make me deathly sick. My wish is for you to build a highway from here to Hawaii." The genie replied, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved. Think of the huge pillings we woud need to hold up that highway and how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. And think of all the cement that would be needed. Plus, since it's such a long span, there would have to be gas stations and rest stops along the way. No, that's just too much to ask. Impossible. Think of another wish." The guy thought for a moment and said, "Well, there is one thing I've always wanted to know. I'd like to be able to understand women - what makes them laugh and cry, why are they so temperamental, why are they so difficult to get along with ...you know, what makes them tick?" The genie thought for a second, then asked, "Do you want that highway with two lanes or four?"

  8. BrokenWings1 BrokenWings1
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2014 5:55pm UTC
    WHEN EVER I DELETE AN APP
    ON MY IPHONE....
    THE SHAKING ICONS MAKE ME FEEL
    LIKE THEY'RE PANICKING
    OVER WHO'S NEXT TO BE
    CUT FROM THE TEAM.

  9. BrokenWings1 BrokenWings1
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2014 6:01pm UTC
    MOM: GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!
    ME: YOU MEAN THAT PLACE WHERE MY COMFORTABLE BED, LAPTOP,
    GAME SYSTEM, AND PHONE IS?
    MOM: .........
    ME: OKAY I'M GOING!!!
    *THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

  10. RenieTG RenieTG
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2014 9:48am UTC
    Good pick up line: Nice shirt, I like that band!
    Better pick up line: Nice shirt, I'm in that band!

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 10:15pm UTC
    i'm sleeping under the christmas
    tree because i'm a gift

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 10:50pm UTC
    Dear person reading this,
    you made it through another year. you made it
    through the hard times and pain. you made it through
    all the times when all you wanted to do was give up.
    you made it.
    you made it another year and i promise you can make
    it another year.
    i am SO proud of you.

  13. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2014 12:11pm UTC
    Drowning
    wasn't as romantic as i thought it would be." ————

  14. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2014 12:13pm UTC
    i'm just waiting for you to leave me
    behind, so f.u.cking get on with it.

  15. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2014 1:55pm UTC
    We all fall down.

  16. Loner_in_Lalaland Loner_in_Lalaland
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2014 2:23pm UTC
    I Am Running Out ofPeople I Like

  17. hemmo1996* hemmo1996*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2014 4:29pm UTC
    security at concerts always looks so bored
    i mean at least smile,
    you're getting paid to stand
    one step closer to my idol that i'll probably ever be able to

  18. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2014 4:04am UTC
    Despite what you've been told,
    I once had a soul

  19. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2014 5:38am UTC
    Even the best fall down sometimes.

  20. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2014 3:44am UTC
    The monsters are real but they're not in your dreams.

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