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  1. xnevershoutsalena xnevershoutsalena
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 4:40pm UTC
    So i walked into school this morning..
    And the first thing he said to me was;
    "Good mornin' sunshine."
    It may not sound like much, but it made me smile when i was having a bad start.
    He always knows how to make me smile.♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  2. codysimpson143 codysimpson143
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 4:47pm UTC
    I need a favour(:
    plleassee fave if you think i should try and audition for the part of Bonnie in Catching Fire(:
    (birthmark and brown eyes!!)
    IT WOULD MEAN THE WORLD FOR YOU TO LOOK/FAVE(:

  3. sjfashionfever sjfashionfever
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    •••••••••
    when he texts u first and ur all
    "asd;lkfj" inside
    •••••••••

  4. Luverofpotter1 Luverofpotter1
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    Its Like Harry Potter was a long term boyfriend who broke up with you. The Hunger Games is the rebound and you try tp convince yourself that the rebound is just as good as the long term boyfriend when really, it doesn't even come close. Twilight? Twilight was a drunken one-night stand that you prefer not to think about. Honestly, I try to convince myself that thg is just as good, but I die inside every time someone says "Hunger Games is SO much better than Harry Potter."
    Harry Potter Has Always Been There for me.
    Red & Gold forever

  5. actinggurl111 actinggurl111
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    She threatened to kill herself at school.
    Judy is a ten-year-old girl who was referred to
    For The Child's Mental Health Program because
    she locked herself in a bathroom stall at school
    and threatened to kill herself. Judy has lived in
    more than twenty foster homes and has been
    admitted to psychiatric hospitals several times
    for treatment of depression.
    Judy was physically and sexually abused by her
    stepfather from the time she was a toddler until
    early elementary school age.
    Many of her previous foster placements failed
    because the foster families could not handle the
    severity of her mental health problems.
    Press the <3 if your against Child ABUSE

  6. prplesockerninja22 prplesockerninja22
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 1:55pm UTC
    Doctors handwriting: ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏.
    What I see: ∮₪₮₩£.
    What the nurse sees: Aspirin.

  7. AnnaLovesYou AnnaLovesYou
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. marshallmathersisexy marshallmathersisexy
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 8:23am UTC
    And who else here wishes to have a
    PearPAD?
    like every other character on nickelodeon

  9. wuvyouboo wuvyouboo
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    today i asked my friend
    "what's better, a ninja or a pirate?"
    & she said ' their child '
    ...mind=blown

  10. xxxtheicekillerxxx xxxtheicekillerxxx
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    Boys Goal In Life : Get In Her Pantsnmf Girls Goal In Life : Get In His Hoodie

  11. mm1213 mm1213
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 9:46am UTC

    nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
    dododoododdo
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    MUSIC
    is a way to ESCAPE the WORLD
    and to be YOURSELF

  12. xPoptartStealerx xPoptartStealerx
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 11:44am UTC
    2011
    Brandon Cyrus screws up Witty, and leaves
    2012
    Brandon Cyrus is all over facebook..
    anyone else see the problem here?

  13. julietechoecho julietechoecho
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 7:57pm UTC
    ten little soldiers all in a line
    I I I I I I I I I I
    A SHOT RINGS OUT

    down to nine.

  14. VampireHamster1 VampireHamster1
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    STEVE,
    I WANT TO CHANGE MY USERNAME :)
    IT'S LIKE ONE OF MY FRIEND KNOWS WHAT MY NAME IS.
    COULD YOU MAKE AN OPTION?
    STEVE, PLEASE, IT COULD BE USEFULL OR ALL WITTIANS ♥

  15. CynicalDreamer_ CynicalDreamer_
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 11:11am UTC
    My world, it's falling apart. I'm losing it all. I don't think I can handle this.

  16. lululala lululala
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    "You ask!"
    "No you ask!"
    "No you ask!"
    "No seriously! Will you ask?!"
    "Fine! Excuse me...................
    My friend would like to ask you something."
    This happened to any of you before?!

  17. amazingmegan123 amazingmegan123
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 10:28am UTC
    Me and my best friend ACTUALLY just had this conversation
    me:hes gorgeous you gotta give me that
    her:i dont think so but i guess im not the one thats in lurrrvvve with him
    me:aww shut up its not my fault that i can never get enough of him
    her:canablism is the answer, you eat him, then shove a cork up your backside, then he can never leave you, how amazing am i!!!
    me:i have NO words-__-
    THIS IS WHY I LOVE HER

    DON'T REMOVE CREDIT!!!!! FORMAT BY KCLOVE5 ©
    My Quote♥ ©

  18. kclove5 kclove5
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    My Lame Easter Haiku:
    Easter is today
    Hope yours is very happy
    Happy Easter guys!

  19. Angie5436 Angie5436
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 5:50pm UTC
    I miss the old witty
    All you have to do is make a quote about One direction to get a top quote. I wish we would get our old witty back. where it was about inspirational quotes.. Fave if you agree

  20. boobahdinky boobahdinky
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    My level of maturity >>>>>>>>
    <<<<<<<<<< depends on the people I am with.

:)

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