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lovecrazy
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December 6, 2012 5:02pm UTC

Your lips look good.
Can I taste them?

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KittyKatJordan13
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December 8, 2012 9:53am UTC

I throw my Spanish in the air sometimes saying "AYYYOOOOO NO COMPREHENDO!"

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xRosex4
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December 7, 2012 4:15am UTC

WHEN LIFE WON'T PLAY ALONG
AND RIGHT KEEPS GOING WRONG
& I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND MY WAY
I KNOW WHERE I AM FOUND,
NO, I WON'T LET IT DRAG ME DOWN
I'LL KEEP DANCING ANYWAY

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Maddyhj
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December 7, 2012 9:13pm UTC

What's the html code to be pretty?
Maybe it's </Maybelline>

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beaniebear22
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December 3, 2012 10:55am UTC

They say that Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously they have never been in your arms<3

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AlNicholas

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December 4, 2012 7:50pm UTC

I play the keyboard in a band called The Internet

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isabeltheosm
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December 4, 2012 6:46am UTC

The average person spends 20160 minutes kissing in their life.
Im Sorry for bring the average down guys.

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Hale_Storm18
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December 3, 2012 3:19pm UTC

Murderer: I am going to kill you
Man: NO I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS
Murderer: Oh, my bad. Sorry, I didn't know. I'll hit the next house. Have a good day.

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loserbitch*
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December 1, 2012 3:37am UTC

I don't trip
I just do random gravity checks.
Gosh.
-------------------♥♥--------------------
Nmq
Format credit: Hujy

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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pandaindisquise
posted a quote
November 25, 2012 6:12pm UTC

You're slowly slipping away...
And I wish I could catch you.

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pandaindisquise
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 11:29am UTC

Why do I and everyone I love pick people who treat us like we're
nothing?

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elsiara1000
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December 2, 2012 8:29am UTC

remember when we said this would last
forever?

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happiest*
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December 2, 2012 8:11am UTC

I think we need to break up
Aww your auto correct is messing up again :')
No i'm being serious
...and it's doing it again..
No...It's over!!!
Babe you need to get a new phone...

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DeviledEyes
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 1:28am UTC

he's the type of boy
I'd make a sandwich for.

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spence*
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 10:42am UTC

"Rawr" does NOT mean
"I love you" in dinosaur. Did
you ever see Jurassic Park?
It means, "I'm going to
eat you."

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MiaOx
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December 2, 2012 12:01am UTC

HEY THERE DELILAH
WHAT'S IT LIKE IN NEW YORK CITY?
I'm a thousand miles away but girl,
t o n i g h t y o u l o o k s o p r e t t y, y e s y o u d o . ♥
format: jayciecutie01

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Colette*
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December 1, 2012 10:04am UTC

Do you remember summer '09 wanna go back there every night just cant lie was the best time of my life < 3

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Izzi_Wizzy98
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November 30, 2012 1:59pm UTC

I like you, your weird

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lexysingasong
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December 1, 2012 9:19pm UTC

How friends should help you get a guy's number:
friend: i'll go with you to ask!
you: okay.
How me and my friends get a guy's number:
(I'll use P and Z for my friend's names)
p: we need to get his number, like now.
all of us: *casually walk past guy*
guy: *notices us*
z: HEY THIS GIRL WANTS YOUR NUMBER!
p: wait, what?!
me: yeah, she really wants you to text her!
guy: umm... okay. sure.
p & z: *laughing & start running away*
guy: yes... no... maybe? does she want my number?
me: yes, she does. here, i'll give you her number if you want..
p: *runs over* NOOOOO NEVERMIND I'LL JUST GET IT MYSELF
everybody: ...
guy: okay, so my number is...
me: GET AT IT GURL.
z: OW OW!
p: STOP IT, YOU GUYS ARE SO EMBARRASSING
true story, happened last night.
i regret nothing.

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