Andy_Saurus

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Andy_Saurus

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Member Since: 3 Aug 2012 10:13am

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Gender: M

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Andy_Saurus
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 11:34am UTC

I like the internet becuase you can ignore people and they can't do anything about it.

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Andy_Saurus
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August 3, 2012 11:26am UTC

if i was an olympic gymnast i would just flip around everywhere all day like i wouldnt stop like oh can you pass the salt no but i can do 7 backflips in a row holding the salt and then twist into a cartwheel to hand you it

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Andy_Saurus
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August 3, 2012 11:22am UTC

me: mom I got all A's
mom:
me: mom I cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom I don't do drugs and my girlfriends not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right I do stuff for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i can't believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight

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Andy_Saurus
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August 3, 2012 11:18am UTC

me: hey can you guys ask me questions?
followers:
me: ask me questions for a blog rate!
followers:
me: self promo in my ask box
followers:
me: there's a murderer in my house
followers:
tumblr famous person: it's sunny today
followers: OH MY GOD THAT'S AWESOME!!!!!! YOU ARE SO COOL AND PRETTY I LOVE YOU AND YOUR BLOG OMG WE ARE TWINS CUZ IT'S SUNNY WHERE I LIVE TOO I WISH WE WERE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE AMPHIBIAN OMG

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Andy_Saurus
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 11:00am UTC

Want to hear a joke?
Sure.
The way you treat me.

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Andy_Saurus
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 10:57am UTC

I know I'm young but If I had to
choose between her and the sun
I'd be one nocturnal son of a gun
(OneDirection)

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Andy_Saurus
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 10:45am UTC

I didn't mean to break your heart.
I didn't mean to fall in love either, but we all make mistakes.

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