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AnAussie

1. AnAussie
   posted a quote
   February 29, 2012 8:54pm UTC
   Spongebob:What do you usually do when I go to boating school?
   Patrick:Wait for you to get back.
   (♥)
   nmq
   
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2. AnAussie
   posted a quote
   February 29, 2012 8:34pm UTC
   11:11 comes twice a day
   because everyone deserves
   second chances
   nmq
   
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3. AnAussie
   posted a quote
   November 26, 2011 8:31pm UTC
   That sad moment
   when you take HOURS coming up with a joke , but when you tell it nobody laughs.
   
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4. AnAussie
   posted a quote
   November 26, 2011 8:20pm UTC
   when you're at the movies with your friend
   & you have to go pee and when you come back you ask, "what did i miss?" and your friend says"oh nothing."
   
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5. AnAussie
   posted a quote
   November 22, 2011 8:28pm UTC
   listening to someone
   and thinking
   LIE, lie, oh yeah sure, haha LIE.
   
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6. AnAussie
   posted a quote
   November 22, 2011 8:24pm UTC
   my mirror thinks i look pretty;
   my camera disagrees.
   
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7. AnAussie
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   November 22, 2011 1:55pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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8. AnAussie
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2011 9:24pm UTC
   That awkward when you just said 'moment' even though it's not there.
   
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9. AnAussie
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2011 9:16pm UTC
   I c a n s h u f f l e ...
   with high heels on
   cuz i'm just that talented. (;
   
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10. AnAussie
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 6:26pm UTC
    "f*c k you!"
    Sure,When?
    (;
    
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11. AnAussie
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 8:17pm UTC
    Saying; 'I was like...' instead of; 'I said...' because you're just that awesome ♥
    
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12. AnAussie
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 9:41pm UTC
    Looking at the clock every 5 seconds in class and hoping that everytime you look, a minute will have already gone by.
    
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13. AnAussie
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 9:32pm UTC
    Okay, so my math teacher still treats us like grade schoolers and gives us math homework with little riddles at the bottom and the answer to one of the riddles was Pairs of Shoes , but it was written altogether, so when the teacher asked us for the answer to the riddle I said, pairs of hoes (;
    
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14. AnAussie
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    this is how
    yousonic♥
    
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15. AnAussie
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    WTF?!
    There's an ad on witty saying ' If you're 40+ and single, Try mature mingle! ' Ummmm, we're teenagers...
    
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16. AnAussie
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 2:59pm UTC
    You're Smart.
    Fave if you said that sarcastically!
    
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17. AnAussie
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 2:54pm UTC
    I hate when
    gym teachers tell you do to something super hard and exhausting and you're just thinking to yourself, 'why don't you come and join us?! You're the coach!'
    
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18. AnAussie
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 10:29pm UTC
    Take me by the tongue and I'll know you
    Kiss me til' you're drunk and I'll show you
    a l l the moves like jagger
    i've got the moves like jagger
    lovethatsong;♥
    
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19. AnAussie
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 9:28pm UTC
    Volunteering to pass out graded papers in class just to laugh at the people who get bad grades ♥
    
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20. AnAussie
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 7:12pm UTC
    *HAving an argument*
    Girl: OMG, you're such a fail!
    You: B*tch, your dad's condom was a fail!
    
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