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  1. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 12:51pm UTC
    That moment when you must recorrect autocorrect correcting you
    in order to properly swear in a text message.

  2. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2014 4:18pm UTC
    people who make you feel bad for liking what you like
    are the worst kinds of people

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2014 2:39pm UTC
    if you're ever feeling down on valentines day just remember that three years ago i recieved a flower on valentines day as a joke.

  4. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 11:36am UTC
    let’s play a game called
    how long can i put off my assignment
    until i start stress crying
    © Jannette's format

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2014 2:01pm UTC
    when people don't sit next to me on the bus:offended and relieved
    when someone sits next to me:irritated yet flattered

  6. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2014 6:35pm UTC
    Zoey 101
    Nicole: 4 problems with that: hair, face, boobs
    Lola: That's 3.
    Nicole: 2 boobs

  7. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 9:31pm UTC
    got 99 problems and flappy bird is all of them plus 50

  8. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 6:55pm UTC
    i'm still very uncomfortable over the fact that 2007 was 7 years ago

  9. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 7:23pm UTC
    I deserve a medal for making it
    through this week without stabbing
    someone with a fork.

  10. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2014 1:41pm UTC
    trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary
    i do it to myself just fine

  11. happiest* happiest*
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    February 18, 2014 2:09pm UTC
    I don’t need to go to college I can learn anything I want through youtube tutorials

  12. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 11:20pm UTC
    Story Time
    So I recently started working at McDonald's, and the first ever
    guy's order I was took, told me he wanted the Whopper burger.
    I spent a few seconds trying to find it on the menu before
    someone told me that Whoppers only exist at Burger King.
    He did it on purpose because he could tell that I was new.

  13. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 6:04pm UTC
    I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for
    my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that's something I do
    when I'm bored, and this dude walks by and says "hey baby, what else
    do you do with your hands?" I gave him my most polite smile and said in
    the sweetest way possible "strangle you"

  14. happiest* happiest*
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    February 18, 2014 2:11pm UTC
    Don’t start an argument with a girl because they all have 45020194 GB memories and will bring up something you did at 14:23PM on 23/04/2007

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
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    February 14, 2014 3:47pm UTC
    I've been single for quite awhile and it's seems to be going pretty well.
    I think I'm the one.

  16. happiest* happiest*
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    January 27, 2014 2:05pm UTC
    And kid, you’ve got to love yourself. You’ve got wake up at four in the morning, brew black coffee, and stare at the birds drowning in the darkness of the dawn. You’ve got to sit next to the man at the train station who’s reading your favorite book and start a conversation. You’ve got to come home after a bad day and burn your skin from a shower. Then you’ve got to wash all your sheets until they smell of lemon detergent you bought for four dollars at the local grocery store. You’ve got to stop taking everything so dam personally. You are not the moon kissing the black sky. You’ve got to compliment someones crooked brows at an art fair and tell them that their eyes remind you of green swimming pools in mid July. You’ve got to stop letting yourself get upset about things that won’t matter in two years. Sleep in on Saturday mornings and wake yourself up early on Sunday. You’ve got to stop worrying about what you’re going to tell her when she finds out. You’ve got to stop over thinking why he stopped caring about you over six months ago. You’ve got to stop asking everyone for their opinions. F-ck it. Love yourself, kiddo. You’ve got to love yourself.

  17. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2014 1:04pm UTC
    me: *falls down*
    mom: what was that noise?
    me: my shirt fell
    mom: sounded heavier than a shirt
    me: i was in it when it fell

  18. spence* spence*
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    January 23, 2014 12:46pm UTC
    in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

  19. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 10:17am UTC
    jesus: mom I told you I didn't want a big party
    mary: THE WHOLE WORLD WILL CELEBRATE EVERY YEAR

  20. _Jannette _Jannette
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    January 29, 2014 8:37am UTC
    "Oh" actually means my heart just got ripped into a million pieces but I won’t tell you because you wouldn’t care how I feel anyway

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