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*crybaby*
posted a quote
March 28, 2014 1:54am UTC

HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE?
HE GO ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID "I DON'T WANNA BE OBAMASELF"

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SuperNovaChic
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May 6, 2014 12:20pm UTC

Adults teach you to stand up for yourself and fight for what you believe in,
until what you believe in is different than what they believe in.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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December 10, 2013 5:23pm UTC

If someone ever tells you a certain song
is important to them you should turn it up
and lay on your bed and close your eyes
and really listen to it even if it's 10 minutes
long because at the end you will know
that person much better than you think.

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happiest*
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January 19, 2014 2:13pm UTC

I’m so detached and distant and cold at times, but I swear if you spark my interest, I can become so clingy and you’ll become so important to me and I will put so much of my time and effort towards you. But then you’ll get tired of me

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happiest*
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December 9, 2013 3:10pm UTC

i’m a strong believer that not everything you do needs an explanation. if you want a tattoo, get one. if you rather stay home that night, it’s okay to miss that party. don’t forget that you’re living for yourself. you don’t owe anyone an explanation for your choices or preferences.

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spence*
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December 1, 2013 12:44pm UTC

I remember when I was little, I stayed in the bath tub way too long because I wasn’t feeling good, so I fell asleep in the tub (with the water off of course) and when I woke up, I looked at my hands I saw that they were all wrinkled and stuff and I started flippin out because I thought I slept for 60 years

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Ninja918
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November 13, 2013 9:15pm UTC

If you are the older twin call your other twin a few times a day and be like "When I was your age" and then describe what you did 7 minutes ago.

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MyWittyProfile
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November 20, 2013 9:52pm UTC

I changed my alarm to “the real slim shady” so in the morning when it goes “will the real slim shady please stand up”
I get out of bed

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BlackButterflies
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December 16, 2013 1:40am UTC

okay so at my gym there's this guy with red hair and he is literally always there but i'd see him and then five minutes later see him with a completely different outfit and hairstyle so i thought he just changed clothes multiple times during his workout or i'd look away from him and then he'd be at the other side of the room like instantly? so i thought he was some kind of teleporting alien with a weird clothing obsession
today i saw him talking to another him
twins.
i thought of a teleporting fashionista alien but i didnt even consider that he might have a twin.
twins.

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happiest*
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January 29, 2014 1:10pm UTC

the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 12:04pm UTC

"Did you know that your grandmother was the most
beautiful woman I have ever known in this world?
The instant I laid eyes on her, I knew that I would
never love another. I walked straight up to her,
took her hand, and I asked her to marry me."
"Wow. And she said yes?"
"No. No, she punched me." he smiled dreamily.
"But I swore that I would never give up."

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
posted a quote
December 2, 2013 4:01pm UTC

parents: we don't care about the other kids
me: you sure do when you compare me to them

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伤*
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December 21, 2013 4:03pm UTC

the main thing i hate about christmas is the fact i'm too poor to buy lovely gifts
for all the sweet people in my life that deserve them

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angela*
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December 3, 2013 3:12pm UTC

Do you guys ever have that thing
when you like someone but you dont want to admit it to yourself so you're
kind of just like omg i like him but also kind of like no i dont shut up me

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happiest*
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January 23, 2014 4:16pm UTC

true fact: people like my hair more than they like me

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Hale_Storm18
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December 3, 2013 6:51pm UTC

in my 8th grade history class we had to make fake facebooks for historical figures and some kid did joan of arc and for their first status they put “chillin with jesus” and for their final status they put “i set fire to the rain”

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capsized*
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November 21, 2013 10:42pm UTC

i actually like åsshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
posted a quote
November 28, 2013 4:07pm UTC

The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.

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yourcool
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November 20, 2013 6:25am UTC

one time a white student from the university
in my home town was talking to a student that came from africa to study and said “wow growing up in africa must have been so tough for you” and he just replied “my family could buy you” and walked away

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
December 10, 2013 3:46pm UTC

If your crush asks you
if you like anyone..
Be like "Yeah, you." And if you get a negative
response, correct yourself and be
like "Yeah, you?"

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