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Ambee

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Member Since: 11 May 2014 11:14pm

Last Seen: 3 Jul 2014 04:02pm

user id: 382035

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  1. Ambee Ambee
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 4:02pm EDT
    Dear future husband, When I die please dont burry me in any bright colors or I'll look like a highlighter in a metal tin can. If I look like that I will raise from the dead and haunt you. Love Ambee!

  2. Ambee Ambee
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    June 12, 2014 9:23pm EDT
    Act like a lady, walk like a queen and punch like a man.

  3. Ambee Ambee
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    June 12, 2014 9:22pm EDT
    When life smacks you, punch it back!

  4. Ambee Ambee
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    June 12, 2014 9:21pm EDT
    Wounds heal, scars fade~ Glory is forever!

  5. Ambee Ambee
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    May 30, 2014 12:39pm EDT
    Look like a Barbie, walk like a princess, and punch like a man.

  6. Ambee Ambee
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2014 4:38pm EDT
    Is it me or does fat have separation issues?!?

  7. Ambee Ambee
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2014 7:02pm EDT
    45 minutes of workout a day keeps the fat away!

  8. Ambee Ambee
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    May 21, 2014 5:26pm EDT
    Dont take me to your world of misery, your world of jealousy. Leave me to my blissful world. You are like the monster under my bed; your reign of terror scares me because I let it,but, that reign ends. I'm not a girl afraid of the dark anymore. Your a monster, yes you are. But you wont live in my world; there's no room for you.

  9. Ambee Ambee
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2014 5:46pm EDT
    Roses! I swear you men have all your romance from the same worn book. Flowers are a good thing, a sweet thing to give a lady. But it is always roses, always red, and always perfect hothouse blooms when they can come by them

  10. Ambee Ambee
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    May 19, 2014 5:44pm EDT
    He was giving me enough rope to hang myself with. Apparently he didn't realize that once a noose is tied it will fit one neck as easily as another.

  11. Ambee Ambee
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2014 5:40pm EDT
    War-A rich mans argument but, a poor man's fight.

  12. Ambee Ambee
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2014 5:37pm EDT
    Why is it the people I would take a bullet for are the ones behind the gun?

  13. Ambee Ambee
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    May 16, 2014 1:14am EDT
    Dont call me a dreamer nor dare say I have an overactive imagination. I am not a dreamer, I'm a realist. What I see is potential in everything... and everyone. The possiblities for success are endless.

  14. Ambee Ambee
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    May 15, 2014 6:41pm EDT
    A white man said "Colored people are not allowed here.". The black man turned around and stood up. He said " When I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I am sick I'm BLACK. When I'm in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you were born you were PINK. When you grew up you were WHITE. When you're sick you're GREEN. When you're in the sun you're RED. When you're cold you're BLUE. When you die you'll be PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call ME colored." The black man sat back down and the white man walked away.

  15. Ambee Ambee
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2014 5:57pm EDT
    When life gives you lemons, manipulate the lemon salesman.

  16. Ambee Ambee
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    May 14, 2014 5:22pm EDT
    Secrets are like poison; they kill you slowly.

  17. Ambee Ambee
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    May 13, 2014 7:12pm EDT
    People are like plates; frail and can break. Every person has a breaking point, remember that.

  18. Ambee Ambee
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    May 13, 2014 5:06pm EDT
    People call it being rude, I call it being honest.

  19. Ambee Ambee
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2014 1:36pm EDT
    Here I stand,
    In an endless sea
    A sea of people
    yet, I sit all alone
    Here I stand,
    In an endless sea
    A sea of blurred truths
    Here I stand,
    In an endless sea
    In a sea of salted tears
    Here I stand,
    away from shore
    but, my feet will kiss the shore one day

  20. Ambee Ambee
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2014 1:29pm EDT
    Some doors are best to remain closed.

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