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AlyssaXx4434
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September 28, 2011 9:12pm UTC

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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AlyssaXx4434
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September 27, 2011 1:24am UTC

Format credit: Sandrasaurus
Fav this if you restart
a game because you
know your losing
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AlyssaXx4434
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September 27, 2011 12:28am UTC

Am I the only one who is
tired of seeing frangipanis
on the back of cars?
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AlyssaXx4434
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September 27, 2011 12:28am UTC

Am I the only one who is
tired of seeing frangipanis
on the back of cars?
nmf

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AlyssaXx4434
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September 19, 2011 6:16pm UTC

The embarassing moment when you havn't been listening in class and you ask a question that has already been spoken about all lesson.

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AlyssaXx4434
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September 18, 2011 8:36am UTC

I hate it when you think someone is talking to you,but then you realize there talking to the person behind you and you end up looking like an idiot...

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AlyssaXx4434
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September 18, 2011 4:23am UTC

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A girl named Jenny was on a date with her boyfriend Tim, they had been dating for 3 years and they were walking home from there date, he stopped and wanted to ask her something..
He said he loved her and he took out a small red box with a ring in it but before he could ask her those special 4 words, a car was racing there way it was out of control. Tim pushed Jenny away so she wouldn't get hit, but instead he did...
Jenny screamed and paniced.
The ambulance came to take Tim,
she waited to hear if he was going to be okay and sat there in shock,
She didn't want to leave but the nurses thought it was best if she went home.
When morning came she went back to the hospital,
She saw his parents crying,
The bed was empty....
Where is he she said trying to hold back her tears,
She knew what had happened and those tears came out,
She ran to her car thinking that this isnt happening,
She felt so guilty that she wasn't there to say goodbye,
Jenny went to the location were Tim was about to propose
She realised she had stepped on something,
It was the ring, it still looked shiny and Jenny put it on her finger
She said"He didn't even get to say those words to me"
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AlyssaXx4434
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September 18, 2011 3:57am UTC

I didn't trip I was just testing gravity.....
ya well it still works!

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AlyssaXx4434
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September 18, 2011 2:18am UTC

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

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AlyssaXx4434
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September 15, 2011 7:53am UTC

Confession#1
Everyday at school,when its lunch break I always go to the bathroom to check my hair and makeup...
Why? I care to much about what people think of me

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AlyssaXx4434
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 9:21am UTC

[DARYL47:] In the chat room, I inspect. Who's here tonight? ASL check
[CarolBabe69:] I'm 20/f from the UK. Send me an IM and I'll make your day
[DARYL47:] I'm 22 and my name is Daryl
[CarolBabe69:] Nice to meet you Daryl my name is Carol
[DARYL47:] What do you like Carol?
[CarolBabe69:] I like to go to shows. I collect comic books and vintage clothes
What do you like?
[DARYL47:] I like to skate. I play rock guitar, but I'm not that great
I like to go on dates and I like to stay up late
I live in San Francisco and hang on the Haight
[CarolBabe69:] Do you like the Golden Gate?
[DARYL47:] I did when I was eight
[CarolBabe69:] Maybe I can come and visit?
[DARYL47:] Maybe you should wait
See I'm really forty-seven, I have kids and a wife
I weight 300 pounds and I really hate my life
[CarolBabe69:] Are you serious?
[DARYL47:] Yes
[CarolBabe69:] Well, I've got a secret too. I'm not 20 years old, I'm really 32
I only have one leg and I like to sniff glue
[DARYL47:] You lied to me Carol
[CarolBabe69:] Well, you lied to me too
It's not normal to have an Internet girlfriend.
Online relationships are really just pretend
Unplug your heart, upgrade your system.
Get, get off the Internet
Bob went on MySpace for hours a day.
Talking to girls from Moscow to LA
But people can surprise you from behind a screen
Listen to this verse and you'll see what I mean
[SueChick1990:] Hi, I'm Susie, I like your profile
I checked out your pics and I like your smile
[BOBSTER MAN:] Sounds good Susie, I'll be your friend
We can message each other again and again
[SueChick1990:] Comment on my pics and post on my page
Join my groups and guess my age!
[BOBSTER MAN:] You must be 18, how could you not?
You can't be in high school you're just too hot
[SueChick1990:] Let me send you pics for your personal collection
I hope they inspire you and give you a smile
Susie sent Bob pics that were borderline obscene
The cops showed up at his door - she was only 16
If you don't believe us here's a final story
About a boy named Marcus and his online girlfriend Lori
Behind the monitor, truth is hidden from your eyes
Marcus didn't know but he was in for a surprise
[MARCUSP:] We've been dating for a while but let's cut to the chase
I don't know what you look like, and I want to see your face
[Laurie69:] But what does it matter? You know who I am inside
[MARCUSP:] What if you're not a woman and this whole time you lied?
[Laurie69:] You got me there, I'm not really a female
I'm a guy who pretends to be a girl through email
[MARCUS:] So this is why it's bad to meet women online
Living life behind the screen is a total waste of time!

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AlyssaXx4434
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September 12, 2011 9:03am UTC

I hate convos like this
Me:Heyy
Friend:Heyy
Me:Watsup
Friend:Nothing much you
Me:Same
Friend: cool

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AlyssaXx4434
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September 8, 2011 7:15am UTC

When a teacher says "Fix your uniform and your hair!"
I think, I thought school was meant to be about learning not about what I look like..

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AlyssaXx4434
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September 8, 2011 7:00am UTC

Fave this if someone says to you "No offence but.." and you still get offended

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AlyssaXx4434
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September 4, 2011 8:18am UTC

My Momma always said:
"Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

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AlyssaXx4434
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September 4, 2011 5:38am UTC

I said to my friend "Look there's a dead bird!"
and she looked up at the sky.

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AlyssaXx4434
posted a quote
September 4, 2011 4:07am UTC

Why do you play me
like a harp...
Playing all my strings
And controlling my heart ♥

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AlyssaXx4434
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September 4, 2011 3:37am UTC

When someone does a typo,
Do you look to see if those letters were close together.
I do :p

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AlyssaXx4434
posted a quote
September 4, 2011 3:16am UTC

I Like Boys, I Like Girls...
Just Like Jesus Does
-Lady Gaga♥

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