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AlwaysxAxDreamer
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September 17, 2013 7:24pm UTC

Friend: Why are you so anti-social?
Me: I don't know, I've just never been good with social interaction.
Friend: Maybe it's because you use big words like "social interaction".
Me: It's not my fault these people are intimidated big words.
Friend:
Me: I don't even know how I have the friends that I have now.

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AlwaysxAxDreamer
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September 17, 2013 7:01pm UTC

I'm worried that this lack of attention that I've been getting ever since I stopped being a cute kid will cause me to make a bad decision in the future. Like dying my hair blonde.
Oh dear god that cannot happen QUICK SOMEONE GIVE ME ATTENTION.

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AlwaysxAxDreamer
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September 17, 2013 6:58pm UTC

Mom: What do braces feel like?
Me: Like having metal stuck to your teeth.

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AlwaysxAxDreamer
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September 15, 2013 8:47pm UTC

Friend: You're so proper!
Me: What?
Friend: Yeah, like the way you walk and talk and do things.
Friend: You're like those girls from old black and white movies.
Me: *Accidently walks into wall*
Me: *Exclaims obscenities*
Friend: Never mind.

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AlwaysxAxDreamer
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September 15, 2013 8:43pm UTC

Everyone: My best advice for you is to be outgoing! Make friends and don't be shy.
Me: Okay, I'll try...
*At school*
Me: Oh, hi the-
Me: *Chokes*
Me: *Starts blushing furiously*
Me: *Dies*

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AlwaysxAxDreamer
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September 13, 2013 3:33pm UTC

What time is it? Story time of course!
Okay, where the hell do I even begin? I guess I'll start when it was time to be drived to school but my seat had papers all over it which were previously stashed all over the car. This was confusing. Then as I was cleaning them up and putting them back in place I noticed an odd smell, it smelled like the clothes of a smoker. The entire car stunk of it.
My mom is freaking out because we're thinking that someone broke into our car.
Long story short, some guy (we don't know who) broke into my, and my landlord's cars and was looking for things to steal. So far we haven't noticed anything in our car to be stolen, but my landlord's gun was taken from his car. So now we have a thief who stole a gun and who knows how to break into cars (and who knows what else) without setting off alarms. Oh yeah, and he has a freaking gun.

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AlwaysxAxDreamer
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September 12, 2013 4:24pm UTC

School would be so much better if the only people who went to it were me and my friends.
Also, free ice cream.

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AlwaysxAxDreamer
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September 12, 2013 4:00pm UTC

Dear Rain,
Thank you so very much for waiting until school lets out so I have to walk in you.
You suck,
Courtesy of Me.

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AlwaysxAxDreamer
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September 12, 2013 3:57pm UTC

I feel like I'm the only female in my school who even bothers wearing uniform anymore.
All I see is Yoga pants with a random blue tank top... Our school colors are white and burgundy.

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AlwaysxAxDreamer
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September 11, 2013 7:29pm UTC

*Cell phone rings*
Me: Oh, I wonder who this is.
*Home phone rings*
Me: WHO THE HELL IS THIS STOP CALLING GOSH!

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AlwaysxAxDreamer
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September 11, 2013 7:24pm UTC

I like to think that we all have that person who we hate so much that we already know where we'd hide the body.

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AlwaysxAxDreamer
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September 11, 2013 7:22pm UTC

Wittians: Omg stupid Tumblr quotes!
Wittians: *Faves Tumblr quotes*

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AlwaysxAxDreamer
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September 7, 2013 11:30pm UTC

Warning: I'm about to go super white-girl on you.
Like I really hate uniforms because I do in fact have a body and it's a pretty decent body but because of this stupid unflattering shirt no one can even tell that I have boobs like what the heck.

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AlwaysxAxDreamer
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September 6, 2013 3:18pm UTC

Me: Well it's been the first 3 weeks of school and I don't have anyone that I dislike in any of my classes.
Me: That's pretty awesome.
*Schedule change swoops by*
*Next period*
Me: Oh dear god what is this b*tch doing here?

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AlwaysxAxDreamer
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September 6, 2013 3:12pm UTC

Girl: *Touches gum at the bottom of her desk*
Girl: EW!
Girl: OMG OMG OMG
Girl: *Squeels for 2 minutes*
Me:
Me: You're in highschool.
Me: You've been in public schooling ever since Kindergarten.
Me: Is this seriously the first time you've ever touched gum at the bottom of a desk.

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AlwaysxAxDreamer
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September 5, 2013 9:20am UTC

Mom: Ugh, who would ever give up their soul for money?
Me: *Raises hand*

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AlwaysxAxDreamer
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September 3, 2013 6:57pm UTC

Person: Omg can you believe what Miley Cyrus did at the VMAs?!
Me: How long ago was that?
Person: It doesn't matter! It was DISGUSTING!
Me: Whenever it was, I didn't care then and I still don't care now.
Me: Can we just drop it?

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AlwaysxAxDreamer
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September 1, 2013 10:49am UTC

Me: I am not leaving this house until I'm attractive!
Me: *Never leaves the house*

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AlwaysxAxDreamer
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September 1, 2013 10:45am UTC

My mom: *Tells me to suck it*

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AlwaysxAxDreamer
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August 30, 2013 9:20pm UTC

If you want to help someone who looks sad, nervous, or anxious, just smile at them and be pleasant. You don't have hug them, or even ask them if they're okay. Just be a nice person.

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