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Alucard13

  1. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2015 12:31am UTC
    Hey guys... Just got a kik! Yay! ^-^
    Luckless13

  2. Heartless17* Heartless17*
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    April 9, 2015 10:24pm UTC
    In about 6 months I will offically be an adult.
    I'm terrified.

  3. Heartless17* Heartless17*
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    December 22, 2014 12:01am UTC
    You make me as happy as a fat kid with a free pass in a chocolate factory.
    no offense...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2014 9:27pm UTC
    I have no use for rings of gold,
    I care not for your poetry.
    I only want your hand to hold.
    I only want you near me

  6. Heartless17* Heartless17*
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    November 26, 2014 11:30pm UTC
    deadlyvampire17's format
    There's something comforting about laying in his arms.
    Hearing his heart beat.
    Knowing that he's mine.
    The scent of him.
    His natural warmth going bone deep.
    Keeping me warm.
    Keeping me safe.
    Holding me tight.
    Loving me right.

  7. Heartless17* Heartless17*
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    December 9, 2014 8:29am UTC
    deadlyvampire17's format
    When you cried
    Id wipe away all of the tears
    When youd scream Id
    fight away all of your fears.

  8. Heartless17* Heartless17*
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    December 6, 2014 10:35pm UTC
    deadlyvampire17's format
    Laying together
    Being completely comfortable
    In each others arms
    Best
    Night
    Ever

  9. Heartless17* Heartless17*
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    November 16, 2014 10:55pm UTC
    Spending all day with *him*

  10. Heartless17* Heartless17*
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    November 22, 2014 5:23pm UTC
    deadlyvampire17's format
    Ill be the one to protect you
    from all your enemies
    and all your demons.

  11. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2014 11:25am UTC
    deadlyvampire17's format

  12. Heartless17* Heartless17*
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    November 23, 2014 8:50pm UTC
    deadlyvampire17's format
    I want to make sure
    everything is perfect for you
    If you only knew
    That's not like me
    to follow through.
    Maybe even give up all these
    dead end dreams
    Just to be with you
    But you don't know
    that's nothing like me

  13. Heartless17* Heartless17*
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    November 23, 2014 9:20pm UTC
    My house is called the Shrieking Shack for a reason. I'll show you tonight.

  14. Heartless17* Heartless17*
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    November 23, 2014 9:22pm UTC
    Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.

  15. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2014 9:25pm UTC
    I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!

  16. Heartless17* Heartless17*
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    November 23, 2014 9:31pm UTC
    I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do!

  17. Heartless17* Heartless17*
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    November 23, 2014 9:32pm UTC
    I may be a muggle, but the things I can do in bed are magical!

  18. Heartless17* Heartless17*
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    November 23, 2014 9:38pm UTC
    If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.

  19. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2014 10:20pm UTC
    One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Blue eyes, blonde, the works. "I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am. Could I see your drivers license?" "What's a license?" replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump. "It's usually in your wallet," replied the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it. "Now may I see your registration?" asked the cop. "Registration..... what's that....?" asked the blonde. "It's usually in your glove compartment," said the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the registration. "I'll be back in a minute." said the cop and walked back to his car. The officer called in to the dispatch to run a check on the woman's license and registration. After a few moments, the dispatcher came back, "Ummm... is this woman driving a red sports car?" "Yes." replied the officer "Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?" asked the dispatcher. "Uh... yes." replied the cop. "Here's what you do," said the dispatcher. "give her the stuff back, and drop your pants." "What? I can't do that. Its... inappropriate." exclaimed the cop. "Trust me. Just do it." said the dispatcher. So the cop goes back to the car, gives back the license and registration and drops his pants, just as the dispatcher said. The blonde looks down and sighs..... "Ohh no... not another breathalyzer......"

  20. Heartless17* Heartless17*
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    November 26, 2014 9:34pm UTC
    deadlyvampire17's format
    Are you
    Are you
    Coming to the tree?
    Where the dead man
    called out for his love to flee.
    Strange things did happen here
    No stranger would it be if
    We met at midnight
    In the hanging tree.

:)

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