AlpacaPerson

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AlpacaPerson

Status: NEIGH NEIGH MOTHERF- oh hi. sorry about that...

Member Since: 30 Jun 2012 01:54am

Last Seen: 7 Dec 2013 06:41pm

Location: WHY DO YOU CARE?!?!? pedo stalker creep...

Gender: F

user id: 313366

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i have recently told my friends at school about witty. i didn't tell people my username but if they know me they can probably guess it. if you are one of my friends from school please just go away
(unless you're an elf)

AlpacaPerson
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 9:36pm UTC

my grandmother just casually called someone a pus5y
O.O
wut

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AlpacaPerson
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 10:16pm UTC

is that a little bit of confidence i feel?
oh wait, no, nope false alarm.

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AlpacaPerson
posted a quote
March 31, 2013 11:28am UTC

maybe time travel really does exist but nobody has come back to the past because the future is always brighter
not my format

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AlpacaPerson
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 7:15pm UTC

i really want to change my username.
just me?

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AlpacaPerson
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 12:20pm UTC

i think we should all take pictures of
ourselves with our cats and use
those as our profile pictures.
and if you dont have a cat you can
use your computer.
that would just be amazing.

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AlpacaPerson
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 6:08pm UTC

You know those perfect dreams that just make you so happy?
I hate those,
because when you wake up
it just makes reality suck by comparison

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AlpacaPerson
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 8:23pm UTC

I hate it when I'm the only one really trying to have a conversation and the other person is just like "yea" "ok" "yup"

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AlpacaPerson
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 6:13pm UTC

When I'm just scrolling through recent quotes and I see a new chapter in a story I don't even follow sometimes I just like to read them and try to figure out what's going on. I'm usually really confused, but it's nice to just waste time thinking about a made up world sometimes.

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AlpacaPerson
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 9:03am UTC

i love how there's a "sports" category
wittians don't play sports, silly Steve.

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AlpacaPerson
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 4:44pm UTC

I just found out that my friend tried to commit suicide three weeks ago.
Because of me

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AlpacaPerson
posted a quote
November 20, 2012 11:16pm UTC

How to get a boyfriend:
1. choose a guy
2. "accidentally" find his Facebook profile
3. study his every move
4. acknowledge the fact that he is perfect
5. cry for a few days
6. Buy a cat.
cats solve everything.

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AlpacaPerson
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 12:13am UTC

Hello my beautiful followers, would you mind checking out this amazing person?
trichotillomania_trich
t. h. a. n. k. s : )

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AlpacaPerson
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 6:02pm UTC

Snow White: Her true love came.
Pocahontas: Had interracial love.
Rapunzel: Saved by a prince.
Mulan: Saved China and found love.
Alice: Woke up from a beautiful Wonderland only to find her cat.
We love you Alice.
nmq

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AlpacaPerson
posted a quote
October 22, 2012 10:22pm UTC

good thing I'm not a murderer
I would play some pretty messed up tricks on halloween >:)

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AlpacaPerson
posted a quote
October 17, 2012 9:26pm UTC

Geek (n.)- Someone who spends a lot of time and energy in a certain area, not necessarily computers or technology; An outwardly normal person who has taken the time to learn technical skills. They are generally not athletic and enjoy video games, comic books, being on the internet, etc.
Nerd (n.)- A socially awkward person who has learned technical skills due to the spare time they enjoy from being generally neglected; one whose IQ exceeds his weight.
Dork (n.)- Someone who has odd interests and is often silly at times. A dork is also someone who can be themselves and not care what anyone thinks. Dorks are typically more noted for their quirky personality.
what one are you? Or maybe you're none of them and are just an awkward penguin...

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AlpacaPerson
posted a quote
October 17, 2012 6:00am UTC

Here that?
(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ・。*。✧・゜・。✧。*
That's the magical sound of me not caring

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AlpacaPerson
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 7:03am UTC

I'm not going to make this fancy or anything, but I read a really cute story online and wanted to share :)
"so today I decided to come out to my mom. I've known I was a lesbian for a long time now and I've finally worked up the courage to tell her. So we sat on the couch and I just said it, "mom, I'm a lesbian." She started laughing historically and walked away. I felt so alone and rejected that I started to cry. She came back into the room with an old home video in her hands. She put it in with a big smile and pressed play. It was a video of me when I was 5 telling my mom that I had a crush on mulan. She told me, "honey, I've known you a a lesbian, I've just been waiting for you to tell me" we both just started laughing and it's been fine ever sense."
isnt that just so sweet :3

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AlpacaPerson
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 6:55pm UTC

Repost && Add Your Name Below Lets Start A Chain Reaction To
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AlpacaPerson
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 6:58pm UTC

I'm seeing lots of quotes about today being a good day... Glad to see that my misery is your good fortune.

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AlpacaPerson
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 11:25am UTC

me: *stays home sick*
mom: why are you staying home sick? You look fine.
me: well...um...my bed was warm.
mom:
me:
mom: you can't just-
me: I LOVE YOU!
mom: I love you too but-
me: *runs into bedroom*
that's how it's done.

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