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1. george 23*
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   December 21, 2013 7:05pm UTC
   And, as long as were on the subject, if Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, wouldnt that make her an Ella Vader(elevator)? groan ouch, the pain from that corny joke,,,WHERES MY MOTRIN?
   
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2. george 23*
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   December 21, 2013 6:57pm UTC
   Thinking out loud...wait a second,,, if Candice Bergen married Michael Caine, would that make her a ... Candy Caine???
   
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3. george 23*
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   December 21, 2013 6:46pm UTC
   DO YOU EVER STOP TO WONDER WHY IS IT WHERE YOU PARK IS CALLED A DRIVEWAY, BUT WHERE YOU DRIVE IS CALLED A PARKWAY???
   
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4. george 23*
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   December 21, 2013 6:42pm UTC
   While playing WWF, I kept receiving a rack of 7 letters that were all vowels(a,e,i,o,u). This bothered me until I finally realized I was suffering from..Irritable Vowel Syndrome funny clever haha
   
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