Alyssa Elton*

Status: Don't make promises you can't keep </3

Member Since: 8 Jun 2012 05:47pm

Last Seen: 16 Jun 2015 06:02pm

Birthday: April 4

Location: San Diego, CA

Gender: F

user id: 306878

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Alyssa Elton*
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 2:31pm UTC

When I was 2 years old,
my sister was half my age.
Now I am 100 years old,
how old is my sister?

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Alyssa Elton*
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 2:26pm UTC

MARRY ME?
a. yes
b. a
c. b

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Alyssa Elton*
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 2:23pm UTC

That sexy strut to the bathroom
when you really have to pee.

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Alyssa Elton*
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 6:39pm UTC

So, I've been seeing a lot of quotes about the "old witty."
I'm just going to give it to you straight.
1) People left
2) Lots of quotes are coming from tumblr, ifunny, facebook.. etc.
3) Bullying
4) Trolls
Now.
The MAIN reason why people have left is because they grew up. It's not always about wanting the "old witty" back.
Okay, people are going to get quotes from other websites regardless. -.-
And you can't stop it. Even I do it sometimes...
Bullying. For example, someone posts a quote with their opinion on it. People start attacking right away. Telling people how wrong and stupid they are isn't going to solve anything. If you disagree, stop commenting, click the back button and continue browsing the top quotes. It's simple :)
For the people trolling... STOP. This is a major reason why people are leaving. It's called bullying. If you see a troll, please block and report them.
And one more reason is because witty is getting boring. Witty is not for you to post your life story talking about how you cut, depression, etc. It's about expressing your feelings in any way possible.
If your quote doesn't fit into any of the categories, don't post it.
www.wittyprofiles.com
Witty Profiles
WITTY Profiles.
Mhmk?
Got it?

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Alyssa Elton*
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 3:44pm UTC

Happy 4th of July
Now, a joke:
What do you call bears without ears?
B.
Be safe everyone :)

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Alyssa Elton*
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 2:16pm UTC

Everyone has a family tree
but I have a cactus full of pr.icks

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Alyssa Elton*
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 3:11pm UTC

I saw a spider in my bathtub,
so, I got a tissue and very, very carefully, burned the house down

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Alyssa Elton*
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 4:57pm UTC

Isn't it odd how people kill flies
just because their annoying. If people killed people for being annoying I would've died like 15 years ago

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Alyssa Elton*
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 12:16am UTC

You're 16 and miss the 90's?
Yeah, i'm sure those were the best 3 years of your life sh/tting in your pants and eating dirt.

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Alyssa Elton*
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 7:18pm UTC

Cody the screaming dog
Lmfao.

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Alyssa Elton*
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 6:36pm UTC

If you can't say something nice
say something sarcastic

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Alyssa Elton*
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 6:01pm UTC

When you drop an ice cube
and you just kick it under the fridge

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Alyssa Elton*
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 5:24pm UTC

When you think about it
a kangaroo is just a t-rex deer

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Alyssa Elton*
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 4:19pm UTC

Watching a big dog yawn
is honestly the scariest thing ever

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Alyssa Elton*
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 3:47pm UTC

Author: *scribble scribble*
Author: Hmm... This character is getting pretty cool and lovable...
Author: - _ -
Author: o.o
Author: >:} *evil look*
Author: *scribble scribble*

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Alyssa Elton*
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 2:23pm UTC

A person borrows your pen
and you watch them from across the classroom while they play with it in their mouths

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Alyssa Elton*
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 2:09pm UTC

I used to think guns were loud
until I dropped the shampoo bottle in the shower

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Alyssa Elton*
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 2:02pm UTC

When the women in your family
talk about soap operas like it's real life gossip

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Alyssa Elton*
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 11:10pm UTC

the ugly years of being a fool
Ain't youth meant to be beautiful?
NMF

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Alyssa Elton*
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 1:53pm UTC

click to see this quote

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