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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 3:51pm UTC

Right now
there are people all over the world who are just like you.
They’re lonely.
They’re missing somebody.
They’re in love with someone they probably shouldn’t be in love with.
They have secrets you wouldn’t believe.
They wish and they dream and they hope,
and they look out the window whenever they’re in the car
or on a bus or a train and they watch the people on the streets
and wonder what they’ve been through.
They wonder if there are people out there like them.
They’re like you, and you could tell them everything
and they would understand.
And right now, they’re sitting here reading these words,
and I’m writing this for you so you don’t feel alone anymore.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 10:06pm UTC

Sometimes, I wonder why I'm still single.
But, then I remember that it's because I'm too sexy for everyone.

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mylittlesecret13
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 10:08am UTC

People with purple eyes have:
1. Clear, silver-like purple eyes
2. No facial or body hair growth beyond what was already there at birth
3. Lack of menstruation cycle (in women)
4. Highly evolved immune system (resists every disease known to man so far)
5. Appear 5-20 years younger (after the age of 21, the aging process slows down greatly; it stops completely between the ages of 40-50)
6. Long life span (ranges from 130-170 years)
7. Perfect vision
8. Never overweight
9. Well-developed and proportioned bodies
Now, who wants purple eyes?

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dolphinz00
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 6:07pm UTC

I rescpect blind people. Why?
because they judge others by their personalities, not their looks.

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ThePastIsPast
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 2:22am UTC

i'm tired of crying.
i'm tired of being sad.
i'm tired of pretending.
i'm tired of being alone.
i'm tired of remembering.
i'm tired of missing people.
i'm tired of being different.
i'm tired of feeling worthless.
i'm tired of being left out.
i'm tired of feeling empty inside.
i'm tired of wishing i could start over.
i'm tired of dreaming of a life i'll never have.
but most of all... i'm just tired of being tired.

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luchaswaggg
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 5:20pm UTC

Here's to the girls That are strong
the ones who actually listen to l y r i c s ,
when they hear the song.
we'll take the heart breaks,
the hormones, the tears
the anger, the pain
& the make-up s m e a r s.
we'll [[fake those smiles]]
& we always try to get good grades.
though some-how we always feel like we're playing charades
no-one shall notice that we may ache inside
we always try to be strong but some-times it just passes us by.
heres to us, the girls who are strong,
Here's to us, the real girls.

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ImmaBeWitty
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 4:02pm UTC

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BeKaHlYnN
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 5:14pm UTC

What to do before I die.
If asked which child is yours while standing by a playground at the park, reply with, "I haven't decided yet..."
Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in public.
Go to IKEA. Hide in wardrobe. When someone opens wardrobe yell "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!"
Change iPod name to "Titanic." Download new songs. Be amused by the fact that the Titanic is syncing.
Put sign on door that reads "Dumble."
Dress up in a chicken costume. Cross the street.
Change name to Frank. Start every sentence with "I'm going to be Frank..."
Steal friend's phone. Change your contact name to "Nature." Call friend.
Buy a turtle. Name it "The Speed of Light." Tell everyone that I can run faster than "The Speed of Light."
Go to Burger King and order a Big Mac. Insist on having it "your way."
Never say stop when the people at Olive Garden grate cheese over your meal.
Find out if woodchucks can chuck wood
Buy angry birds stuffed animals. Walk around town throwing them at people.
Go into a bank wearing a ski mask. Complete a normal transaction. Leave as if nothing is wrong.
Find a bruised apple on the shelf. Give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?"
Go trick-or-treating on April 1st
Find fat lady. Ask her to sing

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misshyfr
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 6:41pm UTC

Dear inventors of Tampons,
How awkward was it for you to explain your invention to everyone?
._.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 2:34pm UTC

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 3:11pm UTC

Giving Gum to a Friend
is like a drug deal. "You didn't see anything, you didn't hear anything, and you didn't get it from me!"

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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CandyBurst
posted a quote
May 3, 2012 3:10pm UTC

I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
I’m brunette; I must be boring.
I have red hair; I must have a fiery temper.
I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone.
I wear make-up; I must be fake.
I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
I like football; I must be a lesbian.
I’m rich; I must be spoilt.
I’m poor; Imust be a tramp.
I wear black; I must be a goth.
I wear hoodies; Imustbe causing trouble.
I’m skinny; I muststarve myself.
I’m curvy; I must constantly eat.
I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
I’m independent; I must be a loner.
I cry; I must be a baby.
I’m not like you; I must be weird.
I’m like you; I must be copying.
I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
I’m young; I must be naïve.
I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself.
I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
I have no job; I must be lazy.
I have a good job; I must be a snob.
I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.
I am human; I must be stereotyped.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 3:20pm UTC

I feel like
I bother people
just by being alive...

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lovestardoll423
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 9:10pm UTC

nmf.
I've always wanted
A cute neighbor.

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NeverForgetYourBeauty
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 10:22am UTC

We all have that friend
who always gets the guy
who always looks pretty
who always gets good grades
who always has someone to text
who always has someone crushing on her
who outshines you

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jordankimberly21
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 8:08pm UTC

so i was reading through old messages
[ and the tears began spilling from my eyes ]
>>all the memories overcame me<<
made me wish that you still belonged to me
---------->when you loved me
and you showed it<-------
~but that was then~
and this is now.

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mamaknickers
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 3:08pm UTC

Today.....
a cute guy asked me if i still liked my ex..
the deuschbag one.
i said "of course not."
he said "i think you still do"
i said "why would you think that?"
he said "because you smiled when i said his name"
i said "yeah because i thought of how funny it would be to smash his face with a shovel"
he said "i'll deck him in the jaw after you do that"
i like this guy.

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hdohertyloves
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 8:41pm UTC

Venting is now complaining?
That's it.
Witty is not safe anymore..

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never_forget
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 4:14pm UTC

I ' m s o r r y .
Sometimes, I get jealous thinking that someone else could make you happier than I could.
♥

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