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MissLovely
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May 4, 2013 3:08pm UTC

I'd be more of a morning person if I woke up next to you.

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happiest*
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May 4, 2013 3:40pm UTC

Dentist:*Stabs you in the mouth*
Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss

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bye*
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May 4, 2013 1:21pm UTC

i spend so much time on the internet that one time I left my house with my computer mouse in my hand and didn’t notice until I got halfway down the street

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Sparkles_Bread
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May 4, 2013 10:17pm UTC

In Narnia:
Susan: Besides, we could all use the fresh air.
Edmund: It's not like there isn't air inside.
We are all Edmund

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Tamtam97
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February 1, 2012 4:29pm UTC

how can a person tell you so many lies
and not even feel bad about it?

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sunnynicky
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July 24, 2012 12:05am UTC

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My dentist told me once
that letting go is like pulling a tooth. When it was pulled out, you’re relieved, but how many times does your tongue run itself over the spot where the tooth once was? Probably a hundred times a day. Just because it was not hurting you doesn’t mean you did not notice it. It leaves a gap and sometimes you see yourself missing it terribly. It’s going to take a while, but it takes time. Should you have kept the tooth? No, because it was causing you so much pain. Therefore, move on and let go.
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Format by twilightgirl995

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BlackButterflies
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July 24, 2012 3:18am UTC

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IfYouOnlyKnew1
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May 1, 2011 11:47am UTC

Our Conversation{please read till the end}<3Me: Oh yeahh hahh, & that she calls dibs on em when were olderr.him:nicceme: hahaha yeahh it was funny. dont tell em shell kill me lololhim:igghtme: hahahaa & i callll dibs on you when im olderrrr(-; lmaooo jkkkk !him: aaahahah go ahheaddme:mhmm, ill just have to think about that one noww;)him: ahahame:haha?him:...me:i just dont understand whats so funnny... I was kinda being serious...him:you said lmao jk?me: cause you have a girlfriend...him:so i laughed becase u said lmaome:soo i said lmao cause i didnt wanna come on to0 you; cause you have a girlfriend...* he didn't text back so i texted him*~~me: but w.e letss just dropp ittt. im not gonna fight wit you,, thats all we everr do.him: yehh real nd srry my fone dyed on the way home.me: its okk, lifes too short to always fight with someone that you care about the most...him: verry tru.This kid gives me signs all the time; i know even if its the least bit that he likes me. what do i dooo ? i told him how i felt amillion times he just doesn't get it..</3

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breezy_mac
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May 1, 2011 8:27pm UTC

Dont stare at me
if youre not DTF.
♥
Notmyformat.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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nebraska99
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May 2, 2011 1:21pm UTC

t h e w o r l d s b e s t
h i d e a n d s e e k p l a y e r
O s a m a B i n L a d e n
j u s t l o s t t h e w o r l d s
b i g g e s t g a m e o f
h i d e a n d s e e k

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maybenotxo
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May 2, 2011 1:24pm UTC

Why do I repeat the same mistakes,
then cry as if they're something new?

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Shesxinxpain
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April 21, 2011 1:36am UTC

* True story
Him: Babe ur soo awesomee
Me: That was random & nahh, but I wish.
Him: U aree=)
Me: I wish I could be a better girl. One that you deserve.
Him: U are=)
Me: But I'm not pretty, i'm not the nicest girl around. I dont make our relationship easy. I'm just not good enough.
Him: Ur not pretty, you're beautiful. you're not the nicest girl around, but your nice to me. & relationships are never easy.
Me: You're right. But ours is easier than most. Because even though I feel like i'm not good enough, you like me for who I am and thats all that I want.
Him: Because who you are is absolutly amazing there is nothing not to like.
Me: Keep lying to yourself:/
Him: It's the truth.
Favorite this if you believe that if somebody truely loves you, they can deal with all of your imperfections. I'm lucky enough to have a guy that can see past all of my imperfections. If you are too, comment his name <3

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Shesxinxpain
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April 23, 2011 8:58pm UTC

My quote isn't decorated.
Does that make it ugly?
It's the [inside] that counts.

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Shesxinxpain
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April 28, 2011 7:22pm UTC

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Shesxinxpain
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May 1, 2011 10:13am UTC

[] Single
[] Taken
[] Imaginary relationship with Justin Bieber
[] Laughing at all those girls who wants to pick the option above.

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Shesxinxpain
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May 1, 2011 12:02pm UTC

favorite if you're a virgin,
and proud of it :)

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Shesxinxpain
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May 2, 2011 2:03pm UTC

It started with a prank call.
I didn't even know the kid, and I was just having some fun.
Never, did I think it would go this far.
I prank called him.
A few days later, I was on Facebook, and I was bored. I started chatting random people from my school.
Then, I was telling this one kid about a prank call I had made at my birthday party.
"Funny," He says. "I got a prank call that same night, and it sounded pretty similar."
/now, we're dating <3

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HabiiBa
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May 2, 2011 1:56pm UTC

DON'T SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGES
Support all marriages

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xdontxgivexupx
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April 25, 2011 2:17am UTC

when it comes to skin im colorblind. ; ♥

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