Alfred_chan

Status: *waiting for adventure*

Member Since: 2 Apr 2014 05:18pm

Last Seen: 22 Jul 2014 01:23pm

Birthday: November 18

Location: wandering somewhere around Europe

Gender: M

user id: 380611

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Hello there lovely people~

I'm Alfred, but you can call me whatever you would like to.
My friend Bri (or the impossible_girl_who_waited :3 ) was all like "dude I'm giving you no choice make an account" - so here I am now~

I have no idea what to put on here, so I'll just do the stuff like Bri does on her account.
idek, I'll probably edit this later. .-.

if you ever want to talk, you can add me on skype~
einnal_um_die_welt

(+) Music: Pierce the Veil, Sleeping with Sirens, Bon Jovi, The Cab, Daughtry, Ed Sheeran, Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco, Green day, Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, Maroon 5, Matchbox Twenty, Black Veil Brides, Queen, & Alice Cooper.
Anime: Attack on Titan, Kyoukai no Kanata, Hetalia, Black Butler, Soul Eater, Free!, Fairy Tail, Death Note, Ouran High school Host Club, & Kill La Kill.
Stuff to do: (try) to make people happy, drawing, cosplay, exploring, & making doujinshis. (doujinshis are like fan comics)

hey- all of you are beautiful, okay?
I promise.
You are all wonderful people.
If you're having a bad day just remember:

sometimes you gotta fall before you fly <3

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Alfred_chan
posted a quote
July 17, 2014 3:30pm UTC

okay I leave for a few weeks because my mom keeps taking my internet access, and now we can put gifs in quotes and make it look rad, so wow. ....someone please tell me how to do this magic. ;-;

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Alfred_chan
posted a quote
May 6, 2014 4:15pm UTC

take me to see the starstake me away from reality

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Alfred_chan
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April 28, 2014 5:17pm UTC

『俺は…独りじゃない。』 “ I’m… not alone. ” Not anymore.

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Alfred_chan
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April 28, 2014 5:16pm UTC

you are a celestial beingyou are made of love and stardust and there is somebody that smiles every time they hear your nameyou are precious please treat yourself kindly and remember that you are one of the universe’s few remaining treasures

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Alfred_chan
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April 7, 2014 7:17pm UTC

Lex: LOL = Lucifer our lord.
YOLO= Youth obeying Lucifer's orders.
SWAG = Satan's wishes are granted.
ROFL = Rise, our father Lucifer.
WTF= Worship the fallen.
Carly: wtf is wrong with you?
Lex: worship the fallen is wrong with me?
Me: LOL who art in the fiery pit of hell I swear to WTF as a YOLO. ROFL, for SWAG.

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Alfred_chan
posted a quote
April 7, 2014 2:15pm UTC

what if one day you saw a cat and
you were all like "awww hello little cat"
and it just looked at you and responded
in Morgan Freeman's voice "Hello."

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Alfred_chan
posted a quote
April 6, 2014 9:59pm UTC

When Macklemore sleeps does he macklesnore
If he makes a roasted marshmallow snack does he call them macklesmores
When he’s angry does he slam the mackledoor
Before he was five was he macklefour

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Alfred_chan
posted a quote
April 6, 2014 9:48pm UTC

my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of
•omg
•dude
•*weird noises*
•what the hell
•i’m going to kill you
•fck you

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Alfred_chan
posted a quote
April 6, 2014 9:21pm UTC

"The floor is lava!"
-Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D.

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Alfred_chan
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April 6, 2014 8:59pm UTC

*opens my wallet to pay for something and 19 pictures of Misha Collins fall out*

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Alfred_chan
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April 6, 2014 4:29pm UTC

Is anyone else having trouble with putting gifs and such on their profiles or is it just me?

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Alfred_chan
posted a quote
April 3, 2014 7:16pm UTC

I AM SO HAPPY THAT IT'S SPRING-
*benchpresses a daisy*

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Alfred_chan
posted a quote
April 3, 2014 6:39pm UTC

Today in math class
I was bored out of my mind
so I decided to put my earbuds in
and listen to music.
Without noticing I had turned the volume up
too loud and couldn't hear the teacher yelling at
me to pay attention.
So she walked over to my desk and yanked my earbuds out
so hard that they disconnected from my iphone and all then
all you could hear around the class room was
"I'M A BOSS AS.S BTCH BTCH BTCH I'M A BOSS AS.S BTCH"

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Alfred_chan
posted a quote
April 3, 2014 6:29am UTC

*looks at you seductively*
*lowers glasses*
I can’t see a thing

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Alfred_chan
posted a quote
April 3, 2014 3:37am UTC

Do you ever just want to gently place your
hands on someone's cheeks,
hold their head there in your hands,
looking into their eyes,
and then violently jerk their head on a right angle
and snap their neck?

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Alfred_chan
posted a quote
April 3, 2014 2:41am UTC

Buying clothes that aren't black is hard

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Alfred_chan
posted a quote
April 3, 2014 2:37am UTC

When someone calls their cat the cutest cat in the world,
deep down inside somewhere I get a little twinge of anger because.. no..
my cat is the cutest cat in the world.. fight me.

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Alfred_chan
posted a quote
April 3, 2014 2:36am UTC

*spins around in chair ominously* I've been expecting y-
*chair continues to spin*
sh^t
*tries to stop spinning*
sh^t
*tries to grab at a lamp or table to stop spinning*
sH^T
*falls out of chair*

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Alfred_chan
posted a quote
April 2, 2014 6:26pm UTC

you know what-
I may not know you, but I believe in you.
I want you to follow your dreams.
I want you to be happy.
You are not alone.
I'm always here for you.
And I know that you are strong.

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Alfred_chan
posted a quote
April 2, 2014 6:21pm UTC

when it comes to falling in love,
you don't need a reason

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