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AlexDrizzle

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Hello, hello! My name is ALEX DRIZZLE!!
I'm just an effervescent girl who loves Glee, COLORGUARD anime/manga, and BATMAN!!!! :D <3 
I have 4 "husbands", 2 "ex-wives", 1 "ex-husband" and 2 "affairs"! (I'm 15, this sh!ts not real yet!)
Husbands: my BFF Michelle, Alex House, Kellan Lutz, and Martin Johnson. (kinda drugged the last three...)
Affairs: my Best Friend Nick, my other friend Butters, half the colorguard, 
Ex-Wife: my best friend Richard, ad my other friend Srishti
Ex-Husband: Nick ^ the one from above
Life is hell, but my friends and family make up for it. :) 
Alrighty then....ja ne! :D
  1. AlexDrizzle AlexDrizzle
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 10:21pm UTC
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  2. AlexDrizzle AlexDrizzle
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    If you love your mom copy and paste this into a quote.
    (One girl didn't and her mom died 365 days later.)

  3. AlexDrizzle AlexDrizzle
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 4:01pm UTC
    Going to bed
    on WHITE sheets
    and then waking up on the
    JAPANESE FLAG.
    --nmq

  4. AlexDrizzle AlexDrizzle
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2011 9:08pm UTC
    Steven Tyler's thought process during group-night on American Idol:
    "How old are the girls again..."
    just kidding :] Steven Tyler's da shiz. <3

  5. AlexDrizzle AlexDrizzle
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 8:11pm UTC
    "It's a sacred form that happens to be thousands of years old!"
    "Oh yeah? What's your little form called?"
    "........................."
    "The Dancing Dragon..."
    lol Avatar...

  6. AlexDrizzle AlexDrizzle
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    November 9, 2010 9:33pm UTC
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  7. AlexDrizzle AlexDrizzle
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 5:40pm UTC
    5-10
    YAY! COSTUMES AND CANDY!
    11-18
    Sexy costumes, Halloween parties; ALRIGHT!
    19+
    FREE CANDY!!!

  8. AlexDrizzle AlexDrizzle
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2010 7:24pm UTC
    Keep the things
    You have done; erase the rest
    Collected something really stupid.
    Gone to a concert.
    Helped someone.
    Watched four movies in one night.
    Gone long periods of time with out sleep.
    Lied to someone.
    Been to a funeral.
    Burned yourself.
    Cried yourself to sleep.
    Spent over $200 in one day.
    Gone skiing
    Had a best friend.
    Lost someone you loved.
    Skipped School
    Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
    Gone to a different country.
    Had a yard sale.
    Had a lemonade stand.
    Been in a school play.
    Gone to sea world.
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
    Written poetry.
    Loved someone you shouldn’t have.
    Used a coloring book over age 12.
    Had surgery.
    Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
    Pet a wild animal.
    Did “spirit day” at school.
    Had something pierced.
    Been on the Honor Roll.
    Won first place in something.
    Me:
    Collected something really stupid.
    Gone to a concert.
    Helped someone.
    Watched four movies in one night.
    Gone long periods of time with out sleep.
    Lied to someone.
    Been to a funeral.
    Burned yourself.
    Cried yourself to sleep.
    Had a best friend.
    Lost someone you loved.
    Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
    Gone to a different country.
    Had a lemonade stand.
    Been in a school play.
    Gone to sea world.
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
    Written poetry.
    Loved someone you shouldn’t have.
    Used a coloring book over age 12.
    Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
    Pet a wild animal.
    Did “spirit day” at school.
    Had something pierced.
    Been on the Honor Roll.
    Won first place in something. (The 3 greatest achievements of the Raven Regiment!)
    So...pretty eventful life?

  9. AlexDrizzle AlexDrizzle
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2010 4:55pm UTC
    ( you should ROFL. ) Don't read!!!
    There was this girl and she was with
    her friend.
    They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
    The girl slowly came upon this one
    myspace.
    It had creatures in the background and the
    man
    looked like a psycho. She started
    laughing with
    her friend commenting on how ugly he
    was.
    Right
    then, an instant message came up.
    IT SAID
    SatanStalker: So how do u like my
    MySpace?
    XxLoVemExX: What?
    XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
    SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
    youre looking at my MySpace right now.
    XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
    SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
    at my MySpace.
    XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
    SatanStalker: I just do.
    Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
    you.
    Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
    say.
    At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
    a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
    to get worried now.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
    to care the living sh*t out of me.
    SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
    SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
    like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
    you just said about me with your friend like a
    minute ago.
    They were in shock.
    Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
    hes a f*cking psycho!
    The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
    watching us?
    SatanStalker: I am.
    SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
    you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
    from coming to your house.
    XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
    SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
    leave now because youre freaking me out.
    SatanStalker: Your screen name says
    love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
    SatanStalker has just signed off.
    The girl and her friend were really
    scared.
    Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
    me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
    from someone.
    They went upstairs and were
    having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
    friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
    ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
    friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
    what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
    anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
    the ground dead. She started to scream but
    when she turned around he was there.
    News the next
    morning said that there was one girl dead in
    the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
    over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
    Just her head.
    If you do not repost this in the next two
    minutes there will be three men, one in your
    bathroom,
    one in your room, and one killing your parents
    at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
    what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
    to die!
    Well Hot Damn! Ha-ha-ha-happy Halloween!

  10. AlexDrizzle AlexDrizzle
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    October 16, 2010 9:43pm UTC
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  11. AlexDrizzle AlexDrizzle
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 2:54pm UTC
    So this is what
    H
    E
    A
    R
    T
    B
    R
    E
    A
    K
    feels like...
    might not be pretty,
    but it's what I'm
    feeling just about now...
    *Drizzle-kins*

  12. AlexDrizzle AlexDrizzle
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 4:30pm UTC
    He asked me to the Homecoming dance,
    And he treated me like I was his the whole week.
    Then at the dance, it was like I was his girlfriend.
    And I was even told that he wanted to ask me out.
    But then the next day, he almost completely ignores me.
    Problem?

  13. AlexDrizzle AlexDrizzle
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2010 2:41pm UTC
    Think Color Guard Isn't a Sport?
    - you try spinning a 6-foot-tall pole that has a whip-like flag at the end of it WITHOUT hitting yourself...
    - you try not hitting yourself in the head with said flag and carrying on with the routine as if nothing happened...
    - you try avoiding getting bruises, scratches, scars, etc. on your legs, arms, head, neck, ribs, any other body part...
    - you try running and smiling and marching and counting and spinning and looking good and not dropping the flag while weaving between band members, trying not to hit them...
    - you try getting into a skin tight uniform, guard shoes, outrageous make-up, and getting you hair French-braided all the while trying to eat you lunch in 30 min...
    Now let me hear you say Color Guard isn't a sport!
    FUN FACTS:
    - if you're off count and you're not in time with the Drum Major or the rest of the Guard, guess who's doing laps?
    - if you don't count loud enough that the Guard Captain can't hear you, guess who's doing laps?
    - if you get distracted for a second, guess who's doing push-ups?
    :] all mine [:

  14. AlexDrizzle AlexDrizzle
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2010 11:19pm UTC
    TRUE STORY
    PLEASE READ UNTIL THE END
    A girl went to a party and
    she ended up staying longer than she
    planned, and had to walk home alone.
    She wasn't afraid
    because it was a small town, and she lived
    only a few blocks away.
    As she walked along under the tall elm
    trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
    harm and danger.
    When she reached the alley, which was a
    short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
    However, halfway down the alley she
    noticed a man standing at the end as
    though he were waiting for her.
    She became uneasy and began to pray,
    asking for God's protection.
    Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
    and security wrapped round her, she felt as
    though someone was walking with her.
    when she reached the end of the alley,
    she walked right past the man and arrived
    home safely.
    The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just
    twenty minutes after she had been there.
    Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
    the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
    Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
    help this young woman, she decided to go to the
    police station.
    She felt she could recognize the man,
    so she told them her story.
    The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
    She agreed and immediately pointed out
    the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
    When the man was told he had been
    identified, he immediately broke down and confessed
    The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
    and asked if there was anything they could do
    for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.
    Diane was curious as to why he had not
    attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.
    She had two tall men walking on either side of her.
    Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
    Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
    Repost this if you truly
    believe in God
    PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
    "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"
    STAND UP FOR HIM!
    51% won't repost this
    (PLEASE ADD A HEART WHEN YOU REPOST THIS {IF YOU DO}
    <3♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 <3 <3

  15. AlexDrizzle AlexDrizzle
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2010 10:10pm UTC
    My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.​​​You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight. I was really scaredd. Soo sorry guys.

  16. AlexDrizzle AlexDrizzle
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2010 8:20pm UTC
    darn it why do i always get stuck with these chain letters....
    crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
    crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
    crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
    crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
    crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
    crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
    crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....
    h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
    crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...
    crazy1 86 had signed off.
    The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
    Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
    Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
    PART 2
    Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
    One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
    h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
    2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
    h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
    2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
    2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
    h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
    h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
    h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
    2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
    h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
    h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
    The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
    - LISA SMITH
    This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!
    DON'T BELIEVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE

  17. AlexDrizzle AlexDrizzle
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    October 3, 2010 1:58pm UTC
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    August 26, 2010 1:03am UTC
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  19. AlexDrizzle AlexDrizzle
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2010 12:31am UTC
    Okay when you read this; really think about it and what it means.
    Why do we sleep in church,
    but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up?
    Why is it so hard to talk about God,
    but so easy to gossip?
    Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,
    but find it easy to read Playboy?
    Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message,
    Yet we repost the nasty ones?
    Why are churches getting smaller,
    but bars and clubs are growing?
    Why is it so hard to fight for what you believe in,
    when its so easy to get in a fist fight?
    Think about it, are you going to repost this?
    Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
    Just remember God is always watching you.
    The Lord said: "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father."
    90% of you won't repost this, Be part of the 10% that will

  20. AlexDrizzle AlexDrizzle
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2010 2:06pm UTC
    I like him, and he knows, and she knows as well.
    She dated him two months ago, even though I liked him.
    But she's my friend, and he's my BEST friend.
    They broke up, but she flirts openly with him.
    She always sits between me and him,
    Even though there are plenty of seats available.
    I hate her for that.

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