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Alex321

1. Alex321
   posted a quote
   October 3, 2011 9:04pm UTC
   If this quote were a potato
   I´d be a good potato
   
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2. Alex321
   posted a quote
   October 1, 2011 8:06pm UTC
   I know that you´re all shook up from a terrible relationship
   He broke your heart, yeah he tore you in pieces
   But I promise you, dear I´ll never hurt you like he did
   
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3. Alex321
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   August 16, 2011 2:22pm UTC
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4. Alex321
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   August 7, 2011 5:36pm UTC
   The only way I could ever hurt you is by hugging you too tight.
   ♥
   
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5. Alex321
   posted a quote
   August 6, 2011 4:01pm UTC
   Dear 8 year olds with cellphones,
   What are you going to do with it, call Dora to tell her where "The Lake" is?
   Sincerely , I had plastic cellphones with gum when I was your age.
   
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6. Alex321
   posted a quote
   July 29, 2011 2:43pm UTC
   Why do people keep grabbing me and telling me hey?
   
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7. Alex321
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   July 16, 2011 2:17pm UTC
   I`m a real big fan of yours
   but I`m quite the joke to you.
   
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8. Alex321
   posted a quote
   July 8, 2011 10:32pm UTC
   Do you feel like the man, when you push her around?
   ------------------->>Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?
   
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9. Alex321
   posted a quote
   April 24, 2011 5:34pm UTC
   Hey You!
   Put the make up kit down!
   You don´t need make up! It only hides your beauty. You are too beautiful to be wearing make up. Believe me, you are beautiful, and putting on make up is like putting a cloath over a painting, you can´t see the real beaty from it, so stop. You don´t need it.
   Replace that make up with a smile.
   
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10. Alex321
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2011 5:15pm UTC
    Hey you!
    Put the tissue down.
    There´s no reason why you should be crying.
    I understand you loved him and he broke your heart, but still, you shouldn´t be crying. He´s the one who should be crying. Because he just lost a beautiful girl, who is also funny, caring, sweet, understanding, maybe a little crazy, but in a great way.
    So put the ice cream carton down, and turn of your iPod. Take a hot shower and put your best clothes on, so you can flirt with all the guys you can, because you are now free. And maybe you´ll find a guy who will appreciate you.
    
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11. Alex321
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2011 11:06am UTC
    Tigers love pepper. They hate cinammon.
    
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12. Alex321
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2011 10:59am UTC
    If kisses were water,I'd give you the ocean.
    If hugs were leaves,I'd give you a forest.
    If love were space, I'd give you a galaxy.
    If life was love, I´d give you mine.
    
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13. Alex321
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2011 10:33pm UTC
    Love has the nasty habit of disappering overnight.
    
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14. Alex321
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    April 23, 2011 12:16pm UTC
    If I had to choose between dying and to stop loving you, I´d choose dying. Because I´d die without your love.
    
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15. Alex321
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2011 11:54am UTC
    Smile, you just might have made someone´s day better.
    
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16. Alex321
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    April 22, 2011 11:42pm UTC
    I wouldn´t trade the world for you. Because girl, you are my world.
    
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17. Alex321
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2011 11:33pm UTC
    If I had all the roses I needed. I´d give you one for every day of the year, so you´ll always remember my love for you.
    
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18. Alex321
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2011 7:32pm UTC
    I may be a fool. But I´m only a fool for you, girl.
    
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19. Alex321
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2011 5:01pm UTC
    Don´t wear make up. It only hides your true beauty.
    
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20. Alex321
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2011 4:44pm UTC
    I have a younger sister. She´s 14. A few months ago she would come home crying, or I heard her crying at night, because her boyfriend (now ex) had broke up with her and hurt her.
    And now I see all these girls here sad too.
    That´s why I promised myself I would never hurt a girl, or make her cry.
    
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