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Alaynakay
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May 15, 2013 11:06am UTC

You know a real friend
doesn't tell the guys we think
are hot, and show that boy
what we say about them!

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Alaynakay
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 12:25pm UTC

That moment when your teacher
is on his man period!

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Alaynakay
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May 9, 2013 10:47pm UTC

If I've ever offended you,
Just know that from the bottom of my heart,
I really don't give a s.hit!

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Alaynakay
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 6:38pm UTC

One Direction
One Direction Nutrition Facts
% Variety *
Talent 100 %
Ugly 0%
Humor 100%
Stripes 20%
Nipples 120%
Attractive 100%
British 90%
Pigeon 1%
*Percents may vary depending on who you are.
WARNING: Too much at a time may lead to extreme fan-girling, excessive screaming, and you can become addicted.

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Alaynakay
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 12:23pm UTC

If Facebook, Witty, Twitter,
were school subjects my parents would be proud of me

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Alaynakay
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 12:12pm UTC

A dream is only a dream...
Until you decide to make it real.
-Harry Styles

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Alaynakay
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 11:40am UTC

Harry: Whats the funniest thing that happened to us on the X-Factor?
Louis: I broke a pencil, HAHAHA!!

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Alaynakay
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 11:37am UTC

We don't mind having haters.
As long as we have our girls,
We are strong.
-Zayn Malik

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Alaynakay
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 10:54am UTC

Liam: I have had a haircut that I have regreted.
Louis: Is it the one you have now?
Liam: No.
Louis: Well it should be.

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Alaynakay
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 11:27pm UTC

When I was 12,
all my friends had girlfriends,
and I didn't I felt lonely,
so I asked my mom to date me.
-Niall Horan

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Alaynakay
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 11:21pm UTC

If I had a British Accent
I'd NEVER shut up...

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Alaynakay
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 11:18pm UTC

I LOVE One Direction,
go ahead judge me,
you won't be the first

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Alaynakay
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 11:12pm UTC

School is killing us...
Textbooks are made from paper,
Paper are made from trees,
We need trees for oxygen..

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Alaynakay
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 11:08pm UTC

Whenever you feel stupid
just remember you weren't
the girl who rejected
Liam Payne 22 times!!

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Alaynakay
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 10:50pm UTC

I hate when websites ask: Are you human?
Me: No, I'm vacuum

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Alaynakay
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 10:42pm UTC

Perfection: One Direction

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Alaynakay
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 10:37pm UTC

Me: Do you love me?
Louis: ...
Me: ...
Louis: ...
Mom: Try with another poster.

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Alaynakay
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 10:34pm UTC

Louis: If I was a fan and I wanted to lick Liam's face,
I wouldn't ask, I would just go for it.
Zayn: So are you encouraging people to lick our faces?

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Alaynakay
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 10:26pm UTC

Don't call a girl obsessed
when she is just in love.
-Zayn Malik

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Alaynakay
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 10:23pm UTC

My accent always work on girls
They like it, I have no idea why!!
-Niall Horan

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