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1. RainbowUnicornDInoThing
   posted a quote
   October 14, 2013 3:15pm UTC
   &Who do you think you are?
   Running 'round leaving scars
   Collecting your jar of hearts,
   &Tearing love apart.
   ♥
   
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2. Skygirl1998
   posted a quote
   October 20, 2013 12:00pm UTC
   We ignore each other,
   And pretend the other person doesnt exist.
   But deep down,
   We know it wasnt supposed to end like this.
   
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3. BittersweetMemories
   posted a quote
   October 20, 2013 8:01pm UTC
   Another let down. It never changes.
   
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4. ari_cournoyer
   posted a quote
   October 20, 2013 7:27pm UTC
   #on&off #relationships #ridiculous
   *FAV IF U GET HOW THIS FEELS*
   
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5. BittersweetMemories
   posted a quote
   October 24, 2013 8:12pm UTC
   & i never wanted to hold you back..
   i just wanted to hold on..
   
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6. ChocoTaco
   posted a quote
   October 24, 2013 8:15pm UTC
   Hipster: *Goes out of way not to be mainstream*
   Hipster: *Winds up being mainstream anyway*
   
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7. doublesidedice
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   October 24, 2013 8:29pm UTC
   One minute you're nice, then you automatically shut me off. Can I still even consider you my friend??
   
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8. BravoSierra
   posted a quote
   October 17, 2013 12:42pm UTC
   "your friend is so hot"
   story of my life.
   
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9. BravoSierra
   posted a quote
   October 17, 2013 2:43pm UTC
   the longer you look at your selfie,
   the uglier it gets.
   
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10. Chris*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 2:47pm UTC
    Me: What time is it?
    David: Time for you to buy a watch.
    Me: *laughs*
    Me: *still laughing* No seriously, what time is it?
    David: *straight-faced* No seriously, time for you to buy a watch.
    
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11. ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 8:08pm UTC
    Today my sister was on the phone
    With someone from a college she's applying to, and at the end of the conversation she went, "Okay love you bye."
    And the best part is she didn't even notice.
    
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12. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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13. doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 9:28pm UTC
    So we Skyped.I apologized.He cried.I promised.He helped.He said he loved me.I love him too.
    
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14. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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15. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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16. BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 11:02pm UTC
    "I don't just twerk and lick stuff. I sing a little, too."
    - Miley Cyrus
    
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17. cujo*
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 6:50am UTC
    as the devil spoke, we
    spilled out on the floor
    and the pieces broke and
    the people wanted more
    ˙·٠•●Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ●•٠·˙
    
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18. Amenah
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 11:57am UTC
    The sexual jokes in Disney movies
    you never saw 'til now...
    ♥
    
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19. Amenah
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 12:02pm UTC
    Being 'witty famous' and
    writing good quotes is not always synonymous.
    
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20. LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 2:05pm UTC
    I love it when someone's laughter
    is funnier than the joke.
    
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