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  1. RainbowUnicornDInoThing RainbowUnicornDInoThing
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 3:15pm EDT
    &Who do you think you are?
    Running 'round leaving scars
    Collecting your jar of hearts,
    &Tearing love apart.

  2. Skygirl1998 Skygirl1998
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 12:00pm EDT
    We ignore each other,
    And pretend the other person doesnt exist.
    But deep down,
    We know it wasnt supposed to end like this.

  3. BittersweetMemories BittersweetMemories
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 8:01pm EDT
    Another let down. It never changes.

  4. ari_cournoyer ari_cournoyer
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 7:27pm EDT
    #on&off #relationships #ridiculous
    *FAV IF U GET HOW THIS FEELS*

  5. BittersweetMemories BittersweetMemories
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 8:12pm EDT
    & i never wanted to hold you back..
    i just wanted to hold on..

  6. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 8:15pm EDT
    Hipster: *Goes out of way not to be mainstream*
    Hipster: *Winds up being mainstream anyway*

  7. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 8:29pm EDT
    One minute you're nice, then you automatically shut me off. Can I still even consider you my friend??

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 12:42pm EDT
    "your friend is so hot"
    story of my life.

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 2:43pm EDT
    the longer you look at your selfie,
    the uglier it gets.

  10. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 2:47pm EDT
    Me: What time is it?
    David: Time for you to buy a watch.
    Me: *laughs*
    Me: *still laughing* No seriously, what time is it?
    David: *straight-faced* No seriously, time for you to buy a watch.

  11. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 8:08pm EDT
    Today my sister was on the phone
    With someone from a college she's applying to, and at the end of the conversation she went, "Okay love you bye."
    And the best part is she didn't even notice.


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  13. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 9:28pm EDT
    So we Skyped.I apologized.He cried.I promised.He helped.He said he loved me.I love him too.


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 11:02pm EDT
    "I don't just twerk and lick stuff. I sing a little, too."
    - Miley Cyrus

  17. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 6:50am EDT
    as the devil spoke, we
    spilled out on the floor
    and the pieces broke and
    the people wanted more
    ˙·٠•●Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ●•٠·˙

  18. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 11:57am EDT
    The sexual jokes in Disney movies
    you never saw 'til now...

  19. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 12:02pm EDT
    Being 'witty famous' and
    writing good quotes is not always synonymous.

  20. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 2:05pm EDT
    I love it when someone's laughter
    is funnier than the joke.

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