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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 3:09pm UTC

That awkward moment
When someone yells at you for clicking your pen and you have to click it one more time to use it.

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snickerlover
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 9:10pm UTC

Here's To The Girls
Who have had their heart broken by a guy they never even dated...
-tumblr-

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 9:44am UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Am I the only one
Who will spend 20 minutes trying to get my messy bun perfect?

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hailstorm37
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC

Lick your lips 3 times
blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

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XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 12:56pm UTC

Is it just me, or did we used to have normal-scented shampoos before? Everything was just strawberry, cinnamon, and citrus. Nice, normal things.
Now I pick up a bottle of shampoo and it's all like:
"DEW GATHERED BY MONKS FROM THE HIMALAYA MOUNTAINS MIXED WITH A ROOT OF AN ASNCLSCHBK PLANT THAT GROWS ONLY IN AN OBSCURE VILLIAGE IN AMAZONIA, WITH A DASH OF MAGICAL BERRIES FROM NARNIA TO GIVE YOU HAIR SOME VOLUME."
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT STILL SMELLS LIKE CITRUS TO ME.

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polinaagoldberg*
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 9:42pm UTC

Website: Please verify that you are human
Me: Damnit. You got me, I'm a vacuum cleaner

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
January 23, 2013 3:15pm UTC

Me: Mom, everyone's going.
Mom: Be a leader, not a follower.
Me:
Mom:
Me: Fine.
Me: I'll just lead myself into the kitchen and get some food.
Me: And then I'll lead myself to the computer and sit there for hours.
Me: I'm going to start a new trend called "let's get fat and be internet addicts."
Me: Cause I'm a leader, not a follower.
Mom:
Me:
Obama:
Your mom:
Honey Boo Boo:
Channing Tatum: You're hot.
Me: What?
Mom: What?
Channing Tatum: Can you please lead yourself into my bedroom?
Me:
Mom:
Channing Tatum:
Me: This is me being a uh leader and uh leading myself into Channing Tatum's bedroom and never coming out.
Me: Cause remember? I'm a leader, not a follower.
True story.
Okay, maybe the last part didn't happen, but we all know he was thinking it.

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 21, 2013 4:02pm UTC

i wonder if earth makes fun of
other planets for having no life.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 6:46pm UTC

grandma:
so do you have a boyfriend yet?
me:
not in this economy
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 6:29pm UTC

one time
i put my mum’s bras on a
ceiling fan because i though it’d be a
funny prank but then some
people came over to look at the
house and i didn’t have
time to take the bras down so
when my mum turned the fan on bras
flew all around our kitchen and
landed on the people and like
no one wanted to say
anything so we acted like
bras weren’t strewn across all of us
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 16, 2013 8:08am UTC

A brief summary of each Disney princess:
Snow White:
-She's only 14 years old
-She's searching for her true love
-Seriously, though, she'd be, like, a freshman in high school
-She lives with 7 men. Deal with it.
-She pretty much trusts anyone
-She gets random animals to do her chores
-She doesn't believe in washing her fruit before she eats it
Cinderella:
-She's19 years old
-She hangs out with mice
-They make all her dresses
-She's treated like a slave by her family
-She has a BAMF fair godmother
-She's the queen of "if the shoe fits"
-Has anybody ever seen the sequels?
-Seriously, am I the only one?
Aurora:
-Aouurrooouuurra
-She's 16
-She sleeps through the entire movie
-Honestly, that's all I know
-Trust me, her fate is a lot worse in the original story. Look it up!
Ariel:
-She is also 16 years old
-She is a hoarder
-Screw destiny, she's a rebel
-How the heck did she have a kid?
-Oh, did I mention that she's a mermaid?
Belle:
-She's 17 years old
-She wants adventure in the great white somewhere
-She loves books but lets a sheep take a bite out of one
-Doesn't take attitude from anyone
-She's just awesome, alright?
Jasmine:
-She's almost 16
-Seriously, Jafar is trying to seduce a 15 year old. And Aladdin is 18, so if anything happens between them, there could be trouble
-Sneaks out at night
-She's considered Disney's first "ethnic" princess
Pocahontas:
-She's 18 years old
-Seriously, this entire movie is WRONG on so many levels. It is really historically inaccurate
-She doesn't even end up marrying John Smith
-She has a pet raccoon
-Her best friend is a tree
-She also has a sequel
Fa Mulan:
-Is as swift as a coursing river
-With all the force of a great typhoon
-And all the rage of a raging fire
-She's mysterious as the dark side of the moon
-Seriously, she's a BAMF
-She's also a cross-dresser
-DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
Tiana:
-Not a lot of people know her
-Her ethnicity has been met with mixed reviews
-She turns into a frog
-She's a works a lot
-I want her food
Merida:
-If yeh had theh chance teh change yeh fate,woullllld yeh?
Rapunzel:
-She is eighteen
-She has bad hair days
-She's us
-Seriously, guys
-She. Is. Us.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 16, 2013 5:41pm UTC

"so, like how long
have you been single?"
"birth"
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 9:53pm UTC

The worst things in life come free to us.
(Public School)

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ilovehockeybaby
posted a quote
November 29, 2011 4:19pm UTC

P
Suicide...My story.
❤ - ❤ - ❤
Please take time to read my story, it's worth it, I promise.
I'm a 15 year old sophomore, barely able to breathe anymore.
I get dizzy, my head hurts, I can't focus. My mind is completely
foggy. I'm numb, but e v e r y t h i n g hurts. I think about
everything, but I think about nothing at the same time. I can
barely stand. My heart gets a little heavier each day. I blame
myself for what happened. I let my 20 year old, older sister
slip through my fingers. I should've known. I should've known that
she was hurting. She meant EVERYTHING to me, she was the
only person that I loved more than life itself. She was my
bestfriend, my big sister, my 2nd mom. I told her anything and
everything that was on my mind. There isn't one thing in this world
that I didn't tell her. She protected me when I was younger from my
dad. He used to verbally and emotionally abuse us. So she would
take me into her room and hug me while I cried. She would leave
to go get us snacks when we got hungry. She would color with me,
watch TV with me, anything just to keep me busy. She would let me
sleep with her when I was scared. Paige was my world...and I lost
her because of a metal gun at her own hand. She was addicted to
drugs. She went through her trust fund, which consisted of 14,000
dollars in a month. From July - August 8th. She spent 1,000 dollars
a day on Opanas. Paige had problems but I loved her regardless
so please don't judge. I have a doctors appointment on Wednesday,
to see if I can get some anti-depressants. If I had the nerve, I would
have killed myself a LONG time ago. Please, favorite this for Paige.
Favorite this for me. Favorite this for all the kids who have ever
thought of suicide. I want them to see that family c a r e s. I'd
do anything to save someone's life, please.
Paige Marie Edwards - 1/15/91 - 8/8/11
Cookiedoughformats

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tylerr
posted a quote
December 9, 2011 3:10pm UTC

i wanna go back to our first conversation.

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here_are_my_secrets
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 7:25pm UTC

50 faves and I won't burn myself
100 faves and I won't starve myself.
And for every fave, I'll go a day without cutting.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
December 12, 2011 5:11pm UTC

WRONG GUYS
say all the right things.

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Jade672

posted a quote
November 15, 2011 7:27pm UTC

allcredittocaptivated
Admit it, you've googled yourself.

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neonbubbles
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 5:28pm UTC

His smile. His eyes. His lips. His hair. His
laugh. His hands. His smirk. His
teasing. His humor. His weird faces.
The way he walks.
Fave if you thought of someone.

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