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  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 2:31pm UTC
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  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 1:32pm UTC
    “Does February march?"
    “No, but April may”

  3. LacedRibbon LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    Stranger: Hey.
    Stranger: What are you wearing?
    You: Clothes.
    Stranger: No.
    Stranger: Do it seixy
    You: *Whispers in a seixy voice* Clothes.

  4. strawberry_skittles strawberry_skittles
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    "Was it a car or a cat I saw?"
    Is the same thing spelled backwards

  5. *y i k e s* *y i k e s*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    Here's one way to
    break up with a guy:
    Me: Your ex is attractive.
    Him: Which one?
    Me: Me.
    nmf

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 10:44am UTC
    say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period
    alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    Tips for running faster
    1) Hot guy in front of you
    2) Creepy guy behind you

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 7:21pm UTC
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  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 5:06pm UTC
    to all the girls
    w h o w i l l n o t g e t t o h e a r t h i s t o d a y
    g o o d m o r n i n g , b e a u t i f u l .
    format jimmy365

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    janitor: from the windows, to the walls. cleaning up the bathroom stalls. til my mop wets all these halls, and all you b/tches fall.

  11. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 12:32pm UTC
    this is for the soilders
    who won't make it home for Christmas this year.

  12. Aimeekinz Aimeekinz
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    That feeling,
    when you truely believe
    everyone left you
    and nobody cares.
    CookieDoughFormats

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and
    $300 worth of clothes and...
    me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK

  14. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    no but honestly it's christmas in like 4 days and i have never felt less christmassy in my life.

  15. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    Someone: What are you getting for christmas?
    Me: Fatter.
    Tumblr

  16. fungirl fungirl
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    An unknown number was calling my 12 year old cousin...
    He picks up and goes "Jim's wh0re house. You got the dough we got the hoe"
    *Face Drops*
    "Oh hey mom..."

  17. polinaagoldberg* polinaagoldberg*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 2:58pm UTC
    How To Write a Pitbull Song
    1. Name a couple cities
    2. Say Mr. Worldwide
    3. Add in some Spanish words
    You're set

  18. nopatience nopatience
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    Hey dad, you got any condoms? I'm going to need protection for when I go clubbing later ;)
    Your face is protection enough.
    nmf, followme *best dad ever

  19. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    Get iTunes gift cards for
    Christmas.
    And use them up in
    under 20 minutes.
    mine/ this seriously is happening right now

  20. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    for someone who's supposed to be,
    just a friend, why do I get butterflies in my stomach everytime you smile at me?

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