jimmy365 posted a quote
December 25, 2012 10:44am UTC
say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie
fungirl posted a quote
December 22, 2012 3:55pm UTC
An unknown number was calling my 12 year old cousin... He picks up and goes "Jim's wh0re house. You got the dough we got the hoe" *Face Drops* "Oh hey mom..."
nopatience posted a quote
December 25, 2012 9:09pm UTC
Hey dad, you got any condoms? I'm going to need protection for when I go clubbing later ;) Your face is protection enough. nmf, followme *best dad ever