Aidan's Quotes

Aidan
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 11:47am UTC

Fun fact:
Ryan Gosling was cast for the roal of Noah in the Notebook
because the director wanted someone 'not handsome'.
....
I'll just leave you a moment to think about that.

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Aidan
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 9:27am UTC

Imagine this generation in 50 years:
Us: Broke a rib today, YOLO.

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Aidan
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 3:19pm UTC

I'm the type of people who put headphones on,
even when the music is not on,
just so I won't have to make human interaction.

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Aidan
posted a quote
March 11, 2013 3:50pm UTC

Am I hungry?
↓ ↓
yes no
↳ Let's EAT ! ↵

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Aidan
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 12:51pm UTC

*You asking to go to the bathroom*
At strangers' house: Excuse me, may I use the facilities?
At a family member's house: I have to go to the bathroom!
At your best friend's house: Movehbitch, I gotta go take anshit!

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Aidan
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 5:10pm UTC

When you want to talk about grades,
just remember that I don't give anfuck.

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Aidan
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 5:24pm UTC

Looking for Witty friends! Preferably aged more than 15, interested in art and music. Can chat via skype and has a good sence of humour. Any takers?

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Aidan
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 2:47pm UTC

Me: *says a stupid and dangerous idea*
Friend: Hum... Better not, Aidan. It's way too dangerous.
Best Friend: LET'S FUCKINGwDO IT!

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Aidan
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 4:50am UTC

Never argue with two people:
A guy with a gun in his hand,
and a woman on her period.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

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Aidan
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 2:11pm UTC

Apperently, Taylor Swift is dating Ed Sheeran.
I'm done.

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Aidan
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 12:58pm UTC

When people say: 'No offence.' it really means:
'I'm about to insult you but please don't hit me.'

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Aidan
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 1:30pm UTC

I hate it when people are at my house and and they ask:
'Do you have a bathroom?'
No, we shitvin the yard

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Aidan
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February 27, 2013 12:44pm UTC

If a person is looking into your eyes for more than 6 seconds without blinking, he/she either wants to kill you, or get laidnwith you.
The more you know...

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Aidan
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 2:26pm UTC

World's shortest horror story:
'The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.'
Mind = Blown

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Aidan
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 12:15pm UTC

Sister: Ask him!
Me: No, you do.
Sister: Come on! Please?
Me: But I don't want it, you do, so you go ask him.
Sister: Ask him!
Me: No!
Sister: Ask him!
Me: No!
Sister: Ask him!
Me: No! No! No!
Sister: .... *whipers* Ask him!
Me: Fine!
Me: *sights*
Me: Sir! Can she have more ketchup?

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Aidan
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 7:59am UTC

Random Girl: I wish I could punch the biggest slutnat my school right now
Random Guy: You know, self abuse is not funny.
Me: BURNS!

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Aidan
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 2:04pm UTC

Teacher: How did you get the right answer?
Me: Because I'm just that smart.

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Aidan
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 2:35pm UTC

Being tickled:
It's like beingoraped, except you have to laught.

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Aidan
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 3:00pm UTC

Valentine's day:
An excuse girls use in order to get gifts.
An excuse boys use in order to getnlaid.