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Aidan

Elementpurple13* · 9 years ago
hahahaha.... forget you in my bed.
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Elementpurple13* · 9 years ago
I'M STILL HERE...in my bed
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AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife* · 9 years ago
rock me like a hurricane in my bed... oh wow. hahahahha
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supercalifredge · 9 years ago
I ain't as good as I once was in my bed
i want you in my bed
don't you wanna stay in my bed?
tornado in my bed
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I'llbuyyouflowers* · 9 years ago
someone like you... in my bed!
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smiley_tana* · 9 years ago
king for a day.... in my bed.
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meow* · 9 years ago
dirty dancing in my bed XD
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josie* · 9 years ago
omg ahhahahaha
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gray22 · 9 years ago
stay in my bed? ahahah omfg just gotta love mayday parade woo
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legit7 · 9 years ago
you need to cut your hair in my bed
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AngelwithaSecret* · 9 years ago
I'd do the same.
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glitter162* · 9 years ago
And here I am, hiding under my bed covers, laughing my face off at 10:00 at night :)
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Vailkri · 9 years ago
Literally chuckled at this.
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Vailkri · 9 years ago
Lmfao why would you be at the dentist if you got shot XD
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Eli22b · 9 years ago
then there would be me...

- well hello there call me anytime and we can have s.ex

- oo are those abs? Here let me just f.ck you

- Um honey the camels called they'd like their toes back

- Well here let me just take those pants for you can you can come in my bed.

-Your eyes are a lovely color of dog sh.t

- I wish I was as smart as you, wait no I don't. cause then my head might be as big as yours lol nevermind

- whats up with the rat hair above your eyes? wait that's just your eyebrows.

- Your face looks amazing so lets go have s.ex

-I can easily see your moose knuckle which means you have a huge d.ck and we need to have se.x right now
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Christina* · 9 years ago
That would suck...But, there is a difference between being honest and rude.

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make_it_stop · 9 years ago
Dentist *stabs your gums*
you *bleeding*
Dentist: Its because you don't floss.
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I'm a Niall Girl* · 9 years ago
Lol
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SweetieXoX27 · 9 years ago
Make that she a he and you have Severus Snape, no?
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Pluto* · 9 years ago
Oh my god. Literally every author.
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