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Elementpurple13* · 1 decade ago hahahaha.... forget you in my bed. reply
Elementpurple13* · 1 decade ago I'M STILL HERE...in my bed reply
AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife* · 1 decade ago rock me like a hurricane in my bed... oh wow. hahahahha reply
supercalifredge · 1 decade ago I ain't as good as I once was in my bed i want you in my bed don't you wanna stay in my bed? tornado in my bed reply
I'llbuyyouflowers* · 1 decade ago someone like you... in my bed! reply
smiley_tana* · 1 decade ago king for a day.... in my bed. reply
meow* · 1 decade ago dirty dancing in my bed XD reply
josie* · 1 decade ago omg ahhahahaha reply
gray22 · 1 decade ago stay in my bed? ahahah omfg just gotta love mayday parade woo reply
legit7 · 1 decade ago you need to cut your hair in my bed reply
AngelwithaSecret* · 1 decade ago I'd do the same. reply
glitter162* · 1 decade ago And here I am, hiding under my bed covers, laughing my face off at 10:00 at night :) reply
Vailkri · 1 decade ago Literally chuckled at this. reply
Vailkri · 1 decade ago Lmfao why would you be at the dentist if you got shot XD reply
Eli22b · 1 decade ago then there would be me... - well hello there call me anytime and we can have s.ex - oo are those abs? Here let me just f.ck you - Um honey the camels called they'd like their toes back - Well here let me just take those pants for you can you can come in my bed. -Your eyes are a lovely color of dog sh.t - I wish I was as smart as you, wait no I don't. cause then my head might be as big as yours lol nevermind - whats up with the rat hair above your eyes? wait that's just your eyebrows. - Your face looks amazing so lets go have s.ex -I can easily see your moose knuckle which means you have a huge d.ck and we need to have se.x right now reply
Christina* · 1 decade ago That would suck...But, there is a difference between being honest and rude. reply
make_it_stop · 1 decade ago Dentist *stabs your gums* you *bleeding* Dentist: Its because you don't floss. reply
I'm a Niall Girl* · 1 decade ago Lol reply
SweetieXoX27 · 1 decade ago Make that she a he and you have Severus Snape, no? reply
Pluto* · 1 decade ago Oh my god. Literally every author. reply
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Elementpurple13* · 1 decade ago
hahahaha.... forget you in my bed.
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Elementpurple13* · 1 decade ago
I'M STILL HERE...in my bed
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AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife* · 1 decade ago
rock me like a hurricane in my bed... oh wow. hahahahha
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supercalifredge · 1 decade ago
I ain't as good as I once was in my bed
i want you in my bed
don't you wanna stay in my bed?
tornado in my bed
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I'llbuyyouflowers* · 1 decade ago
someone like you... in my bed!
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smiley_tana* · 1 decade ago
king for a day.... in my bed.
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meow* · 1 decade ago
dirty dancing in my bed XD
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josie* · 1 decade ago
omg ahhahahaha
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gray22 · 1 decade ago
stay in my bed? ahahah omfg just gotta love mayday parade woo
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legit7 · 1 decade ago
you need to cut your hair in my bed
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AngelwithaSecret* · 1 decade ago
I'd do the same.
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago
And here I am, hiding under my bed covers, laughing my face off at 10:00 at night :)
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Vailkri · 1 decade ago
Literally chuckled at this.
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Vailkri · 1 decade ago
Lmfao why would you be at the dentist if you got shot XD
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
then there would be me...
- well hello there call me anytime and we can have s.ex
- oo are those abs? Here let me just f.ck you
- Um honey the camels called they'd like their toes back
- Well here let me just take those pants for you can you can come in my bed.
-Your eyes are a lovely color of dog sh.t
- I wish I was as smart as you, wait no I don't. cause then my head might be as big as yours lol nevermind
- whats up with the rat hair above your eyes? wait that's just your eyebrows.
- Your face looks amazing so lets go have s.ex
-I can easily see your moose knuckle which means you have a huge d.ck and we need to have se.x right now
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Christina* · 1 decade ago
That would suck...But, there is a difference between being honest and rude.
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make_it_stop · 1 decade ago
Dentist *stabs your gums*
you *bleeding*
Dentist: Its because you don't floss.
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I'm a Niall Girl* · 1 decade ago
Lol
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SweetieXoX27 · 1 decade ago
Make that she a he and you have Severus Snape, no?
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Pluto* · 1 decade ago
Oh my god. Literally every author.
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