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  1. flannel flannel
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 5:42pm UTC
    alt-j:
    do any millionares follow me that are bored
    StoryQouteLover

  2. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 1:16am UTC
    Hey, auto-correct
    quit tampering with
    my curse words
    you mother forklift.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 4:39pm UTC
    Trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary i do it to myself just fine.

  5. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 4:11pm UTC
    along with buttons to vote comments up or down, there needs to be a 'donate a chill pill' button. (Steve, work on this PLS . )
    Format credit: Sleepy (might as well add it in)

  6. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 1:38pm UTC
    Spongebob: Patrick you're a genius!
    Patrick: Yeah I get called that a lot
    Spongebob: What? A genius?
    Patrick: No, Patrick

  7. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 1:43pm UTC
    People at school: F /ck those bands you listen to
    Me: What do you think I'm trying to do

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 2:10pm UTC
    Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
    Elementary school: What the heck.
    Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
    High school: what the f-ck did you just say you little f-cking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the d!cks out of your as.s
    College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

  9. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 2:20pm UTC
    WTF
    (Where's the food)

  10. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 12:36am UTC
    what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle

  11. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 4:04am UTC
    me: *accidentally reads for 6 hours straight*
    me: *finishes book and doesn't read again for six months*


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2014 11:47pm UTC
    mum: did you get home safe?
    me: no i died a few times

  15. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2014 11:57pm UTC
    imagine liking someone who:
    -wasn't out of your league
    -wasn't miles away
    -was single
    -actually liked you
    woah imagine

  16. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2014 12:35am UTC
    i may look like im listening to music but really i have my volume on zero
    and im listening to everyones conversations
    because im a true spy kid

  17. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2014 6:01am UTC
    pizza wasn't invented until the late 19th century
    so that means everyone in les mis died before
    they could try their first pizza and that's why
    les mis is such an upsetting story

  18. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 10:40pm UTC
    school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
    it tests my patience
    it tests my ability to hold my pee
    it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a b/tch

  19. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 7:00am UTC
    Alternative phrases to "calm your ti.ts":
    -soothe your boobs
    -de-stress your breasts
    -undo the calamity that is your mammaries
    -adjust your bust before it combusts
    Thank you for your time

  20. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2014 9:19pm UTC
    *dyes my hair with the
    blood of my unfollowers.*

:)

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