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   posted a quote
   April 24, 2012 5:29pm UTC
   Zayn Malik
   Niall Horan
   One Direction
   Liam Payne
   Harry Styles
   Louis Tomlinson
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   April 24, 2012 5:20pm UTC
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   April 16, 2012 5:23pm UTC
   Dear "grape" cough syrup,
   have you ever tasted a grape?
   You taste nothing like grape.
   You taste like death and
   the tears of small children.
   Sincerely,
   The girl who has never tasted cherry cough syrup.
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   April 14, 2012 9:18pm UTC
   Today is Friday the 13th and National Kiss Day.
   It's a serial rapist killers fantasy.
   Is that why I wasn't allowed in school yesterday?
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   April 14, 2012 9:16pm UTC
   sitting in my room
   watching the princess diaries
   i'm so glad i'm not popular.
   How did you get my home videos?
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   April 14, 2012 8:45pm UTC
   Attractive guy: I wish I had a girlfriend..
   Me: I VOLUNTEER! i VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!
   Attractive guy: Well the joke's on you because I have herpes.
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   April 14, 2012 8:34pm UTC
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   Decided to burn lots of calories today,
   So i set a fat kid on fire!
   And that's why Johnathon Clause is still in the hospital.
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   remake of my old quote
   
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   April 14, 2012 8:24pm UTC
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   We're all pedophilic
   in our own way
   
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   April 14, 2012 8:18pm UTC
   That awkward moment,
   When you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
   LOL, for me it's my buns of steel.
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    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    Friend: If I met One Direction, I would hug Niall first.
    Me: Me too!
    Friend: Then, I will hug the rest.
    Me: I won't be able to do that...
    Friend: WHY NOT?
    Me: For me to hug the others, I would have to let go of Niall. Because I've never heard of a group hug
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    April 14, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    Admit it
    At some point in your life, you've tried keeping a rock collection, but failed.
    children
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    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    Oh you liked my picture from 4 months ago?
    You obviously weren't stalking me.
    Nah bro, I was intensively researching.
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    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    "Having a kid is my excuse for being able to go and play on the playground without looking like a pedophile." -My Science Teacher
    [he's a man] ...i literally died when he said this omfg
    I don't have a kid...is this why people look at me weird when I go to playgrounds alone with loads of candy and toys?
    
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    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    open books
    {NOT LEGS}
    BLOW MINDS
    {not guys. }
    and isn't spelled N-O-T...
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    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    When you don't have a good signal on your phone
    and you go all lion king on it.
    and then it falls, like when Mufasa dies.
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    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    When you press a button on a toy try to kidnap a little kid in a store and then you can't get it to shut up.
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    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    There's A Double Door
    You push them both open at once,
    and walk though the middle like a
    BOSS
    until they both come back and hit you in the face at the same time.
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    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 7:42pm UTC
    "I'm the kind of boy who would
    fall in love with any girl becuase
    i love her with my heart not my eyes.
    I'm a guy and that's what you do."
    - Niall Horan♥
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    April 14, 2012 7:29pm UTC
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