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  1. janegxo janegxo
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    No matter how much you dislike your siblings,
    never, and i mean NEVER say you hate them. trust me-its the biggest regret of my entire life, because
    "i hate you."
    were the lasts words i ever spoke to my sister.
    R.I.P Lucy, i love you.

  2. hanzoo346 hanzoo346
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 8:56am UTC
    friend: I mis the old witty.
    me: how long have you had your witty?
    friend: 2 months
    me: yea...the old witty.....

  3. Amazingthoughts668 Amazingthoughts668
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    Me
    I was eating oreos and I was dunking it in milk and the cookie broke and sunk to the bottom so now i'm just staring at the glass and wondering why bad things happen to good people.
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    nmq/nmf :)

  4. soccerbabe7436 soccerbabe7436
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    You Know You're Forever Alone When..
    You Pull An All-Nighter With Your Cat.

  5. LaureeeenN LaureeeenN
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    Here's To the Kids Who Know the Difference between Your and You're

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. xoshaay16 xoshaay16
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 1:36pm UTC
    all girls; i'd rather be called beautiful instead of hot
    me; i'll take what i can get

  7. Abby. * Abby. *
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    Best way to not get your heart broken,
    is pretend you don't have one.
    - Charlie Sheen
    FORMAT BY JIMMY365

  8. BenniBoy BenniBoy
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    Fave For A Paragraph On Your Profile!

  9. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    Pass me another bottle, honey
    The Jager's so sweet
    But if it keeps you around then I'm
    down
    All Time Low - Six Feet Under The Stars

  10. Katelynn16 Katelynn16
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 8:53am UTC
    "Life isn't about how popular you are. What girl or boy you are dating or who you know. Life is about always being true to who you are or what you believe in. Never let anyome convince you that their way is better than your way. In the end all we have is our hearts, and our minds. This is the reason we sing... This is the reason we cry... This is why we live" -- Andy Six

  11. x3ilovememex3 x3ilovememex3
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 8:59am UTC
    live without pretending,
    love without depending,
    listen without defending,
    speak without offending
    ~ drake

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 1:35pm UTC
    I'm going to write "I love you" on a rock and throw it at your face
    Just so you know how much "I love you" hurts.

  13. braziliansoccerbabe11 braziliansoccerbabe11
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    parents: wow you look gorgeous you are so beautiful
    family: surely you have 14 boyfriends and boys falling at your feet
    friends: omg you are soooo pretty
    guys: i've never really seen this species of animal before

  14. YouAreLovedXo YouAreLovedXo
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    Rebecca Black: It's Friday, Friday
    Normal Person: No. Its Wednesday
    Patrick Star: No. This Is Patrick

  15. ZiZi123 ZiZi123
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    I hate when you take a long time to reply to my messages.
    it leads me to believe that you're talking to someone better.

  16. Rav Rav
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 8:11am UTC
    Age 10: I whip my hair back and forth.
    Age 16: I pass my blunt back and forth.
    Age 30: I drive my kids back and forth.
    Age 80: I rock my chair back and forth.

  17. blowpopmafia blowpopmafia
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    Boy: "it's awkward buying condoms."
    Girl: "it's awkward walking around pregnant."

  18. Meghan* Meghan*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 12:54pm UTC
    You know that awesome feeling when you finally understand math?
    Me neither.

  19. i_heart_youx3 i_heart_youx3
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    Boys,
    If you take your girl to see The Vow you will get laid.

  20. brett_landon brett_landon
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    Mom :
    "Take out the garbage."
    _________________________________________________________
    one hour later
    _________________________________________________________
    Mom:
    "I TOLD YOU TO TAKE IT OUT."
    You:
    "SORRY I DIDN'T HEAR YOU."
    fav if you ever lied like that because you didn't feel like doing something....♥

:)

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