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  1. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    nine year olds now worry about iphones and makeup
    when i was 9 i was worried about if miley was gonna
    pick jake or jessie on hannah montana

  2.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 10:16pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    when you remember that you've had your headphones on the whole time and there was no music playing.

  3. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 5:20pm UTC
    maybe one day i will like who i am. urhighuigh

  4.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 6:52pm UTC
    Studies show that
    I don't f*cking like you

  5. epictacos epictacos
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 7:01pm UTC
    "I'm not a hipster, but I can make your hips stir ."
    I'm not water, but I can make you drown.

  6. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 5:17pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 4:55pm UTC
    I dont understand people who don't listen to music.
    how do you survive
    are you ok

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 4:22am UTC
    I'm going home this weekend.
    I'm gonna see my bestfriend for
    the first time in two months.
    I have never been more excited
    in my entire life.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 4:29am UTC
    do kids still do lemonade stands or
    do they just go straight to dealing these days?

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 5:04am UTC
    i will never understand why people use
    potato as a metaphor for ugliness like do you understand how attractive a potato can be

  11. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 9:14pm UTC
    Do you believe in Horoscopes?
    I mean like,
    I don't really want to
    But I do
    Because like
    Every time I turn around
    The horoscope is like spot on.
    Y'know?
    If you do, which Zodiac sign are you?

  12. Mollymooandalishaloo4lyfe Mollymooandalishaloo4lyfe
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 11:44am UTC
    "Sometimes
    people are beautiful.
    Not in looks.
    Not in what they say.
    Just in what they are."

  13. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    Dear Math,
    please grow up and solve your own problems,
    I'm tired of solving them for you.

  14. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    I don't understand the logic
    of why people write "lol" after "hahahaha"

  15. BlackGirlQuotes BlackGirlQuotes
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 5:37pm UTC
    I hope its not humid on the first day of school cuz then ma weave gonna get all ratchet and nappy.

  16. beary0630 beary0630
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 9:53pm UTC
    One Direction Update
    8/20/23 9:50 PM EDT
    Hey guys! So today was a very very special and huge day for the boys! Today was the This Is Us premier in London at Leicester Square! I think we can all agree that this was one of the proudest moments for the boys so far this year! Literally all of their family and friends showed up for the event and the boys couldn't have been happier! We really have helped them acheive so much these last few years!
    Tomorrow, the boys are rumored to be heading back to the US for TUI promo. But, I have a feeling that they'll get the day off tomorrow and fly over on Thursday. But we'll see. One addition to their schedule though is that they will be performing on America's Got Talent on Wednesday, 28th of August!
    Rumors: Zayn and Perrie are engaged. Status: FALSE The Mirror posted a new article saying that they were just because Perrie was wearing a ring on her left ring finger at the premier today. The Mirror can NEVER be trusted and that ring could have been anything. Besides, both Zayn and Perrie have extremely busy careers and I doubt that they are ready to take that step.
    Liam and Sophia are together and it's confirmed. Status: TRUE Liam brought Sophia to the premier today and they were pictured holding hands on their way into the after party tonight. Here's the picture: http://t.co/PnNlo3oeXH I just ask that everyone not hate on her. There's been a lot of nasty comments going around on Twitter about people wanting Danielle back and saying Sophia looks like a b*tch. I mean I personally like Danielle better and miss her too, but Liam is happy and we haven't even given Sophia a chance yet. I'm sure if she's not the right girl for Liam he will figure that out on his own. Until then, let's all keep an open mind. Remember, they see a lot more of our comments than we think they do.
    Okay links again are going to be crazy tonight! With all of this promo there are more interviews and photos than ever! Enjoy!
    The boys on the red carpet: http://t.co/wUXmKrXQex
    Harry and Zayn: http://t.co/cOl8dYhZO5
    Liam: http://t.co/KlF1pWIp19
    Niall: http://t.co/MJ3kIunRW7
    Harry and his parents: http://t.co/0Utx9p4uV4
    Zayn and his mom:http://t.co/N0wkWHPjwf
    Liam and his sisters: http://t.co/f9lfLa7sWF
    Zayn and Perrie arriving at the after party:http://t.co/X82pUIT7Nl
    Louis and Eleanor: http://t.co/byhGPJYkZz
    Niall: http://t.co/um5uF6FArE
    Harry and Simon: http://t.co/p0zhGVATuf
    Niall, parents and the band:http://t.co/tYVWyAfhnZ
    Niall, his dad and friends:http://t.co/u8BWsBRJfl
    Louis: http://t.co/mdEnfFNjSS
    Harry and Zayn interview on the red carpet today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O1AXGCXo5o&feature=youtube_gdata_player

  17. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 12:13am UTC
    Guys,
    I'm sorry bro, but not every girl is going to have big b00bs, a round butt, thick thights, flat stomach or a clear face but that doesn't mean she's ugly. Not having those features doesn't make her imperfect nor does having those features make her perfect.
    Why don't you stop being so shallow and superficial and just be happy a girl is actually interested in you? She might not be the dream girl you had pictured in your head but stop thinking about your dream girl when you have a girl in reality standing right in front of you.
    Sometimes, beauty comes in skinny thighs, beauty comes in a little butt, beauty comes in a little gut and sometimes beauty comes with occasional pimples and scars.
    You shouldn't let these things stop you from getting to know her for who she is and not what she looks like. If you can do that, then you'll be able to see something real beautiful,
    her heart.
    -wokechris

  18. AlwaysxAxDreamer AlwaysxAxDreamer
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 11:54am UTC
    *Last day of summer vacation*
    Me: *Cries*

  19. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 11:58pm UTC
    Sometimes when I listen to an old song,
    I think "Oh. I remember when I
    wanted to quote a lyric from this song
    10 months ago."

  20. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 6:23am UTC
    me: I should go shower now.
    (five minutes later)
    (another five minutes later)
    (yet another five minutes later)
    (more five minute intervals)
    someone: (goes into the bathroom)
    me:Wow f*ck you I was JUST about to go take a shower.

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