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Morgan*
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February 10, 2014 7:50pm UTC

Me: Bmv?Crush: whatMe: Oh... Um...Crush: *stalks my profile*Crush: Ohhh you mean be my valentine?Me: Yeah...Me: Sry... I made this awkwardCrush: The answer is yes...

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smileschangepeople
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February 10, 2014 9:05pm UTC

Friend: So, it's almost Valentine's Day!
Me: *Hisses*

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~Spoken Silence~*
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February 10, 2014 5:02pm UTC

I dremt of you <3

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YOLO20K14
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February 10, 2014 6:19am UTC

flappy bird
flappy bird
it's hard to say goodbye
flappy bird
flappy bird
but it's time to get a life
:P <3 <3

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capsized*
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February 10, 2014 11:05pm UTC

I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

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SarahDGirl
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February 10, 2014 7:46pm UTC

That weird moment
when someone you barely know ends up in your dream.

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Sophie*
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February 10, 2014 8:30am UTC

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye ma.sturbation

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ocean pixie*
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February 10, 2014 1:21pm UTC

hey pretty girl ,can i have this dance?
AND THE NEXT ONE AFTER THAT?
gonna make you mine there's a real good chance
hey pretty girl can i have this dance?
Please don't remove this!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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flyingbacon7
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February 10, 2014 7:29pm UTC

That moment when you're talking
But nobody listens
Because they really don't care

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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capsized*
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February 10, 2014 4:14pm UTC

why are mondays so long? they take like 3 days to finish

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Fay*
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February 10, 2014 2:04pm UTC

That awkward moment when
you spell a word so wrong
that even autocorrect is like
"l got nothing man..."

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Fay*
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February 10, 2014 2:08pm UTC

Zombies
(n.) The only men that will love you for
you brain

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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happiest*
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February 10, 2014 3:42pm UTC

ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE
I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE
TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS

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shulesluvvah*
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February 9, 2014 12:14pm UTC

its just a spark but its enough to keep me going

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Olisbabe *
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October 23, 2013 9:19pm UTC

The worst feeling in the world is knowing you did the best you could, and it still wasn't good enough.
NMQ

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伤*
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October 25, 2013 3:55pm UTC

i say “excuse me” but what i really mean is
“why the hell are you and your friends standing in the
middle of the hallway blocking everyone”

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