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  1. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 7:50pm UTC
    Me: Bmv?Crush: whatMe: Oh... Um...Crush: *stalks my profile*Crush: Ohhh you mean be my valentine?Me: Yeah...Me: Sry... I made this awkwardCrush: The answer is yes...

  2. smileschangepeople smileschangepeople
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 9:05pm UTC
    Friend: So, it's almost Valentine's Day!
    Me: *Hisses*

  3. ~Spoken Silence~* ~Spoken Silence~*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 5:02pm UTC
    I dremt of you <3

  4. YOLO20K14 YOLO20K14
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 6:19am UTC
    flappy bird
    flappy bird
    it's hard to say goodbye
    flappy bird
    flappy bird
    but it's time to get a life
    :P <3 <3

  5. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 11:05pm UTC
    I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

  6. SarahDGirl SarahDGirl
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 7:46pm UTC
    That weird moment
    when someone you barely know ends up in your dream.

  7. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 8:30am UTC
    Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye ma.sturbation

  8. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 1:21pm UTC
    hey pretty girl ,can i have this dance?
    AND THE NEXT ONE AFTER THAT?
    gonna make you mine there's a real good chance
    hey pretty girl can i have this dance?
    Please don't remove this!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 7:29pm UTC
    That moment when you're talking
    But nobody listens
    Because they really don't care


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 4:14pm UTC
    why are mondays so long? they take like 3 days to finish


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 2:04pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you spell a word so wrong
    that even autocorrect is like
    "l got nothing man..."

  15. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 2:08pm UTC
    Zombies
    (n.) The only men that will love you for
    you brain


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 3:42pm UTC
    ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE
    I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE
    TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS

  18. shulesluvvah* shulesluvvah*
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2014 12:14pm UTC
    its just a spark but its enough to keep me going

  19. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 9:19pm UTC
    The worst feeling in the world is knowing you did the best you could, and it still wasn't good enough.
    NMQ

  20. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    i say “excuse me” but what i really mean is
    “why the hell are you and your friends standing in the
    middle of the hallway blocking everyone”

:)

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