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yourcool
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June 22, 2013 6:46pm UTC

i always change my mind about everything
except the passwords i have been using since i was 10 years old

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 11:25am UTC

Poking holes in your parent's condoms
so someone else can do the damn dishes.

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glitter162*
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June 23, 2013 5:45pm UTC

If I were the guy who made
the "Where's Waldo" books, I would have totally made a page where Waldo wasn't there.

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yourcool
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June 20, 2013 5:00pm UTC

growing up i believed that my stuffed animals
had feelings and i had to treat them all equally and let them all sleep on my bed.

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yourcool
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June 20, 2013 5:08pm UTC

if gay people don't use the phrase
"i can't think straight around you" as a pick up like, i feel like you have missed a genuinely great opportunity.

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LeedleLeedleLeedlexP
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June 26, 2013 11:18pm UTC

One day my patience will run out and I will punch you in the face very hard.

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Sunny1703
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July 15, 2012 3:18pm UTC

I bet there's going to be more teenagers;
at the premiere of Monsters Inc. 2 than little kids.

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Oliviaxo
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 10:07am UTC

Here's to the girls
that joined witty, BEFORE One Direction took over.
~
nmf

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xstaybeautiful
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July 28, 2012 9:18pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 8:23am UTC

Boys: I want a girl who loves hockey
Me: I love hockey
Boys: omG NO YOU ARE A GIRL WHATEVER YOU SAY ABOUT HOCKEY IS WRONG BECAUSE YOU ARE A GIRL NO MATTER WHAT YOU WILL ALWAYS KNOW LESS THAN ME ABOUT HOCKEY AND OMG GIRLS JUST WATCH HOCKEY BECAUSE OF THE PLAYERS

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Living_Life_Freely
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 8:25am UTC

Goodbyes aren't always sad,
for example: "goodbye class"

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 5:14pm UTC

you never really know someone
until you have a conversation with them at 3 am.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 5:05pm UTC

do you ever just wanna kiss your boyfriend,
but then you realize you don't have one?

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 3:58pm UTC

i like those friends that you don't have to
talk every day but you're still friends even if you go weeks without talking.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 4:58pm UTC

do you ever wonder how an author would
describe you in a novel? not only your appearance but they way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

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EdSheeran
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 2:31pm UTC

Ed Sheeran vs. Everyone else
Normal guy: I really want to kiss you
Ed Sheeran: All I want is the taste that your lips allow
Normal guy: Let's cuddle
Ed Sheeran: Cover me up cuddle me in lie down with me and hold me in your arms
Normal guy: I want to hug you
Ed Sheeran: I'm cold as the wind blows so hold me in your arms
Normal guy: She's a cr-ck wh-re pr-stitute
Ed Sheeran: And in a pipe she flies to the Motherland or sells love to another man
Normal guy: Marry me?
Ed Sheeran: Settle down with me and I'll be your safety you'll be my lady
Normal guy: I'm sad and lonely
Ed Sheeran: lately I've been waking up alone paint splattered teardrops on my shirt
Normal guy: gonna get wasted and sleep with someone else to forget about you
Ed Sheeran: I wanna be drunk when I wake up on the right side of the wrong bed
Normal guy: Expect me to drunk diall you later
Ed Sheeran: And that tonight I'll call ya, after my blood is drowning in alcohol

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MyMadTeenageDiary*
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 9:27pm UTC

THAT AMAZING MOMENT
WHEN YOU TYPE
YOUR HOMEWORK
INTO GOOGLE AND
YOU FIND EXACTLY
WHAT YOU NEED.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 4:18pm UTC

does anyone ever see things in their dreams
and then later in life see the exact same thing and freak out for a couple of seconds?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 7:28pm UTC

My boyfriend and I are so different.
I exist, he doesn't.

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