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Abellee0_0

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Member Since: 16 Feb 2011 11:03pm

Last Seen: 26 Dec 2011 02:19am

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  1. Abellee0_0 Abellee0_0
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 12:23am UTC
    was this girl and she was with
    her friend.
    They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
    The girl slowly came upon this one
    myspace.
    It had creatures in the background and the
    man
    looked like a psycho. She started
    laughing with
    her friend commenting on how ugly he
    was.
    Right
    then, an instant message came up.
    IT SAID
    SatanStalker: So how do u like my
    MySpace?
    XxLoVemExX: What?
    XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
    SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
    youre looking at my MySpace right now.
    XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
    SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
    at my MySpace.
    XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
    SatanStalker: I just do.
    Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
    you.
    Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
    say.
    At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
    a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
    to get worried now.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
    to care the living sh*t out of me.
    SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
    SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
    like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
    you just said about me with your friend like a
    minute ago.
    They were in shock.
    Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
    hes a f*cking psycho!
    The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
    watching us?
    SatanStalker: I am.
    SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
    you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
    from coming to your house. XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
    SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
    leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says
    love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
    SatanStalker has just signed off.
    The girl and her friend were really
    scared.
    Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
    me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
    from someone.
    They went upstairs and were
    having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
    friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
    ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
    friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
    what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
    anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
    the ground dead. She started to scream but
    when she turned around he was there.
    News the next
    morning said that there was one girl dead in
    the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
    over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
    Just her head.
    f you do not repost this in the next two
    minutes there will be three men, one in your
    bathroom,
    one in your room, and one killing your parents
    at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
    what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
    to die!

  2. Abellee0_0 Abellee0_0
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 4:31am UTC
    I Just Want Him<3
    <3 <3 <3

  3. Abellee0_0 Abellee0_0
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 4:25am UTC
    I Can't Help It Sometimes
    when a guy likes me I just can't help liking them a little bit back♥//
    nmf.

  4. Abellee0_0 Abellee0_0
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 4:19am UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When your phone becomes your bestfriend
    while your walking past a big group of people by yourself<3

  5. Abellee0_0 Abellee0_0
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 4:15am UTC
    Hearing a group of guys
    telling their friend that your hot as you walk past<3

  6. Abellee0_0 Abellee0_0
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 4:11am UTC
    i love you so much

  7. Abellee0_0 Abellee0_0
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 9:51pm UTC
    ...Who else...
    gets creeped out when your by yourself in the dark ♥

  8. Abellee0_0 Abellee0_0
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 9:44pm UTC
    Who else thinks
    witty should have a dislike button?
    notmyformatxx.

  9. Abellee0_0 Abellee0_0
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2011 1:36am UTC
    The feeling when
    you are walking alone
    through a place that
    feels deserted.

  10. Abellee0_0 Abellee0_0
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    A Computer once beat me at chess,
    but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
    Notmine<33

  11. Abellee0_0 Abellee0_0
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 7:57pm UTC
    Isn't it funny how after days nothing changes
    But when you look back
    everything seems different. <33

  12. Abellee0_0 Abellee0_0
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 7:50pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. Abellee0_0 Abellee0_0
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 7:43pm UTC
    If you die i a
    elevator
    Be sure to press the
    Up button.
    Notmyformat<3

  14. Abellee0_0 Abellee0_0
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 7:36pm UTC
    *Fave if you love your friends*

  15. Abellee0_0 Abellee0_0
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 2:15am UTC
    There are no
    stupid questions
    just stupid people.
    Notmine<3

  16. Abellee0_0 Abellee0_0
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 4:12pm UTC
    &&That awkward moment
    When you are trying to pass someone on the sidewalk...

  17. Abellee0_0 Abellee0_0
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    Who else wonders
    What a Krabby Pattie
    Tastes Like.

  18. Abellee0_0 Abellee0_0
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2011 4:07am UTC
    PLEASE READ UNTIL THE END ITS WORTH IT A girl went to a party and she ended up staying longer than she planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town, and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. when she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her. Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this if you truly believe in God PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father" stand up for Him. 51% won't repost this

  19. Abellee0_0 Abellee0_0
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2011 3:56am UTC
    Girl: Do I look ok?
    Boy: Yeah, you look fine.
    Girl: Oh… um, ok.
    Boy: What?
    Girl: Well, I was hoping you…
    Boy: Ugh, do I have to?
    Girl: Pleeeaasee?
    Boy: Fine. “When I see your face…”
    Notmine<33

  20. Abellee0_0 Abellee0_0
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 2:07am UTC
    That awkward moment;
    When you are about to go into the
    Mens bathroom

:)

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